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Quantum mechanics issue, very stupid, you need to stabilize the quantum field, preferably quickly. In short, do some magic shit and help this poor catgirl out please*

f4y3w00d5

Ohhhhh... how do I do that?

schrdingcat

*quantum shrug*

f4y3w00d5

... *calls someone on a banana*

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

*the audio quality is very bad* .........faye how did you get this number?

f4y3w00d5

A... friend patched me through. Didnt want to deal with this shit. Aaaanyways, im meant to be doing magical shit to stabilise the quantum field?

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

good excuse to try something out. I'll be there in a few seconds.

f4y3w00d5

Alright! Cool!

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

A bright flash of light and then...

...

nothing happens

another bright flash of light...

...

there is a thud on the roof

f4y3w00d5

.... I'm assuming theyre on the roof- *waiting, bored*

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

You hear another thud outside, and some painful whimpering as the Technomancer limps inside. There is an unusual amount of sparks coming out of her arm

Ok... note to self, adjust the precision before doing ANYTHING like that again.

What do you need Faye

f4y3w00d5

*I point at the one it wont let me @* They want me stablising the quantum field or something-

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

*glances at the quantum anomaly* uhh... that's certainly something. Do you have like, a small bracelet? necklace? anything she can wear?

f4y3w00d5

..... *glances down at a ring on my finger* ....Maybe. What'll happen to it?

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

Well, I think that I could use the item as a sort of anchor, or maybe more of an absorber. One of the two. Chances are, I can reverse the states of the two objects, and It'll cause the object you've chosen to start quantum phasing, while we stabilize this anomaly to our plane of existence.

f4y3w00d5

So not my ring then- *i open a rift and start looking through it, and the second it opens a monstrous creature starts running towards where i opened the rift*

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

you know what, i'm not even going to ask.

f4y3w00d5

*i find a fancy bracelet and close it mere seconds before the creature gets out* We could use this!

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

Are there any prior enchantments on the bracelet?

f4y3w00d5

Nope! None that I remember!

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

Alright let me see... I take the bracelet, and examine it with a small jewler's glass that pops out from the index finger. suddenly, sparks fly out of my arm, as the entire index finger falls off. then the rest of the fingers.

Well, uhh, I sure hope there aren't any other enchantments on this, because I can't tell anymore, and if there were these enchantments would effectively be permanently applied to this anomaly.

f4y3w00d5

Daaaaamn thats like... crazy.

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

Alright, let me just... uhh... The bracelet glows a bright yellow, before fading to it's normal color again.

alright. This should work. All you need to do is put it on that anomaly, and it should fix the problem.

The Technomancer hands you back the bracelet.

I'm going to start walking home now, but I must stress again, that if that bracelet had ANY enchantments I sincerely insist that you tell me now and I will enchant another item.

Also this is going to cost you. I'll expect a package of something in the mail.

f4y3w00d5

*I giggle and give you a thumbs up*

schrdingcat

*as the technomancer walks out of the door, I gesture towards the bracelet*

f4y3w00d5

*I pass it to you*

schrdingcat

*the ring glows as I put it on, then there's a flash, and then the quantum phasing stops* Did... did it work? I think it worked! Perfect!

f4y3w00d5

Great! Amazing!

schrdingcat

*Hugs you* Thank you Faye!

f4y3w00d5

*pats you* No problem!

schrdingcat

hehe~

Anyways, i couldn't hear everything that was going on, but did that technomancer person mention something about enchantments?

f4y3w00d5

Uhhhh yep! If the bracelet had enchaments uhhh... blah blah blah! I zoned out! :D

schrdingcat

That's slightly concerning, but ok!

On another note i feel a bit weird, but it's probably just the after-effects from the whole quantum phasing thing.

f4y3w00d5

*I shrug*

schrdingcat

yeah, anyways, sorry for barging in here with no notice. You probably don't even know me.

f4y3w00d5

Nope! Not at all! But its fine!

schrdingcat

Well i'll introduce myself then. Nice to meet you, my name is [sounds you cannot comprehend], and I'm a dimension-hopper. Basically, I'm not from this plane of existence, but somewhere I fucked up, and got stuck in between two different dimensions.

f4y3w00d5

Oh cool! Can you repeat your name slowly?

schrdingcat

Sure! It's [A completely different set of sounds you cannot comprehend, not even closely related to the previous sounds you heard.]

