Cap'n Rez's Findings

Intended to be an IC blog for my Miqo'te Rez on FFXIV. Has devolved into me sharing funny posts and general silliness as well as RP prompts. Balmung Server. Captain Rezaria in-game.

[captain-rez]

Rez Schmoves In The Ocean, Looking For New Vegetables w/ @petrichor_amor || Subnautica 2

Watch this video on Twitch Live

[dogpuppy]

[my-dailydreams]

[skullnana]

Skaven in warhammer are amazing because not only are they just Silly Little Guys that are absolutely terrifying when you think about them, but the only thing that stops them is the fact they are so horribly incompetent and just bolt as soon as they are in any sort of danger.

Run rat boy run.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

And not just that, they are so hilariously treacherous and backstabby that their own internal conflicts keep them from taking over the world XD

[nightbringer24]

Which is not only basically a religious tenant of theirs, but practically genetic too.

[nightbringer24]

There actually is an outlier, and it annoyingly only comes up in the book about him: Queek Headtaker had an underling and the closest thing a Skaven could have to a friend, by the name of Ska Bloodtail.

Actually, in fact, Queek is the outlier to the Skaven in virtually every respect. Almost.

[yeehawpim]

I can be the ship and its sailors

[myjetpack]

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

[catgirl-catboy]

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

[computer-wizard]

but what if

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

fucking spot the difference game

[gumy-shark]

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

[xanfeursel]

[the-woods-call-me]

Emotional Support Pipecleaner, Part 2

Please click for larger size. =) Also, feel free to flick the last two screens quickly back and forth if you get hungry for "mountain apples", too. XD

[wildstar25]

Mayqo'te Day 19 - King

Long live the king.

[nivienne-grovant]

When your friend wants to gpose in a deep dungeon and you spend 20 minutes guarding her from mob spawns.

[damnhotpocket]

Gema.piano on instagram

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

[communeist]

THEY ARE

[crematedequally]

when i was 8 i had a very intimidating russian woman as a music teacher- she was both my opera instructor and piano teacher. about a month into piano, she sat me down and said to my mother and i "this child- very beautiful voice, good for singing. i will not allow this child to continue piano. god did not want this child to play an instrument. he told me this in dreams. that is all."

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.

[only-cat-memes]

[snakelinksonic]

I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly.

[noble-snows-deactivated20220106]

What is even..

[lilac-keeper-deactivated2022112]

Some backstory. In FFXIV, for a very short spurt of time, there was a glitch where the upper body of a model would lock and freeze in place while the rest would still perform animations from other emotes and attacks. The results were pretty incredible for those that could get the lock to happen.

It was quickly hot-fixed out, but not quickly enough for the above video to get made, un/fortunately.

[meekusah]

mood

[dare0451]

Golden Diaper Boy Takes A Stroll

[brightsuzaku]

I’m not sure if this is the video I know, but this is from back when I think that glitch was still working.

It’s Lalafell Mario Kart! Basically, using the glitch, you put your character into the /sit position, but can still move around as if walking.

So, this happens:

FOR THE RECORD: No, I never figured out how to get that glitch working for myself back in 2015, but I didn’t have video capture, anyway.

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

childhood friends to complete strangers

[voidsentprinces]

[lostinhistory]

Wake up babe, new octopus just dropped

He's such a little guy!

[guribot]

who knows what she'll do when she realizes the shorts don't button

[glimmerpup]

Most umas casual clothes have a specific spot for the tail, tachyon’s doesn’t.

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish