Novice Technomancer / Artificer @technomancing-in-a-magic-world - Tumblr Blog

A suit of armor opens your door, places a wooden door in the frame, then proceeds to Kool-aid man straight through the wooden door

Technomancer! I have a question! Is it possible to mimic the sentient properties of my armor with technology?

( @odd-animated-armor )

Ok first of all, why do you carry an extra door around to make an entrance. I have a perfectly good door right there.

Second, Yes! I have been thinking about making a robot for a while, but haven't gotten around to doing it because I've been working on this!

*She shows off her new prosthetic hand. She seems proud of it*

I think this is the one. It's version 1076!

First off: I didn’t want to make you rebuild your door.

Second off: the hand looks amazing! I may need to take a look at it later, is it fully technology, or blended with magic?

Back to the main point, I wasn’t talking about robots, I mean- lemme show you

The armor seems to engage something, and after a second, their gauntlet melts

I’m able to melt my armor, but keep control

To accentuate the point, they move the melted metal around

Is there something similar that could be done with tecnomancy?

ahhhhh. well, you happen to have come at the right time. You'll never guess what ver. 1076 is prototyping.

...If you want to see though, I will actually need you to sign this newly created waiver, because I have not tested this yet, and I'm almost 99% sure it's going to break. Also, I nearly destroyed my entire shoppe on ver. 1074.

Is it a “fuck around and find out, not my fault” waiver, or a “no telling anyone what you’re about to see” waiver?

It's more of a "fuck around and find out, not my fault" kind of waiver, because if this one DOES mess up, i'm fairly certain a lot of people are gonna see.

Lemme just skim through it, after the demonic iron incident, I’d rather double check

alright!

*the technomancer hands you a piece of paper. It reads: “i waive my right to sue The Technomancer for any reason ever.”*

Deadpan stares at you

I’d prefer it if it were only in regards to this prototype

*grabs a pen and quickly amends it to read “i waive my right to sue the technomancer for any reason ever in regards to the prototype arm”*

Makes more sense

Signs

Alright. Let me show you what I’ve made.

The Technomancer focuses for a second, before the hand detaches from the rest of the arm. It falls to the floor, and then proceeds to get on two fingers and perform a jig.

Oh. So you decide to work first try. Even after i hyped up how horrifying you were going to be after you broke.

Wow. That’s impressive!

I’m still controlling it, of course, but right now i can remotely control every servo. It’s more of an initial proof of concept right now though, as I want it to eventually give it the ability to be more like your melted metal trick.

That may work, but the point is the melting. Part of my advantage is the ability to reshape, Add on to myself, and similar. Is there something that could do this?

Well, it is possible. We call them nanomachines. Basically, it’s a large swarm of extremely small autonomous robots. However, when I say extremely small, I mean like, No current technology would be able to produce them. You would need extremely precise motions, and nothing I have ever created, nor I know of, would have that level of precision.

However, in theory, they would be able to have the same effect of your melting. Given materials, they would be able to reproduce, form complex and mutable structures, ect.

I mean, would melted metal, like my own armor, be able to make precise enough movement to construct such creations?

It depends. Are you precise enough to move your melted metal down to the singular atom?

A suit of armor opens your door, places a wooden door in the frame, then proceeds to Kool-aid man straight through the wooden door

Technomancer! I have a question! Is it possible to mimic the sentient properties of my armor with technology?

( @odd-animated-armor )

Ok first of all, why do you carry an extra door around to make an entrance. I have a perfectly good door right there.

Second, Yes! I have been thinking about making a robot for a while, but haven't gotten around to doing it because I've been working on this!

*She shows off her new prosthetic hand. She seems proud of it*

I think this is the one. It's version 1076!

First off: I didn’t want to make you rebuild your door.

Second off: the hand looks amazing! I may need to take a look at it later, is it fully technology, or blended with magic?

Back to the main point, I wasn’t talking about robots, I mean- lemme show you

The armor seems to engage something, and after a second, their gauntlet melts

I’m able to melt my armor, but keep control

To accentuate the point, they move the melted metal around

Is there something similar that could be done with tecnomancy?

ahhhhh. well, you happen to have come at the right time. You'll never guess what ver. 1076 is prototyping.

Is it a “fuck around and find out, not my fault” waiver, or a “no telling anyone what you’re about to see” waiver?

It's more of a "fuck around and find out, not my fault" kind of waiver, because if this one DOES mess up, i'm fairly certain a lot of people are gonna see.

Lemme just skim through it, after the demonic iron incident, I’d rather double check

alright!

*the technomancer hands you a piece of paper. It reads: “i waive my right to sue The Technomancer for any reason ever.”*

Deadpan stares at you

I’d prefer it if it were only in regards to this prototype

*grabs a pen and quickly amends it to read “i waive my right to sue the technomancer for any reason ever in regards to the prototype arm”*

Makes more sense

Signs

Alright. Let me show you what I’ve made.

The Technomancer focuses for a second, before the hand detaches from the rest of the arm. It falls to the floor, and then proceeds to get on two fingers and perform a jig.

Oh. So you decide to work first try. Even after i hyped up how horrifying you were going to be after you broke.

Wow. That’s impressive!

That may work, but the point is the melting. Part of my advantage is the ability to reshape, Add on to myself, and similar. Is there something that could do this?

However, in theory, they would be able to have the same effect of your melting. Given materials, they would be able to reproduce, form complex and mutable structures, ect.

A suit of armor opens your door, places a wooden door in the frame, then proceeds to Kool-aid man straight through the wooden door

Technomancer! I have a question! Is it possible to mimic the sentient properties of my armor with technology?

( @odd-animated-armor )

Ok first of all, why do you carry an extra door around to make an entrance. I have a perfectly good door right there.

Second, Yes! I have been thinking about making a robot for a while, but haven't gotten around to doing it because I've been working on this!

*She shows off her new prosthetic hand. She seems proud of it*

I think this is the one. It's version 1076!

First off: I didn’t want to make you rebuild your door.

Second off: the hand looks amazing! I may need to take a look at it later, is it fully technology, or blended with magic?

Back to the main point, I wasn’t talking about robots, I mean- lemme show you

The armor seems to engage something, and after a second, their gauntlet melts

I’m able to melt my armor, but keep control

To accentuate the point, they move the melted metal around

Is there something similar that could be done with tecnomancy?

ahhhhh. well, you happen to have come at the right time. You'll never guess what ver. 1076 is prototyping.

