treat yo self

us: connie and christine pls follow for free pizza (terms and conditions apply)

[no-chill-at-all]

[restingbaeface]

i feel this in my soul

[lovelysuggestions]

stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

why do grooms get one boring black jacket and brides get the most jawdropping gowns ever like when i get married i want pearls and lace and a train is that too much to ask??

[rebellum]

Hnn could you imagine.. a suit embroidered with baroque pearls… a LACE CAPE gently floating behind the groom… a fuckin sword..

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

oh my god…. your m i n d…. the wedding industry is quaking 

[keltik]

Meanwhile in Scotland…

[moonybyte]

YO, there are SO MANY great groom outfits around the world where he is dressed all in silk, lace, gold, pearls and glitter, with capes and scarves, hats and stitchery and I find it so sad that most of these countries switch over to “suit”. Like, look at these handsome boys!

India

Sudan

China (traditional)

Nigeria

Indonesia

Mongolia

Ghana

Ethiopia

Poland

Romania

Russia (1)

Russia (2)

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

*shakes fist at sky*

damn you western marriage culture

[kreature-ofthenight]

may I add

Norway

japan 

japan the hard core traditional wedding costume

Turkey

Hungary

Navajo

maori (new zealand)

Fiji

Tonga

[fatherharlot]

Here are some gay wedding additions:

India

India-Pakistan

South Africa

Thailand

Japan

Georgia

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[bimbinis]

Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined

[neutralbacteria]

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[mayuzane]

When the referee just realized you made an illegal move

[leninthesixth]

doctors hate her! This woman is experiencing symptoms that might point to a health problem and wants doctors to do something about it

[kursedkitties]

What if we kissed in the fridge??? Just kidding. Unless...?

[cursed-kat-images]

😳😳😳

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

[grox]

Quiz Are you Good or Are you Evil

Question 1. Do you kill people

Heavens no!

YESSS I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE >:D

[mazzystargrrl]

bitches be like *reconsume media from childhood to cope*

[roboco-san]

fun biology fact!! toddler skulls are full of teeth. waiting. watching

[slugthatsins]

This literally can’t be true, toddlers have sinus cavities too ya know. They do have fully formed adult teeth before they come in just like older teens have fully formed wisdoms before they come in, but there’s literally three rows for some in the pic to the right, and also there’s major nerves where they have the bottom teeth placed, also like do they think kids just don’t have fully formed jaw bones?? The teeth aren’t in the jaw bone like that, you can feel your own from the outside to see that

Don’t believe everything you see online you guys

[roboco-san]

Deciduous teeth - Wikipedia

Wikipedia article on baby teeth backs me up, with a reference image even. try harder

also there are only two rows of teeth in the skull on the right, if you look closely you can see the undissoved roots of some baby teeth poking through, which might be what you are mistaking for an extra row of teeth

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[thighetician]

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because it wasn’t stated in an intellectual way (in spite of its validity). So Girl 2 reinforced Girl 1′s opinions in solidarity and made sure that it was absolutely clear that Girl 1 was factually correct. WITHOUT taking credit for her observations (”kim is right” instead of “Actually, kim”)  

Girls supporting Girls. 

Girls not letting other girls be treated poorly.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

If you read thirty pages of a book and hate it, that’s a good analysis. Girl 1 literally said, “It sucked for these reasons, and I only got through 30 pages.” She was absolutely paying attention and trying to get it. But if all you get is a headache, fuck that book.

[mckitterick]

I love this exchange

[curseworm]

i just dont want to be seen as a woman anymore. if you must look at me at least have the decency to unfocus your eyes

[curseworm]

i wanna look like this

[teenagerposts]

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don’t worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we’ll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

[jame7t]

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

sniff

fall off things

Lick plastic (BAD trick)

[followthebluebell]

additional tricks for advanced cats!

knock thing off shelf!

attack ankle

destroy thing!

hide toy and cry because the toy is now gone

[detectivehole]

you can unfollow me but you can’t un-read my posts so really i’m the winner here

[detectivehole]

our paths may have crossed briefly but you still had the misfortune of knowing me

[repent-zoomer]

[lohver]

do you ever wonder how many strangers hate you because of how someone else described you to them