Too Tired To Give A Fuck 🤡

Random Nonsense 👄

[softwaring]

[freshpickle]

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

[funnytwittertweets]

[anddreadful]

Look. Look. I think the hardest thing about your twenties is the shift from getting shoved towards new frontiers of maturity by, like, puberty and education and the logistics of gaining independence, to you having to shove yourself. It’s a mental recalibration from “you grow up whether you like it or not” to “you can and should keep evolving, but now you have to choose it. And you have to choose it a half-dozen times a day in increasingly annoying ways. And this sucks but the reward is that you get to be a person in the world.”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

crazy how at my age my parents already had children (that they were in no way equipped to raise)

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her

[willygood-deactivatingsoon-deac]

[radiofreederry]

[duncebento]

[poo-poo-head]

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

more vagueposting but about random historical figures who have been dead for centuries

[moldspace]

spiky troll

[acorviart]

borzoi of hades

[ID: Illustration of a black borzoi cerberus within a golden decorative frame. The background within the frame is red, and gold cloud-like streamers cross over the cerberus’ body.]

[haaarpb]

i deliver pizzas & sometimes funny things happen

[soradsauce]

[anticmiscellaney]

The first shirt I made, a Black Lodge (Twin Peaks) cotton button-down. I got pattern-reading advice from my 91yr old grandmother, who described the finished result as “well done, but ugly.”