Is it a “fuck around and find out, not my fault” waiver, or a “no telling anyone what you’re about to see” waiver?

It's more of a "fuck around and find out, not my fault" kind of waiver, because if this one DOES mess up, i'm fairly certain a lot of people are gonna see.

Lemme just skim through it, after the demonic iron incident, I’d rather double check

alright!

*the technomancer hands you a piece of paper. It reads: “i waive my right to sue The Technomancer for any reason ever.”*

Deadpan stares at you

I’d prefer it if it were only in regards to this prototype

*grabs a pen and quickly amends it to read “i waive my right to sue the technomancer for any reason ever in regards to the prototype arm”*

Makes more sense

Signs

Alright. Let me show you what I’ve made.

The Technomancer focuses for a second, before the hand detaches from the rest of the arm. It falls to the floor, and then proceeds to get on two fingers and perform a jig.

Oh. So you decide to work first try. Even after i hyped up how horrifying you were going to be after you broke.

Wow. That’s impressive!

A suit of armor opens your door, places a wooden door in the frame, then proceeds to Kool-aid man straight through the wooden door

Technomancer! I have a question! Is it possible to mimic the sentient properties of my armor with technology?

( @odd-animated-armor )

Ok first of all, why do you carry an extra door around to make an entrance. I have a perfectly good door right there.

Second, Yes! I have been thinking about making a robot for a while, but haven't gotten around to doing it because I've been working on this!

*She shows off her new prosthetic hand. She seems proud of it*

I think this is the one. It's version 1076!

First off: I didn’t want to make you rebuild your door.

Second off: the hand looks amazing! I may need to take a look at it later, is it fully technology, or blended with magic?

Back to the main point, I wasn’t talking about robots, I mean- lemme show you

The armor seems to engage something, and after a second, their gauntlet melts

I’m able to melt my armor, but keep control

To accentuate the point, they move the melted metal around

Is there something similar that could be done with tecnomancy?

ahhhhh. well, you happen to have come at the right time. You'll never guess what ver. 1076 is prototyping.

Is it a “fuck around and find out, not my fault” waiver, or a “no telling anyone what you’re about to see” waiver?

It's more of a "fuck around and find out, not my fault" kind of waiver, because if this one DOES mess up, i'm fairly certain a lot of people are gonna see.

Lemme just skim through it, after the demonic iron incident, I’d rather double check

alright!

*the technomancer hands you a piece of paper. It reads: “i waive my right to sue The Technomancer for any reason ever.”*

Deadpan stares at you

I’d prefer it if it were only in regards to this prototype

*grabs a pen and quickly amends it to read “i waive my right to sue the technomancer for any reason ever in regards to the prototype arm”*

Makes more sense

Signs

Alright. Let me show you what I’ve made.

The Technomancer focuses for a second, before the hand detaches from the rest of the arm. It falls to the floor, and then proceeds to get on two fingers and perform a jig.

Oh. So you decide to work first try. Even after i hyped up how horrifying you were going to be after you broke.

A suit of armor opens your door, places a wooden door in the frame, then proceeds to Kool-aid man straight through the wooden door

Technomancer! I have a question! Is it possible to mimic the sentient properties of my armor with technology?

( @odd-animated-armor )

Ok first of all, why do you carry an extra door around to make an entrance. I have a perfectly good door right there.

Second, Yes! I have been thinking about making a robot for a while, but haven't gotten around to doing it because I've been working on this!

*She shows off her new prosthetic hand. She seems proud of it*

I think this is the one. It's version 1076!

First off: I didn’t want to make you rebuild your door.

Second off: the hand looks amazing! I may need to take a look at it later, is it fully technology, or blended with magic?

Back to the main point, I wasn’t talking about robots, I mean- lemme show you

The armor seems to engage something, and after a second, their gauntlet melts

I’m able to melt my armor, but keep control

To accentuate the point, they move the melted metal around

Is there something similar that could be done with tecnomancy?

ahhhhh. well, you happen to have come at the right time. You'll never guess what ver. 1076 is prototyping.

Is it a “fuck around and find out, not my fault” waiver, or a “no telling anyone what you’re about to see” waiver?

It's more of a "fuck around and find out, not my fault" kind of waiver, because if this one DOES mess up, i'm fairly certain a lot of people are gonna see.

Lemme just skim through it, after the demonic iron incident, I’d rather double check

alright!

*the technomancer hands you a piece of paper. It reads: “i waive my right to sue The Technomancer for any reason ever.”*

Deadpan stares at you

I’d prefer it if it were only in regards to this prototype

*grabs a pen and quickly amends it to read “i waive my right to sue the technomancer for any reason ever in regards to the prototype arm”*

A suit of armor opens your door, places a wooden door in the frame, then proceeds to Kool-aid man straight through the wooden door

Technomancer! I have a question! Is it possible to mimic the sentient properties of my armor with technology?

( @odd-animated-armor )

Ok first of all, why do you carry an extra door around to make an entrance. I have a perfectly good door right there.

Second, Yes! I have been thinking about making a robot for a while, but haven't gotten around to doing it because I've been working on this!

*She shows off her new prosthetic hand. She seems proud of it*

I think this is the one. It's version 1076!

First off: I didn’t want to make you rebuild your door.

Second off: the hand looks amazing! I may need to take a look at it later, is it fully technology, or blended with magic?

Back to the main point, I wasn’t talking about robots, I mean- lemme show you

The armor seems to engage something, and after a second, their gauntlet melts

I’m able to melt my armor, but keep control

To accentuate the point, they move the melted metal around

Is there something similar that could be done with tecnomancy?

ahhhhh. well, you happen to have come at the right time. You'll never guess what ver. 1076 is prototyping.

Is it a “fuck around and find out, not my fault” waiver, or a “no telling anyone what you’re about to see” waiver?

It's more of a "fuck around and find out, not my fault" kind of waiver, because if this one DOES mess up, i'm fairly certain a lot of people are gonna see.

Lemme just skim through it, after the demonic iron incident, I’d rather double check

alright!

*the technomancer hands you a piece of paper. It reads: “i waive my right to sue The Technomancer for any reason ever.”*

A suit of armor opens your door, places a wooden door in the frame, then proceeds to Kool-aid man straight through the wooden door

Technomancer! I have a question! Is it possible to mimic the sentient properties of my armor with technology?

