so i wrote out the lyrics to don't threaten me with a good time
uzumagay submitted: iâm sorry if itâs bad i tried to listen as carefully as i could lmaoÂ
alright alright itâs a hell of a feeling though (itâs a hell of a feeling though) x2
i just woke up in my underwear
no liquor left on the shelf
i should probably introduce myself
you should have seen what i wore
i had a cane and a party hat
i was the king of this hologram where thereâs no such thing as getting out of hand
memories tend to just pop up
drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves
five thousand people with designer drugs
donât think iâll ever get enough (donât think iâll ever get enough)
 champagne, cocaine, gasoline
and most things in between
i road the city in a shopping cart
iâm packing camels in the smoke alarm
 this night is heating up
say, if you go on you might pass out in a trip high
oh yeah, donât threaten me with a good time
 itâs a hell of a feeling though
itâs a hell of a feeling though
alright alright itâs a hell of a feeling though (itâs a hell of a feeling though)
 what are these footprints?
they donât look very human-like
now i wish that i could find my clothes
bedsheets and a morning robe
canât even tell if this is a dream
how did we end up in my neighborâs pool
upside down with a perfect view?
bought a bar at the speed of sound
fancy feet dancing through this town
lost my mind in a wedding gown
donât think iâll ever get it now (donât think iâll ever get it now)
 champagne, cocaine, gasoline
and most things in between
i road the city in a shopping cart
iâm packing camels in the smoke alarm
 this night is heating up
say, if you go on you might pass out in a trip high
oh yeah, donât threaten me with a good time
 iâm a scholar and a gentleman
and i usually donât fall when i try to stand
i lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt
but i make these high heels work
i told you time and time again
iâm not as think as you drunk i am
and we all fell down when the sun came up
i think weâve had enough
 alright alright itâs a hell of a feeling though (itâs a hell of a feeling though) x2
 champagne, cocaine, gasoline
and most things in between
i road the city in a shopping cart
im packing camels in the smoke alarm
say, if you go on you might pass out in a trip high
oh yeah, donât threaten me with a good time
oH THANk u SO MUCH!! omg!!