Allister

average Käärijä fan

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hupiukko

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Sex=money lyrics + Eng translation

(Let's make sex money)

Seksi-Maunoi koko kööri Keikkamyyjä mun sutenööri Lelulaatikost tilpehöörit Kielitaito ku ku skördi-fördi Poolopaita, housut, lippalakki tai nahkatakki Kaikki ne tippuu keikan aikana Se ku jos mikä on varma nakki

NA-NA-NAKU NAKU NA-NA-NAKUNA Koko perheen Käärijästä koko perheen krapula Pappa itkee, lapset kiljuu Mummo huutaa apua Ja terapeutin tilinauha kiittää

Mä aloin myymään seksii ku seksi myy Ku en mitään muutakaan keksiny Hypin rahasta pelti paljaana Kato parasta ei saa halvalla (x2)

Yeah, ah Täl alal ei sua kukaan huomaa Jos et osaa myydä ittees kukaa ei sua kuolaa Ah, jos pöytään pitää saada ruokaa Ei pelkkä vilahdus pyllyposkist oo kovin luovaa Siks tulin tänne

NA-NA-NAKU NAKU NA-NA-NAKUNA Tää on tositarina, ei mitään iltasatua Pappa itkee, lapset kiljuu Mummo huutaa apua Ja terapeutin turbovolvo kiiltää

Mä aloin myymään seksii ku seksi myy Ku en mitään muutakaan keksiny Hypin rahasta pelti paljaana Kato parasta ei saa halvalla (x2)

(Make some noise!)

Sex=money Seksi on rahaa (x3)

Teen Onlyfans bägii Koko Suomen daddy Isompi ku He-Mäni isompi ku Danny Kadulla on kuuma ne huutaa mua hätiin Kadulla on puuma mut mulla on jo täti (2x)

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(Let's make sex money) The whole crew is full of sex-Maunos The gig seller is my pimp Accessories from the toy box Language skills like skördi-fördi Polo shirt, pants, cap or leather jacket Everything will drop during the gig That's a piece of cake if anything

Nude nude nude nude nude From whole family's Käärijä to whole family's hangover Grandpa is crying, kids are screaming Grandma is calling out for help And the therapist's bank slip is thankful

I started to sell sex because sex sell Since I couldn't come up with anything else I jump around naked for money You see, cannot get the best for cheap (x2)

Yeah, ah In this field of work nobody will notice you If you can't sell yourself nobody will drool after you Ah, if you need food on the table Just a glimpse of buttcheeks is not very creative That's why I came here

Nude nude nude nude nude This is a true story not a bedtime story From whole family's Käärijä to whole family's hangover Grandpa is crying, kids are screaming Grandma is calling out for help And the therapist's turbo Volvo is shining

I started to sell sex because sex sell Since I couldn't come up with anything else I jump around naked for money You see, cannot get the best for cheap (x2)

(Make some noise!)

Sex=money Sex is money (x3)

I make the Onlyfans bag Whole Finland's daddy Bigger than He-Man bigger than Danny It's hot on the street they call out for my help There's a cougar on the street but I already have an aunt (x2)

[chorus]

credit: @ravensofskyhold for help

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Baila is a bop 💛

I don’t understand why I’ve already seen people slandering this song, there’s like 7 seconds of it released and it’s recorded via a phone, this isn’t what the song is gonna sound like lmao

Also, it’s genuinely just better for stage presence during gigs, Tequila is fun yeah but having a song that’s not even yours on your set list is kinda lame, so adding this one for Häärijä to replace tequila while Käärijä has a break vocally and physically while on stage (this song now probably being longer than tequila for a longer break) is a great idea

Please, use your brains and not slander my main man Häärijä for 7 seconds worth of a song that’s low-key a banger so far 😅

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I’m so sorry (I’m not sorry at all)

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I’m probably never going to finish this, so have a drawing of the latest OF post