( @odd-animated-armor )

Ok first of all, why do you carry an extra door around to make an entrance. I have a perfectly good door right there.

Second, Yes! I have been thinking about making a robot for a while, but haven't gotten around to doing it because I've been working on this!

*She shows off her new prosthetic hand. She seems proud of it*

I think this is the one. It's version 1076!

First off: I didn’t want to make you rebuild your door.

Second off: the hand looks amazing! I may need to take a look at it later, is it fully technology, or blended with magic?

Back to the main point, I wasn’t talking about robots, I mean- lemme show you

The armor seems to engage something, and after a second, their gauntlet melts

I’m able to melt my armor, but keep control

To accentuate the point, they move the melted metal around

Is there something similar that could be done with tecnomancy?

ahhhhh. well, you happen to have come at the right time. You'll never guess what ver. 1076 is prototyping.

Is it a “fuck around and find out, not my fault” waiver, or a “no telling anyone what you’re about to see” waiver?

#artificing #reblog #odd animated armor

It's more of a "fuck around and find out, not my fault" kind of waiver, because if this one DOES mess up, i'm fairly certain a lot of people are gonna see.

A suit of armor opens your door, places a wooden door in the frame, then proceeds to Kool-aid man straight through the wooden door

Technomancer! I have a question! Is it possible to mimic the sentient properties of my armor with technology?

( @odd-animated-armor )

Ok first of all, why do you carry an extra door around to make an entrance. I have a perfectly good door right there.

Second, Yes! I have been thinking about making a robot for a while, but haven't gotten around to doing it because I've been working on this!

*She shows off her new prosthetic hand. She seems proud of it*

I think this is the one. It's version 1076!

First off: I didn’t want to make you rebuild your door.

Second off: the hand looks amazing! I may need to take a look at it later, is it fully technology, or blended with magic?

Back to the main point, I wasn’t talking about robots, I mean- lemme show you

The armor seems to engage something, and after a second, their gauntlet melts

I’m able to melt my armor, but keep control

To accentuate the point, they move the melted metal around

Is there something similar that could be done with tecnomancy?

#reblog #odd animated armor #artificing

ahhhhh. well, you happen to have come at the right time. You'll never guess what ver. 1076 is prototyping.

A suit of armor opens your door, places a wooden door in the frame, then proceeds to Kool-aid man straight through the wooden door

Technomancer! I have a question! Is it possible to mimic the sentient properties of my armor with technology?

( @odd-animated-armor )

Ok first of all, why do you carry an extra door around to make an entrance. I have a perfectly good door right there.

Second, Yes! I have been thinking about making a robot for a while, but haven't gotten around to doing it because I've been working on this!

*She shows off her new prosthetic hand. She seems proud of it*

I think this is the one. It's version 1076!

#my asks #odd-animated-armor #artificing

[Terry walks into your shop, missing their entire right arm]

Heeeyyyyy bestie hows it going?

terry.

please tell me you didn't lose your entire arm.

[Terry looks at you with a semi blank face.]

I didn't lose my entire arm.

terry. you best be glad I've been making prosthetics for the last month non-stop. I can probably pump out a new arm for you in about an hour, maybe 3 if you want me to add fancy new features.

Regardless, how the hell did this happen.

Long story. Involving time travel, and angels, and wishes, and advanced robots, and underwater complexes and- Yeah.

But I did workshop a design. Using an alloy of Manasteel and Cosmic Titanium.

[Terry takes a blueprint out of their bag. The arm has got to be at least twice as complicated as the leg was, with several runes, enchantments, and mechanical bits.]

The Technomancer looks once at the arm and almost lets out a chuckle.

Well Terry. I hate to brag, but compared to what i've been doing with my hand, this is, well, outdated.

She points to the main elbow joint

You could simplify this design by using a Mag-Mag-Lev bearing, and get an extra 20 degrees of freedom while taking up less space, and you can do the same thing with most of the other joints as well. Not to mention, you're missing a bit of an obvious runic synergy with these enchantments. You could use a lightning rune instead of a flame rune here to deal an extra explosion, and you could...

oh sorry, i'm rambling aren't I.

Point is, apart from the Manasteel / Cosmic Titanium alloy, I can improve this design, and finish it before lunch. Hell, if you want I'll re-do your leg as well, although that might take me the rest of the day.

I- well it was a rough draft you know...

and I'm a cowboy, not a technomancer, that's your job. I.. Yeah... anyways I'll treat you to lunch and pay whatever else you need. I have some Cosmic Mananium but only like half of what would be needed.

Well, sorry, i must have offended you a bit. That is my bad.

I think i've got enough Cosmic Mananium for one of the two, anything else you'll have to provide. Anyways, I haven't eaten anything except manufactured nutritional salads for the last month, so I would love if you treated me for lunch. I'll figure out what the rest of the cost is once I'm finished.

Don't worry, I wasn't offended. Now, what would you like to go get? And just the arm for today, thank you.

Well, if we're not upgrading the leg, I think you're all good, although if you want to hand over your Cosmic Mananium, i can get you a discount at the end.

Of course of course. One moment.

Transport Object

{Several wrenches fall out of the air onto the floor, before a large chunk of Cosmic Mananium falls out and cracks/dents the floor depending on the material}

That's a pretty good hunk of metal you've got. Looks pretty good. Yeah, 100% discount for this and lunch.

Are you saying that there is 100% gonna be a discount, or that there is going to be a 100% discount?

100% discount. I'll trade you a new arm for the hunk of metal and some lunch.

I- Are you sure? Could I at least like- Help out around the place a bit?

Hmm, well, let me think... Oh! You could like, clean the place up a bit. It's a bit dusty and the entryway is full of laser holes.

Why is- I'm not even gonna ask

you got any brooms?

Also do you have any spare arms I could use for the time being

Brooms... I've got a few in a closet somewhere, and about the arm...

I think you're in luck, actually. I did some experimenting earlier, and I happen to have a cruder proof of concept if you're fine with that.

I'll go grab both of those, one moment.

The Technomancer moves into the back, and rummaging can be heard, before she returns with a broom, and full arm prosthetic.

Thank you! Now uhh

you gotta attach it.

Alright, now, a piece of advice, Don't try and use any of the special features on this arm. It's got a bit of an interesting taste.

the arm flies out of her hands, and directly onto the stump of your previous arm. It attaches immediately. It feels extremely powerful.

Ma'am, I wouldn't even know how to use the features.

