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@alavasgaming IM CALLING YOU OUT #miitomo

#miitomo

spiderdumpling-deactivated20230

when you try really hard to look cute for your friends and they don’t say anything

but i like my gyno she’s super nice and puts kitten posters on the ceiling

its the little things

#esp since my last gyno was a dude that used one of those metal thingies that were WAY TOO BIG

pr1nceshawn

What Going to the Gynecologist Is Like by Karina Farek.

#exactly what its like #except u also pee in a cup and you get 'YOURE NOT PREGNANT' shouted at you as you make another appointment

when will my sexualwweconfessions return from the war its my favorite blog on this hellsite

#have you SEEN some of the submissions they're a rio #*riot

im a gross disgusting person that ships (show!)sansa/littlefinger but it has like 8 different names and tags i dont deserve this i want all my gross ass fanwork in one spot work with me here

#drinks wine out of my 'worlds most problematic' mug #man if you want a real Garbage Ship this is it

konakoro

When you ship FinnRey, Reylo, and Stormpilot at once

#my eternal struggle

“you know, i used to ship this, but some teenage keyboard warrior showed me the light as to how abusive/rapey this standard hero/villain ship is while talking over actual abuse/rape victims” said literally no ‘problematic’ shipper ever

#shit man im posting Discourse lets get in some ship wank while i'm at it #this applies to multiple ships but mostly reylo lmfao #not even the sansan tag is that bad

somebody who's a furry but with robots instead: whirry

#i dont deserve this

atane-deactivated20200604

Never have I related to an animal so much in my life.

#when he asks me to top

cryingsweatybaby

#im flower

girlswamparchived2017

@ all girls coming to terms w not being straight: i love u, i am proud of u, there is nothing gross or wrong about liking/loving other girls and u are brave and valid and good

strategicgoat

Aces: *looks into the camera like we are on the office*

girlswamparchived2017

hey did u know there are ace wlw and this post applies to them too…not a hard concept to grasp :+)

strategicgoat

Hey did you know there are aces that ARENT lesbians and you don’t have to be a complete bitch?

Do you even know who you’re talking to?

girlswamparchived2017

me: it’s okay for girls to like girls some irrelevant person who i don’t follow: just a reminder that it’s also okay for girls not to like girls you lesbian b*tch

carpesharpei

the real question here is…. who IS strategicgoat? strategicgoat expects you to know who strategicgoat is. the audacity of someone not knowing strategicgoat strains the imagination (of strategicgoat)

cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060

ace discourse dot txt

bunnymagia

lordy

#and once again Ace Tumblr is the worst

ancanope-deactivated20160529

PLEASE WATCH THIS

seducedbykyloren

#OH #MY GOD

saintjoan

the panama papers: the biggest secret data leak in history (a concise masterpost)

so what is it?

they are leaked documents that contain information from Panama based Mossack Fonseca, “a law firm that specializes in the creation of off shore accounts designed to hide wealth in tiny island tax havens”

this video sums up what is in the documents (tw: sex slavery, death)

which news outlets are reporting the information?

full list here

The Guardian has a series of very good explanations and in depth articles

Reddit is “doing their thing” and has a detailed live thread

the German newspaper Süddeutsche Zeitung that first exposed the leak

wait, okay, so how is the data leak important?

mostly because it incriminates some of the world’s top politicians and key wealthy individuals as they engage in off-shore laundering, tax evasion, and other crimes (x)

Vladimir Putin

Sigmundur David Gunnlaugsson, prime minister of Iceland

the implications of his activities

Petro Poroshenko, president of Ukraine

a FIFA ethics committee member (inc. Lionel Messi)

HRH Prince Salman, King of Saudi Arabia

numerous relatives and associates of political leaders

and other very important people

are there any *insert notable Americans/Canadians/(citizens of your country)* involved?

as of now, only 149 documents have been released (publicly) out of 11.5 Million, so it’s guaranteed that more incriminating evidence will surface

“editor of Süddeutsche Zeitung responded to the lack of U.S. individuals in the documents, saying “Just wait for what is coming next"” (x)