Oh, wait, right you probably can't comprehend my name... I suppose I'll want a new one.

f4y3w00d5

Yeah I cant- its weird...

schrdingcat

Hmm... You can call me Quanta then. I think that's simple enough.

fayewoods-2

Quanta? Yeah sure!

schrdingcat

Ok, something is really starting to feel strange. Can't quite place it though...

fayewoods-2

*I shrug* Who knows!

schrdingcat

Eh. I'm sure it's fine. *Nervous laugh* Anyways, now what?

fayewoods-2

*I shrug cheerfully* Dunno! Anything you wanna do?

schrdingcat

Well I uhh... I kinda finished everything I needed to do. Let me think...

Oh! Do you have any games?

fayewoods-2

Maybe! You can have a look around if you wanna. Not in the basement though-

schrdingcat

Why? What's in the basement?

fayewoods-2

.... beings... like Xenos...

schrdingcat

...fair enough.

fayewoods-2

*cheerful nodding*

schrdingcat

You can introduce me sometime.

Anyways... games... games...

fayewoods-2

*you find cluedo, game of life, monopoly, uno, and just a normal stack of playing cards*

schrdingcat

Pretty decent selection! *She retrieves cluedo, and places it on a nearby table*

fayewoods-2

Nice choice! *I float over and sit down at the table*

schrdingcat

Alright... I haven't read this dimension's version of the rules yet... Oh, do you mind setting it up while I read through these rules?

fayewoods-2

*I shrug and start setting it up*

schrdingcat

*picks up the rulebook, and starts reading.* Wait, there are only 3 types of cards? You don't have a time of day? or a character relations chart? or a motive deck? This game seems easy.

f4y3w00d5

Yeah I know- its like... oversimplified murder mystery, I guess.

schrdingcat

Hmm. I'm sure this will take some getting used to then. It'll be fine. At some point I'll bring you a fancy cluedo set.

f4y3w00d5

Great! Sounds fun!

schrdingcat

Alright! Let's play then! I think we're all ready.

f4y3w00d5

Yep! You can start!

schrdingcat

Alright...

*She rolls a 6, then moves the yellow piece in-between the Lounge and Dining Room.*

f4y3w00d5

*I roll a 2 and get absolutely nowhere*

schrdingcat

*She rolls a 3 and moves into the Lounge.*

Alright... let me look at the rules again...

*pause while she looks at the rules*

Alright. I'm going to ask about Colonel Mustard, in the Lounge, with the Lead Pipe.

f4y3w00d5

Uhhhh... *looks through my cards before showing you colonel mustard* Wrong!

schrdingcat

Good... good...

Your turn!

*you notice she isn't using a note sheet*

f4y3w00d5

*i roll a six and go into the drawing room* Was it... Miss Scarlet... with the candlestick in the drawing room?

schrdingcat

*She looks through her hand.*

Could be. I don't actually have anything.

f4y3w00d5

*I nod slightly* Interesting...

schrdingcat

Alright. I'll take the passage to the Conservatory, and I'll ask about Miss Scarlet with the candlestick in the Conservatory.

f4y3w00d5

Yeah, alright. *i wait*

schrdingcat

*timeskipping*

Alright. Making an accusation. I think it's Green, in the billiards room, with the rope.

*she checks the cards, and reveals those cards.*

f4y3w00d5

*I giggle and clap* Good job!!!

schrdingcat

That was pretty easy, but I'm sure you close to figuring it out yourself.

f4y3w00d5

*I giggle* Not at all!

schrdingcat

*She smiles.* Alright well I feel like I needed to do something... Y'know, before we did this whole game of clue...