[Terry grabs the broom and immediately breaks the handle in their grip.]

oops-

Winces as the broom snaps in half

Well, if you feel like doing something would activate a feature, try not to.

Anyways, I'll be in the back. Let me know if you need help. Also, security system has been upgraded, so it shouldn't do anything to you if I don't want it to.

Alrighty! I'll get to it then.

[Terry repairs the broom and gets to it. At one point you here a clatter and "OH SHIT-" but Terry yells that it's fine so you keep working.]

I put the finishing touches on the leg and walk back out to Terry.

Ah that was a bit slower than anticipated.

(It was supposed to be an arm)

[You walk out and the front of the shop is very clean and organized, pretty much better than you've ever seen it.]

Don't worry about it, I didn't expect to rush you or anything.

Now, how do I get this arm off?

(sorry, arm, yes.)

Alright, let's see...

This... this may feel interesting.

The Technomancer presses a concealed button on the arm, and the arm makes a loud squelching noise as it detaches.

This arm might not have been the best choice for a spare, but i assume it worked well enough.

The Technomancer hands terry the new arm.

Here. Try this out!

It was only at all useful when I forcibly deactivated most of the mechanisms.

[The arm sparks with red energy.]

Don't let anything copper get too close to it for the next hour or two.

[Terry takes the new arm, and puts it on their shoulder, wincing slightly as it goes on, they flex it and looks happy about it.]

Another job well done! I'll have to do some more through testing, but I have no reason as of yet to believe it has any problems.

Now how about lunch?

I'm... i'm not even going to ask what you did to the arm.

I mean there's no harm in it. I ripped out a few things, pumped it full of anti-mana at one point, cast several different counterspells on it, may have cursed some parts, and also the generator on it has a byproduct of orange juice now.

I think i may scrap this later. Adding the teeth might have been a mistake in the long run. So, about that lunch...

Oh yeah the teeth are chocolate now.

Have anything in mind for lunch?

You know, it's been a while since I've eaten at your place, if you don't mind.

I didn't add anything special to your arm by the way, just what you requested this time. I mean, your leg already has the cup holder. Adding one in your arm too would be redundant.

Well then, off we go. I guess.

[Terry takes your hand, the usual sand flows up, but when it goes down, the ranch house is a mess.]

Don't, don't mind the mess.

[Terry rights a chair, and motions for you to sit.]

Ah! thank you. What's for lunch today?

The technomancer sits down at the table.

Uuuhhhh

Sandwiches? Something quick, Sparks has been waiting a while already...

Oh? Who's Sparks? Not sure i've met them.

Related to the whole losing an arm thing, currently 3km under the sea. I gotta go back to helping her, just wanted to stop for a new arm.

Oh! If it's urgent you can go. Lunch can wait for later. However, sandwiches do sound good!

Well, I promised you lunch.

[Terry waves their hand and the room cleans up.]

What would you want on it?

[A glass appears in front of you, 3 ice cubes pop up in it and it fills with your favourite cold drink.]

Hmm... Do you have stuff for a Reuben? that would be good.

Maybe? I can see.

[Terry goes into the kitchen.]

The Technomancer begins fiddling with her own prosthetic arm.

Hey do you want your sandwich in half regular or diagonal?

[You didn't understand a word Terry just said, it wasn't a language you recognize.]

Terry, do you mind rephrasing?

Oh shit did I-

I mean, uhh, do you want your sandwich cut in half horizontally or diagonally.

Diagonally. What was that? It sounded like another language.

The best way. And yes, it was, don't worry about it.

[Terry brings out the sandwiches. You can see some sort of symbol on Terry's hand, although you couldn't make out exactly what.]

Terry you have uhh… a thing on your hand, but thank you for the sandwich!

Oh yeah, don't worry about it. It's related to the robot 3km underwater.

Ahhh. Well, this was a good sandwich thank you!

You look down and see the sandwich has been eaten completely.

Let me know if I can help you out with this robot thing. Could be right up my alley.

(Ooc this entire interaction between me and you has already passed in this roleplay so I can't really)

Well, I wouldn't want to get anyone else caught up in it, y'know?

Also, you ate that fast, do you want another one?

I thought you said you needed to be quick. I’ll be fine without another for now, but you get to tell me all about this adventure over lunch once you’re all done.

I'll try to remember to. Although it is a lot, and I might not be able to share it all.

#artificing #reblog #terrencetheshark14

That's fine! Ring me when you're down for more lunch!

[Terry walks into your shop, missing their entire right arm]

Heeeyyyyy bestie hows it going?

terry.

please tell me you didn't lose your entire arm.

[Terry looks at you with a semi blank face.]

I didn't lose my entire arm.

terry. you best be glad I've been making prosthetics for the last month non-stop. I can probably pump out a new arm for you in about an hour, maybe 3 if you want me to add fancy new features.

Regardless, how the hell did this happen.

Long story. Involving time travel, and angels, and wishes, and advanced robots, and underwater complexes and- Yeah.

But I did workshop a design. Using an alloy of Manasteel and Cosmic Titanium.

[Terry takes a blueprint out of their bag. The arm has got to be at least twice as complicated as the leg was, with several runes, enchantments, and mechanical bits.]

The Technomancer looks once at the arm and almost lets out a chuckle.

Well Terry. I hate to brag, but compared to what i've been doing with my hand, this is, well, outdated.

She points to the main elbow joint

oh sorry, i'm rambling aren't I.

I- well it was a rough draft you know...

Well, sorry, i must have offended you a bit. That is my bad.

Don't worry, I wasn't offended. Now, what would you like to go get? And just the arm for today, thank you.

Well, if we're not upgrading the leg, I think you're all good, although if you want to hand over your Cosmic Mananium, i can get you a discount at the end.

Of course of course. One moment.

Transport Object

{Several wrenches fall out of the air onto the floor, before a large chunk of Cosmic Mananium falls out and cracks/dents the floor depending on the material}

That's a pretty good hunk of metal you've got. Looks pretty good. Yeah, 100% discount for this and lunch.

Are you saying that there is 100% gonna be a discount, or that there is going to be a 100% discount?

100% discount. I'll trade you a new arm for the hunk of metal and some lunch.

I- Are you sure? Could I at least like- Help out around the place a bit?

Hmm, well, let me think... Oh! You could like, clean the place up a bit. It's a bit dusty and the entryway is full of laser holes.

Why is- I'm not even gonna ask

you got any brooms?

