vampires hmu pls

《alyssa. nyc. 25. bi ace. cat lady librarian》 ☆check out my spoopy side blog : babybaphometbat.tumblr.com ☆

[malibuklaus]

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[returnoftheobradinn]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[raibura]

Well

Waffles

Pancakes

Grits

Eggs

Sausages

Bacon

Orange Juice

Coffee

Apple Juice

Voting ended onMar 12, 2025

[capacity2]

This website can go to hell quite frankly. grits they don’t deserve you

[retroactivebakeries]

you fuckers. you fucking morons. you fucking god damn idiot fucking go kill yourself morons. death would be too good for you utter immense shitcrock dipshit morons

[judgejudyofficial]

yanks . . . i have to laugh

[dancinggrimm]

This bus company in my area has taken to giving its vehicles names. This one could have used a bit more constructive criticism.

[tsatsuma69]

I had the privilege of riding bussy once

[tsatsuma69]

an honerable mention: my chariot oh my chariot, bussy galore

[patema-introverted]

[stylecouncil]

it’s the day again ♥️

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]

[magnetostits-deactivated2026031]

rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

[torn-a-sunder]

Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.

[kabaks]

unparalleled image

[princncess2]

knuckle tattoos that say OKAY YAY❤️

[liberalsarecool]

Abolish Tesla.

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.

If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.

The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.

[j-swin79]

[ultrareginarules]

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

[localgays2]

[ladytharen]

well, well, well ^_^

January 27 ($397.15) to February 26 ($290.80)

[cilceon]

✨Like to charge and reblog to cast✨

[ainaraoftime-deactivated2025020]

one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

[ainaraoftime-deactivated2025020]

y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish

this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:

with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portuguese

however, “presunto” is also a spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected)

so you have this in-joke going where spanish chips taste like ham, presumably

[fluffmugger]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You’ve heard of “I can’t believe it’s not butter!” now get ready for “It’s questionable whether or not this is ham”

[throwupgirl]

one major supernatural-related event occurs in 2025 but it can only be one of these. which one are you going for

jarpad punches someone at a charli xcx concert

bloodlines has been picked up for an automatic 15 season contract

jody mills spinoff (not wayward sisters) loosely based off reno 911

emily swallow and ruth connell affair scandal

misha collins gets cast on the boys

andrew dabb buys the cw

s16 that takes place entirely in the riverdale universe (no continuity from s15)

daneel announces a full reboot starting from s1 directed by her with new actors

supernatural post-s15 movie where castiel is played by madelaine petsch

mark sheppard youtube series about daily life as the king of hell

jensen personally fired from the boys by eric kripke with cryptic rumors

season 2 of the winchesters confirmed, casts julie mcniven?

Voting ended onNov 24, 2024

[victorian-undead]

once again

[icel]

a sad day for america

[reemillustrated]