Hmmm... I can't remember what it was though.

f4y3w00d5

*I shrug* I dunno either!

schrdingcat

well, I feel like maybe I should look into that. Might have to-

*Suddenly, she clutches her chest, and falls to one knee.*

OK, SOMETHING WAS ACTUALLY WRONG.

f4y3w00d5

... Uh oh-

schrdingcat

*She starts breathing heavy and agonizing breaths.*

Faye are you- *She winces* Are you SURE that technomancer didn't say anything dangerous could happen?

f4y3w00d5

*I shrug* Didnt understand half the words they said.

schrdingcat

well faye, this bracelet is getting REALLY HOT, and I'm having trouble breathing now. It feels like the bracelet might be cursed, but you would never give me a cursed bracelet, right?

*She is in pain.*

f4y3w00d5

... I dunno i havent seen that bracelet in millenia- i dont remember where I got it!

schrdingcat

*she screams as the pain reaches its max, then passes out*

f4y3w00d5

... I should call the technomancer shouldnt I-

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

As if on queue, the banana rings… somehow

f4y3w00d5

*I pick it up* Hi? *sounding shockingly bored for someone who just watched someone else pass out in pain*

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

Hey faye, just checking in. Felt worried about that anomaly from earlier. Especially in your hands. Is everything going alright?

f4y3w00d5

Nup! They just passed out in pain!

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

you hear the technomancer slap her face.

…god fucking damn it, it was cursed. I’ll be right over with my analysis tools.

f4y3w00d5

Great! See ya soon!

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

A flash of light, and the Technomancer materializes inside the table, right in the middle of the game of clue.

Uhh… this is fine. Let me see her arm.

f4y3w00d5

*I just point at where she collapsed*

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

I uhh… cannot move. Can you pick her up or something?

f4y3w00d5

*I wave my hand and she floats up and over to you*

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

Alright… let’s see…

She realizes her hand holding her toolbox is phased under the table.

Uhh… can you also grab my jeweler’s glass?

f4y3w00d5

Dunno what that is! *darts under the table and brings up the whole toolbox*

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

That works too i guess.

I reach inside and pull out a small eyepiece. I look through it and point it at the bracelet.

Oh yeah. Definitely cursed. Faye, there is like, 800 individual curses on this. I can’t even read what all of them are. Why the hell did you even keep this thing around?

f4y3w00d5

*I shrug* Its probably one of the indestructible ancient artifacts too dangerous to be kept anywhere else. Ive got a lot of those.

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

Well, I’m going to assume we don’t want these curses on her. that means we’re gonna need a new stabilizer.

Thankfully, i was thinking ahead, and was going to mention this when I called you, but I made this improved item.

*I hold up a new bracelet*

I enchanted this earlier on the same frequency, and updated the formula to give her control over her phasing, instead of canceling it completely.

f4y3w00d5

Oh cool!!!

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

Although, even with this non-cursed item, we’ve still got one problem.

There were two curses on there that won’t go away that easily. I call them Self-Propagating, but an easy way to think of them is that they latch onto the victim. It’s not tied to the artifact. You’ll have to take care of those yourself, as I’m not someone who’s good with curses.

Now if you don’t mind, could you swap out the bracelets? I’m a bit… stuck.

f4y3w00d5

*I shrug, walking over and switching the bracelets*

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

Alright. That should be fine. Let me know if you need anything else. I’ll be off.

The Technomancer snaps her fingers.

Err…

She snaps her fingers again

Ok i was hoping my teleporter would work on the return. Do you mind helping me out of this table as well? Please?

f4y3w00d5

... *I go transparent and walk into the table, making my hand solid and offering it to you*

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

I sigh, and take your hand.

…kinda soft…

f4y3w00d5

*I chuckle softly, and you realise youre transparent too and i lead you out of the table*

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

Blushes slightly as i realize you heard me, and as soon as I’m out of the table, i quickly drop your hand.