Also do you have any spare arms I could use for the time being

Brooms... I've got a few in a closet somewhere, and about the arm...

I think you're in luck, actually. I did some experimenting earlier, and I happen to have a cruder proof of concept if you're fine with that.

I'll go grab both of those, one moment.

The Technomancer moves into the back, and rummaging can be heard, before she returns with a broom, and full arm prosthetic.

Thank you! Now uhh

you gotta attach it.

Alright, now, a piece of advice, Don't try and use any of the special features on this arm. It's got a bit of an interesting taste.

the arm flies out of her hands, and directly onto the stump of your previous arm. It attaches immediately. It feels extremely powerful.

Ma'am, I wouldn't even know how to use the features.

[Terry grabs the broom and immediately breaks the handle in their grip.]

oops-

Winces as the broom snaps in half

Well, if you feel like doing something would activate a feature, try not to.

Anyways, I'll be in the back. Let me know if you need help. Also, security system has been upgraded, so it shouldn't do anything to you if I don't want it to.

Alrighty! I'll get to it then.

[Terry repairs the broom and gets to it. At one point you here a clatter and "OH SHIT-" but Terry yells that it's fine so you keep working.]

I put the finishing touches on the leg and walk back out to Terry.

Ah that was a bit slower than anticipated.

(It was supposed to be an arm)

[You walk out and the front of the shop is very clean and organized, pretty much better than you've ever seen it.]

Don't worry about it, I didn't expect to rush you or anything.

Now, how do I get this arm off?

(sorry, arm, yes.)

Alright, let's see...

This... this may feel interesting.

The Technomancer presses a concealed button on the arm, and the arm makes a loud squelching noise as it detaches.

This arm might not have been the best choice for a spare, but i assume it worked well enough.

The Technomancer hands terry the new arm.

Here. Try this out!

It was only at all useful when I forcibly deactivated most of the mechanisms.

[The arm sparks with red energy.]

Don't let anything copper get too close to it for the next hour or two.

[Terry takes the new arm, and puts it on their shoulder, wincing slightly as it goes on, they flex it and looks happy about it.]

Another job well done! I'll have to do some more through testing, but I have no reason as of yet to believe it has any problems.

Now how about lunch?

I'm... i'm not even going to ask what you did to the arm.

I think i may scrap this later. Adding the teeth might have been a mistake in the long run. So, about that lunch...

Oh yeah the teeth are chocolate now.

Have anything in mind for lunch?

You know, it's been a while since I've eaten at your place, if you don't mind.

I didn't add anything special to your arm by the way, just what you requested this time. I mean, your leg already has the cup holder. Adding one in your arm too would be redundant.

Well then, off we go. I guess.

[Terry takes your hand, the usual sand flows up, but when it goes down, the ranch house is a mess.]

Don't, don't mind the mess.

[Terry rights a chair, and motions for you to sit.]

Ah! thank you. What's for lunch today?

The technomancer sits down at the table.

Uuuhhhh

Sandwiches? Something quick, Sparks has been waiting a while already...

Oh? Who's Sparks? Not sure i've met them.

Related to the whole losing an arm thing, currently 3km under the sea. I gotta go back to helping her, just wanted to stop for a new arm.

Oh! If it's urgent you can go. Lunch can wait for later. However, sandwiches do sound good!

Well, I promised you lunch.

[Terry waves their hand and the room cleans up.]

What would you want on it?

[A glass appears in front of you, 3 ice cubes pop up in it and it fills with your favourite cold drink.]

Hmm... Do you have stuff for a Reuben? that would be good.

Maybe? I can see.

[Terry goes into the kitchen.]

The Technomancer begins fiddling with her own prosthetic arm.

Hey do you want your sandwich in half regular or diagonal?

[You didn't understand a word Terry just said, it wasn't a language you recognize.]

Terry, do you mind rephrasing?

Oh shit did I-

I mean, uhh, do you want your sandwich cut in half horizontally or diagonally.

Diagonally. What was that? It sounded like another language.

The best way. And yes, it was, don't worry about it.

[Terry brings out the sandwiches. You can see some sort of symbol on Terry's hand, although you couldn't make out exactly what.]

Terry you have uhh… a thing on your hand, but thank you for the sandwich!

Oh yeah, don't worry about it. It's related to the robot 3km underwater.

Ahhh. Well, this was a good sandwich thank you!

You look down and see the sandwich has been eaten completely.

Let me know if I can help you out with this robot thing. Could be right up my alley.

(Ooc this entire interaction between me and you has already passed in this roleplay so I can't really)

Well, I wouldn't want to get anyone else caught up in it, y'know?

Also, you ate that fast, do you want another one?

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I thought you said you needed to be quick. I’ll be fine without another for now, but you get to tell me all about this adventure over lunch once you’re all done.

[Terry walks into your shop, missing their entire right arm]

Heeeyyyyy bestie hows it going?

terry.

please tell me you didn't lose your entire arm.

[Terry looks at you with a semi blank face.]

I didn't lose my entire arm.

terry. you best be glad I've been making prosthetics for the last month non-stop. I can probably pump out a new arm for you in about an hour, maybe 3 if you want me to add fancy new features.

Regardless, how the hell did this happen.

Long story. Involving time travel, and angels, and wishes, and advanced robots, and underwater complexes and- Yeah.

But I did workshop a design. Using an alloy of Manasteel and Cosmic Titanium.

[Terry takes a blueprint out of their bag. The arm has got to be at least twice as complicated as the leg was, with several runes, enchantments, and mechanical bits.]

The Technomancer looks once at the arm and almost lets out a chuckle.

Well Terry. I hate to brag, but compared to what i've been doing with my hand, this is, well, outdated.

She points to the main elbow joint

oh sorry, i'm rambling aren't I.

I- well it was a rough draft you know...

Well, sorry, i must have offended you a bit. That is my bad.

Don't worry, I wasn't offended. Now, what would you like to go get? And just the arm for today, thank you.

Well, if we're not upgrading the leg, I think you're all good, although if you want to hand over your Cosmic Mananium, i can get you a discount at the end.

Of course of course. One moment.

Transport Object

{Several wrenches fall out of the air onto the floor, before a large chunk of Cosmic Mananium falls out and cracks/dents the floor depending on the material}

That's a pretty good hunk of metal you've got. Looks pretty good. Yeah, 100% discount for this and lunch.

Are you saying that there is 100% gonna be a discount, or that there is going to be a 100% discount?

