Mitch Marner is a Meme

Emma, Iowa, I like too many hockey teams to be healthy

[ifuckinghatetomhiddleston]

[les-etoilles]

REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCE TOM HIDDLESTON EXHIBIT

Always reblog the Real Life Disney Prince. Pay attention boys, this is how it’s done.

I’ve always liked Tom Hiddleston but this just made me fall in love with him

[lasfeministas]

Please stop scrolling

And sign this petition if you are as furious about the new abortion laws as I am. It is on the White House website, and they will have to respond if it reaches 100,000 signatures.

[schmerbach201110]

SHARE IT!. If youre pissed about this as I am then GO SIGN IT. It took me not even 2 mintues

[absolute-ravenclaw]

Someone give me verbal autocorrect.

Ravenclaw, after failing to pronounce a word once (1). (via absolute-ravenclaw)

[victorie-rory-blog]

The Holy Trinity

[drxnkonsxnlight-deactivated2021]

im sorry the fact that half a million people have signed a petition to reshoot game of thrones s8 is the most disrespectful bullshit I’ve ever seen. I get it you’re pissed with the writing, me too, but the reason 90% of these people signed is because their white saviour went mad queen something which has been foreshadowed for years and is obviously going to happen in the book too. The entire cast and crew have put their blood, sweat and tears into this show and for half a million people to say ‘nah I didn’t like it do it again’ is fucking despicable.

[schmerbach201110]

MY FAVORITE "GO OFF MOMENT"

[freshest-memes]

Well if that isn’t me

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[captain-rez]

[gif87a-com]

[monkeysaysficus]

“AHkhwoo”

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

WHAT

[memesville]

Leave him alone he is perfect!

[koleijon]

“AKUUU”

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

Im literally crying

[yourbigsisnissi]

When people tell stories about how their parents beat them, it’s always interesting to see their face change because they expected me to say “me too lol” but I instead say “I’m really sorry. You didn’t deserve that” Last time a co worker who also has West Indian parents was telling me in a joking way how he remembers being beaten with a belt because lied about his report card. As he was laughing it off and saying he deserved it, I just said “wow that’s awful hun. You didn’t deserve that.” And his whole face changed. Like it hadn’t occurred to him that it’s messed up that a part of remembering his childhood is remembering how badly it hurt to be beaten so badly at such a young age. Another time I had a friend, non West Indian parents, who talked about how she made a mess on a dress that her parents got her. It was really expensive apparently and she spilled red juice on it. She talked about how she was ordered to take the dress of and was beaten with a belt too without any clothes on. And she was laughing and said “I was a bad ass kid lol” and I said “no hun you were just a kid”. And she looked at me and immediately stopped laughing and just sat there like “yea…I was just a kid. I don’t know why they did that to me” My mom was raised in a household where she was beaten so badly….I just don’t understand how she is so loving now growing up in a home where she got so little love. They called it discipline, but once she became a social worker she began to see that it was abuse. That she grew up terrified of her parents, although they thought it was respect that my mom felt. It was fear. We have to get comfortable challenging what is often seen as cultural norms. We have to be a generation of people who are not ashamed to say “I would never beat my child”.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Masturbation is just sex in single player mode.

[holtbaest]

Washington Capitals Holiday Video Series, 3/? - Holiday House Party

[phemale]

[clearwaters65-blog]

[girliepopx]

Jonathan: Maybe me and Sharpie can gang up on him

Journalist: That’s not fair, he’s so much smaller

Jonathan: Yeah it’s so much fun

On Patrick not voting Jonathan for Captain/not wanting to be on his team: “Yeah right. He wants to be on my line again, too. He was talking about winning the car this year - MVP - and the only way he’s going to do that is if he has me on his line”

BOYS. <3

[puckling-deactivated20201027]

BE MORE HEARTS IN EYES. BE MORE, I DARE YOU.

[whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite]

I haven’t seen this video before and Jonny’s fond eyes for Kaner!

More quotes:

“It’s exciting to see those guys come, too. You know, I said it a million times when Duncan and I got the nod, that, you know, it wouldn’t feel right if you didn’t have guys like Sharpy or Kaner there.”

“It would be more fun to play against Kaner, for sure” (leading into the quote above about how it’s fun to gang up on him)

[luxnowell]

r_hartman24 Great day on the course today with the fellas. Beautiful scenery

[anotherashley]

Can y’all believe 1988 out here vacationing together?! In Cabo! I bet it’s only taken Patrick approximately 84 years to convince Jonny to finally go. And what do they do? Of course they golf. Such nerds. All of ‘em.

[magicalmarner]

I cannot thank however decided to create the TML face-off series enough 

[dickgraysoni-deactivated2021102]

OT goal against the Bruins, tiddies out, smile as bright as a star ⭐️ 01.15.2018

[mystupidlovesongs]

excuse me while I have a stroke