Alright. I should be going. You have a friend to attend to, and I’m not anywhere near equipped to deal with this. Plus, i need to fix my teleporter, and I need to finish the new version, and… yeah.

f4y3w00d5

*I grin, watching you blush silently*

technomancing-in-a-magic-world

Alright. Going now.

*the technomancer leaves.*

schrdingcat

*As the technomancer leaves, Quanta begins to stir*

fayewoods-2

*I look over at her, sorta bored*

schrdingcat

*she shoots upright, and her eyes are glowing a light purple*

F-faye...

fayewoods-2

*I wave* Heya. Thats me.

schrdingcat

*she looks at the bracelet on her arm*

Faye i'm feeling much better! ...much better~~

fayewoods-2

Thats good!

schrdingcat

*She stands up, and walks over to you* I feel nice and warmm inside

fayewoods-2

Yeah...? *slowly getting confused*

schrdingcat

*She shakes her head very quickly, and her eyes stop glowing*

Faye I think i'm still cursed, maybe a little bit. Something is a bit off.

*You recall the technomancer mentioned something about a self-propagating curse, whatever that meant.*

fayewoods-2

... i dunno how to fix it.

schrdingcat

Well you might want to figure something... out,,,

*As she finishes this sentence her eyes begin to glow again, and she leans onto your shoulder*

fayewoods-2

... hi?

schrdingcat

Hiiiii

You're kinda cute...

fayewoods-2

Awwww thank you!!!

schrdingcat

*she nuzzles into your shoulder*

Mmmm~ so warm

fayewoods-2

*i pat you*

schrdingcat

*she presses hard into your hand*

this... this is good~

fayewoods-2

*I keep patting, knowing somethings probably not right but enjoying the affection so much*

schrdingcat

*she nuzzles you more, moving slightly to get closer*

fayewoods-2

*I sit down and pull her onto my lap*

schrdingcat

*she looks expectantly at you*

Oh? You're even cuter in this direction~

fayewoods-2

*I giggle, patting her more*

schrdingcat

*she leans back into your hand, and scooches in closer*

fayewoods-2

*I grin, slipping one arm around her waist*

schrdingcat

Mmmmm...

*She wraps both her arms around you*

What are you going to do to me now~~

fayewoods-2

*I just giggle and kiss your cheek*

schrdingcat

*She giggles back, and presses her forehead against yours*

fayewoods-2

*I push my forehead back against yours*

schrdingcat

*she leans in and kisses you gently*

fayewoods-2

*I gently kiss back, not sure if i should*

schrdingcat

*her hands rub across your back, as she kisses you again*

fayewoods-2

*I kiss her back, giggling softly*

schrdingcat

mmmm... you taste sweet. I want to kiss you moree~

*she moves in for another kiss*

faye-after-dark

*I kiss her more, grinning slightly*

schrdingcat

*she gently slips her tongue into the kiss, expertly dancing around your mouth*

faye-after-dark

*I let out a soft surprised moan but i wrap my tongue around hers*

schrdingcat

*she moans into your mouth, kissing with increasing intensity.*

fayewoods-2

*I keep kissing back, getting more intense too*

schrdingcat

*she slowly pulls back. her eyes are glowing even more than before.*

mmm... I love your taste~

fayewoods-2

Thanks, darling! *giggling*

schrdingcat

*she slowly grinds against your body. you notice you can't feel any kind of genitalia through her pants.*

hehe~ I do wonder how you feel though...

fayewoods-2

Oh yeah?~

schrdingcat

mhm~ want to show me?

f4y3w00d5

*I just laugh and kiss your cheek*

schrdingcat

*she giggles and wraps her legs around you*

f4y3w00d5

*I bite your neck now*

schrdingcat

*she gasps, before it turns into a moan. you notice her eyes glowed slightly less upon the initial bite*

f4y3w00d5

*I bite your neck again, curious*

schrdingcat

*she moans even more, and her eyes appear to glow less proportional to how hard you bite*

faye-after-dark

*I hum slightly, biting as hard as i can*

schrdingcat

*Your teeth pierce through her skin, and she gasps, as her eyes stop glowing*

nngh~

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