100% discount. I'll trade you a new arm for the hunk of metal and some lunch.

I- Are you sure? Could I at least like- Help out around the place a bit?

Hmm, well, let me think... Oh! You could like, clean the place up a bit. It's a bit dusty and the entryway is full of laser holes.

Why is- I'm not even gonna ask

you got any brooms?

Also do you have any spare arms I could use for the time being

Brooms... I've got a few in a closet somewhere, and about the arm...

I think you're in luck, actually. I did some experimenting earlier, and I happen to have a cruder proof of concept if you're fine with that.

I'll go grab both of those, one moment.

The Technomancer moves into the back, and rummaging can be heard, before she returns with a broom, and full arm prosthetic.

Thank you! Now uhh

you gotta attach it.

Alright, now, a piece of advice, Don't try and use any of the special features on this arm. It's got a bit of an interesting taste.

the arm flies out of her hands, and directly onto the stump of your previous arm. It attaches immediately. It feels extremely powerful.

Ma'am, I wouldn't even know how to use the features.

[Terry grabs the broom and immediately breaks the handle in their grip.]

oops-

Winces as the broom snaps in half

Well, if you feel like doing something would activate a feature, try not to.

Anyways, I'll be in the back. Let me know if you need help. Also, security system has been upgraded, so it shouldn't do anything to you if I don't want it to.

Alrighty! I'll get to it then.

[Terry repairs the broom and gets to it. At one point you here a clatter and "OH SHIT-" but Terry yells that it's fine so you keep working.]

I put the finishing touches on the leg and walk back out to Terry.

Ah that was a bit slower than anticipated.

(It was supposed to be an arm)

[You walk out and the front of the shop is very clean and organized, pretty much better than you've ever seen it.]

Don't worry about it, I didn't expect to rush you or anything.

Now, how do I get this arm off?

(sorry, arm, yes.)

Alright, let's see...

This... this may feel interesting.

The Technomancer presses a concealed button on the arm, and the arm makes a loud squelching noise as it detaches.

This arm might not have been the best choice for a spare, but i assume it worked well enough.

The Technomancer hands terry the new arm.

Here. Try this out!

It was only at all useful when I forcibly deactivated most of the mechanisms.

[The arm sparks with red energy.]

Don't let anything copper get too close to it for the next hour or two.

[Terry takes the new arm, and puts it on their shoulder, wincing slightly as it goes on, they flex it and looks happy about it.]

Another job well done! I'll have to do some more through testing, but I have no reason as of yet to believe it has any problems.

Now how about lunch?

I'm... i'm not even going to ask what you did to the arm.

I think i may scrap this later. Adding the teeth might have been a mistake in the long run. So, about that lunch...

Oh yeah the teeth are chocolate now.

Have anything in mind for lunch?

You know, it's been a while since I've eaten at your place, if you don't mind.

I didn't add anything special to your arm by the way, just what you requested this time. I mean, your leg already has the cup holder. Adding one in your arm too would be redundant.

Well then, off we go. I guess.

[Terry takes your hand, the usual sand flows up, but when it goes down, the ranch house is a mess.]

Don't, don't mind the mess.

[Terry rights a chair, and motions for you to sit.]

Ah! thank you. What's for lunch today?

The technomancer sits down at the table.

Uuuhhhh

Sandwiches? Something quick, Sparks has been waiting a while already...

Oh? Who's Sparks? Not sure i've met them.

Related to the whole losing an arm thing, currently 3km under the sea. I gotta go back to helping her, just wanted to stop for a new arm.

Oh! If it's urgent you can go. Lunch can wait for later. However, sandwiches do sound good!

Well, I promised you lunch.

[Terry waves their hand and the room cleans up.]

What would you want on it?

[A glass appears in front of you, 3 ice cubes pop up in it and it fills with your favourite cold drink.]

Hmm... Do you have stuff for a Reuben? that would be good.

Maybe? I can see.

[Terry goes into the kitchen.]

The Technomancer begins fiddling with her own prosthetic arm.

Hey do you want your sandwich in half regular or diagonal?

[You didn't understand a word Terry just said, it wasn't a language you recognize.]

Terry, do you mind rephrasing?

Oh shit did I-

I mean, uhh, do you want your sandwich cut in half horizontally or diagonally.

Diagonally. What was that? It sounded like another language.

The best way. And yes, it was, don't worry about it.

[Terry brings out the sandwiches. You can see some sort of symbol on Terry's hand, although you couldn't make out exactly what.]

Terry you have uhh… a thing on your hand, but thank you for the sandwich!

Oh yeah, don't worry about it. It's related to the robot 3km underwater.

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Ahhh. Well, this was a good sandwich thank you!

You look down and see the sandwich has been eaten completely.

Let me know if I can help you out with this robot thing. Could be right up my alley.

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[Terry walks into your shop, missing their entire right arm]

Heeeyyyyy bestie hows it going?

terry.

please tell me you didn't lose your entire arm.

[Terry looks at you with a semi blank face.]

I didn't lose my entire arm.

terry. you best be glad I've been making prosthetics for the last month non-stop. I can probably pump out a new arm for you in about an hour, maybe 3 if you want me to add fancy new features.

Regardless, how the hell did this happen.

Long story. Involving time travel, and angels, and wishes, and advanced robots, and underwater complexes and- Yeah.

But I did workshop a design. Using an alloy of Manasteel and Cosmic Titanium.

[Terry takes a blueprint out of their bag. The arm has got to be at least twice as complicated as the leg was, with several runes, enchantments, and mechanical bits.]

The Technomancer looks once at the arm and almost lets out a chuckle.

Well Terry. I hate to brag, but compared to what i've been doing with my hand, this is, well, outdated.

She points to the main elbow joint

oh sorry, i'm rambling aren't I.

I- well it was a rough draft you know...

Well, sorry, i must have offended you a bit. That is my bad.

Don't worry, I wasn't offended. Now, what would you like to go get? And just the arm for today, thank you.

Well, if we're not upgrading the leg, I think you're all good, although if you want to hand over your Cosmic Mananium, i can get you a discount at the end.

Of course of course. One moment.

Transport Object

{Several wrenches fall out of the air onto the floor, before a large chunk of Cosmic Mananium falls out and cracks/dents the floor depending on the material}

That's a pretty good hunk of metal you've got. Looks pretty good. Yeah, 100% discount for this and lunch.

