THANK GOD IT'S CHICKEN FINGER FRIDAY

•○☆// schlong's shitblog //☆○•

[pjackk]

How come nobody is posting their private parts on this site no more

[pjackk]

They say 1 apple a day keeps the doctor away but this is how the health care system trys to fuck u since apples dont just grow on trees u have to prove u are even worth the apple in the first place via Job/Serfdom

[pjackk]

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

[pjackk]

Real Name: Prototype jack

Street Name: P.jack

Birthplace: I was built in russiaa

Origin: JUst a guy trying to be a buddy in a world that's been totally screwed over by greed+no mindfulness

Age: 7 years old

Blood Type: Gasoline

Height: 235 cm

Weight: 185 kg

Hair Color: Going bald

Eye Color: Glwoign red when im mad or crazy

Occupation: Robot prototype

Marital Status: Single

Likes: Pre rolls, built jock twunks, orange mad dog

Dislikes: Hate across the world

Hobbies: Thinking about world problems and possible soluions

Fav quote: History isn't written by the losers

[wolfythewitch]

Filipino human versions of Sans and Papyrus hehe

[wolfythewitch]

Mini trivia: I put 15 because that's the number of sans' theme on the playlist and I like to imagine the jersey is a hand me down

[grem-lit]

i'm still only thinking about two guys

[boligolov]

ghrgjdyrjdjykycguk

[lamialee]

Lionel for @prema-ja

[schlong2]

hey can u guys watch them while i go smoke

[arealtrashact]

A Song of Ice and Fur (part one) 

[lulalulens]

I can't stop thinking about @snarwor lyonel/dunk fic let me see the heat get to you so. please accept this humble offering from yours truly

[spajderserdel]

NATURE ENTHUSIAST!!

[57papercranes]

They’d be insufferable……

Im imagining this at a Halloween party or something a couple years post canon

(She/herdly bc of #myagenda)

[totally-cis-offical]

Tumblr decided this is a Valentine’s post

It does Cupid’s arrow when you like it because you tasted it Suselle and Kerdly

[tumblr]

💞 Ships Week Fanart: #1 – #20 💞

It’s the final day of ships week and we’re celebrating the top 20 ships on Tumblr with some homegrown fanart. Please enjoy these artful depictions of the art of shipping!

@furbetii:

@officialspec:

@cinnabarfangs:

@bobbibitybob:

@the-everlasting-ash:

@polartss:

@sylairaa-commsopen:

@marz-rm:

@pbeeanjay:

@skipppppy:

@simplytomh:

@l00106:

@rainbowcryptid:

@yvainart:

@maersiel:

@shinkomiii:

@dyleeart:

@chimneyz:

@leon-donovan:

Thanks for joining us for Ships Week! If you don't want it to be over yet, come hang out and chat about yr faves on the tag: #ships week 2026 <3

[lightbluesleeper]

long day

[foopsie-daisy]

Wouldn’t it be fucked up if your mom didnt know you were alive? Happened to my buddy Mr Ant Tenna

[hellspawnmotel]

mushy garbage (unfinished)