Are you saying that there is 100% gonna be a discount, or that there is going to be a 100% discount?

100% discount. I'll trade you a new arm for the hunk of metal and some lunch.

I- Are you sure? Could I at least like- Help out around the place a bit?

Hmm, well, let me think... Oh! You could like, clean the place up a bit. It's a bit dusty and the entryway is full of laser holes.

Why is- I'm not even gonna ask

you got any brooms?

Also do you have any spare arms I could use for the time being

Brooms... I've got a few in a closet somewhere, and about the arm...

I think you're in luck, actually. I did some experimenting earlier, and I happen to have a cruder proof of concept if you're fine with that.

I'll go grab both of those, one moment.

The Technomancer moves into the back, and rummaging can be heard, before she returns with a broom, and full arm prosthetic.

Thank you! Now uhh

you gotta attach it.

Alright, now, a piece of advice, Don't try and use any of the special features on this arm. It's got a bit of an interesting taste.

the arm flies out of her hands, and directly onto the stump of your previous arm. It attaches immediately. It feels extremely powerful.

Ma'am, I wouldn't even know how to use the features.

[Terry grabs the broom and immediately breaks the handle in their grip.]

oops-

Winces as the broom snaps in half

Well, if you feel like doing something would activate a feature, try not to.

Anyways, I'll be in the back. Let me know if you need help. Also, security system has been upgraded, so it shouldn't do anything to you if I don't want it to.

Alrighty! I'll get to it then.

[Terry repairs the broom and gets to it. At one point you here a clatter and "OH SHIT-" but Terry yells that it's fine so you keep working.]

I put the finishing touches on the leg and walk back out to Terry.

Ah that was a bit slower than anticipated.

(It was supposed to be an arm)

[You walk out and the front of the shop is very clean and organized, pretty much better than you've ever seen it.]

Don't worry about it, I didn't expect to rush you or anything.

Now, how do I get this arm off?

(sorry, arm, yes.)

Alright, let's see...

This... this may feel interesting.

The Technomancer presses a concealed button on the arm, and the arm makes a loud squelching noise as it detaches.

This arm might not have been the best choice for a spare, but i assume it worked well enough.

The Technomancer hands terry the new arm.

Here. Try this out!

It was only at all useful when I forcibly deactivated most of the mechanisms.

[The arm sparks with red energy.]

Don't let anything copper get too close to it for the next hour or two.

[Terry takes the new arm, and puts it on their shoulder, wincing slightly as it goes on, they flex it and looks happy about it.]

Another job well done! I'll have to do some more through testing, but I have no reason as of yet to believe it has any problems.

Now how about lunch?

I'm... i'm not even going to ask what you did to the arm.

I think i may scrap this later. Adding the teeth might have been a mistake in the long run. So, about that lunch...

Oh yeah the teeth are chocolate now.

Have anything in mind for lunch?

You know, it's been a while since I've eaten at your place, if you don't mind.

I didn't add anything special to your arm by the way, just what you requested this time. I mean, your leg already has the cup holder. Adding one in your arm too would be redundant.

Well then, off we go. I guess.

[Terry takes your hand, the usual sand flows up, but when it goes down, the ranch house is a mess.]

Don't, don't mind the mess.

[Terry rights a chair, and motions for you to sit.]

Ah! thank you. What's for lunch today?

The technomancer sits down at the table.

Uuuhhhh

Sandwiches? Something quick, Sparks has been waiting a while already...

Oh? Who's Sparks? Not sure i've met them.

Related to the whole losing an arm thing, currently 3km under the sea. I gotta go back to helping her, just wanted to stop for a new arm.

Oh! If it's urgent you can go. Lunch can wait for later. However, sandwiches do sound good!

Well, I promised you lunch.

[Terry waves their hand and the room cleans up.]

What would you want on it?

[A glass appears in front of you, 3 ice cubes pop up in it and it fills with your favourite cold drink.]

Hmm... Do you have stuff for a Reuben? that would be good.

Maybe? I can see.

[Terry goes into the kitchen.]

The Technomancer begins fiddling with her own prosthetic arm.

Hey do you want your sandwich in half regular or diagonal?

[You didn't understand a word Terry just said, it wasn't a language you recognize.]

Terry, do you mind rephrasing?

Oh shit did I-

I mean, uhh, do you want your sandwich cut in half horizontally or diagonally.

Diagonally. What was that? It sounded like another language.

The best way. And yes, it was, don't worry about it.

[Terry brings out the sandwiches. You can see some sort of symbol on Terry's hand, although you couldn't make out exactly what.]

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Terry you have uhh… a thing on your hand, but thank you for the sandwich!

phasing in and out of reality

fa-

he- -a poo- -atgi- ill you?

.... Huh?-

qua- mech-

it’s qui- -pid hone-

…

you have to- -biliz- -ntum fie-

…

do mag- -al shi-

... *muttering* quantum mechanics? ... cant catch the rest-

Oh wait, magical shit?

yes!

ma- *long phase*

-ot this!

......... Can you write it down?

uhh- -hhhhhh-

ma-

-et me s-

*pauses while scribbling on paper*

ok- -ou go.

*she hands you a paper that is also phasing in and out of reality that reads:

Quantum mechanics issue, very stupid, you need to stabilize the quantum field, preferably quickly. In short, do some magic shit and help this poor catgirl out please*

Ohhhhh... how do I do that?

*quantum shrug*

... *calls someone on a banana*

*the audio quality is very bad* .........faye how did you get this number?

A... friend patched me through. Didnt want to deal with this shit. Aaaanyways, im meant to be doing magical shit to stabilise the quantum field?

good excuse to try something out. I'll be there in a few seconds.

Alright! Cool!

A bright flash of light and then...

...

nothing happens

another bright flash of light...

...

there is a thud on the roof

.... I'm assuming theyre on the roof- *waiting, bored*

You hear another thud outside, and some painful whimpering as the Technomancer limps inside. There is an unusual amount of sparks coming out of her arm

Ok... note to self, adjust the precision before doing ANYTHING like that again.

What do you need Faye

*I point at the one it wont let me @* They want me stablising the quantum field or something-

*glances at the quantum anomaly* uhh... that's certainly something. Do you have like, a small bracelet? necklace? anything she can wear?

..... *glances down at a ring on my finger* ....Maybe. What'll happen to it?

Well, I think that I could use the item as a sort of anchor, or maybe more of an absorber. One of the two. Chances are, I can reverse the states of the two objects, and It'll cause the object you've chosen to start quantum phasing, while we stabilize this anomaly to our plane of existence.

So not my ring then- *i open a rift and start looking through it, and the second it opens a monstrous creature starts running towards where i opened the rift*

you know what, i'm not even going to ask.

*i find a fancy bracelet and close it mere seconds before the creature gets out* We could use this!

Are there any prior enchantments on the bracelet?

Nope! None that I remember!

Alright let me see... I take the bracelet, and examine it with a small jewler's glass that pops out from the index finger. suddenly, sparks fly out of my arm, as the entire index finger falls off. then the rest of the fingers.

Well, uhh, I sure hope there aren't any other enchantments on this, because I can't tell anymore, and if there were these enchantments would effectively be permanently applied to this anomaly.

Daaaaamn thats like... crazy.

Alright, let me just... uhh... The bracelet glows a bright yellow, before fading to it's normal color again.

alright. This should work. All you need to do is put it on that anomaly, and it should fix the problem.

The Technomancer hands you back the bracelet.

I'm going to start walking home now, but I must stress again, that if that bracelet had ANY enchantments I sincerely insist that you tell me now and I will enchant another item.

Also this is going to cost you. I'll expect a package of something in the mail.

*I giggle and give you a thumbs up*

*as the technomancer walks out of the door, I gesture towards the bracelet*

*I pass it to you*

*the ring glows as I put it on, then there's a flash, and then the quantum phasing stops* Did... did it work? I think it worked! Perfect!

Great! Amazing!

*Hugs you* Thank you Faye!

*pats you* No problem!

hehe~

Anyways, i couldn't hear everything that was going on, but did that technomancer person mention something about enchantments?

Uhhhh yep! If the bracelet had enchaments uhhh... blah blah blah! I zoned out! :D

That's slightly concerning, but ok!

On another note i feel a bit weird, but it's probably just the after-effects from the whole quantum phasing thing.

*I shrug*

yeah, anyways, sorry for barging in here with no notice. You probably don't even know me.

Nope! Not at all! But its fine!

Well i'll introduce myself then. Nice to meet you, my name is [sounds you cannot comprehend], and I'm a dimension-hopper. Basically, I'm not from this plane of existence, but somewhere I fucked up, and got stuck in between two different dimensions.

Oh cool! Can you repeat your name slowly?

Sure! It's [A completely different set of sounds you cannot comprehend, not even closely related to the previous sounds you heard.]

Oh, wait, right you probably can't comprehend my name... I suppose I'll want a new one.

Yeah I cant- its weird...

Hmm... You can call me Quanta then. I think that's simple enough.

Quanta? Yeah sure!

Ok, something is really starting to feel strange. Can't quite place it though...

*I shrug* Who knows!

Eh. I'm sure it's fine. *Nervous laugh* Anyways, now what?

*I shrug cheerfully* Dunno! Anything you wanna do?

Well I uhh... I kinda finished everything I needed to do. Let me think...

Oh! Do you have any games?

Maybe! You can have a look around if you wanna. Not in the basement though-

Why? What's in the basement?

.... beings... like Xenos...

...fair enough.

*cheerful nodding*

You can introduce me sometime.

Anyways... games... games...

*you find cluedo, game of life, monopoly, uno, and just a normal stack of playing cards*

Pretty decent selection! *She retrieves cluedo, and places it on a nearby table*

Nice choice! *I float over and sit down at the table*

Alright... I haven't read this dimension's version of the rules yet... Oh, do you mind setting it up while I read through these rules?

*I shrug and start setting it up*

*picks up the rulebook, and starts reading.* Wait, there are only 3 types of cards? You don't have a time of day? or a character relations chart? or a motive deck? This game seems easy.

Yeah I know- its like... oversimplified murder mystery, I guess.

Hmm. I'm sure this will take some getting used to then. It'll be fine. At some point I'll bring you a fancy cluedo set.

Great! Sounds fun!

Alright! Let's play then! I think we're all ready.

Yep! You can start!

Alright...

*She rolls a 6, then moves the yellow piece in-between the Lounge and Dining Room.*

*I roll a 2 and get absolutely nowhere*

*She rolls a 3 and moves into the Lounge.*

Alright... let me look at the rules again...

*pause while she looks at the rules*

Alright. I'm going to ask about Colonel Mustard, in the Lounge, with the Lead Pipe.

Uhhhh... *looks through my cards before showing you colonel mustard* Wrong!

Good... good...

Your turn!

*you notice she isn't using a note sheet*

*i roll a six and go into the drawing room* Was it... Miss Scarlet... with the candlestick in the drawing room?

*She looks through her hand.*

Could be. I don't actually have anything.

*I nod slightly* Interesting...

Alright. I'll take the passage to the Conservatory, and I'll ask about Miss Scarlet with the candlestick in the Conservatory.

Yeah, alright. *i wait*

*timeskipping*

Alright. Making an accusation. I think it's Green, in the billiards room, with the rope.

*she checks the cards, and reveals those cards.*

*I giggle and clap* Good job!!!

That was pretty easy, but I'm sure you close to figuring it out yourself.

*I giggle* Not at all!

*She smiles.* Alright well I feel like I needed to do something... Y'know, before we did this whole game of clue...

Hmmm... I can't remember what it was though.

*I shrug* I dunno either!

well, I feel like maybe I should look into that. Might have to-

*Suddenly, she clutches her chest, and falls to one knee.*

OK, SOMETHING WAS ACTUALLY WRONG.

... Uh oh-

*She starts breathing heavy and agonizing breaths.*

Faye are you- *She winces* Are you SURE that technomancer didn't say anything dangerous could happen?

*I shrug* Didnt understand half the words they said.

well faye, this bracelet is getting REALLY HOT, and I'm having trouble breathing now. It feels like the bracelet might be cursed, but you would never give me a cursed bracelet, right?

*She is in pain.*

... I dunno i havent seen that bracelet in millenia- i dont remember where I got it!

*she screams as the pain reaches its max, then passes out*

... I should call the technomancer shouldnt I-

As if on queue, the banana rings… somehow

*I pick it up* Hi? *sounding shockingly bored for someone who just watched someone else pass out in pain*

Hey faye, just checking in. Felt worried about that anomaly from earlier. Especially in your hands. Is everything going alright?

Nup! They just passed out in pain!

you hear the technomancer slap her face.

…god fucking damn it, it was cursed. I’ll be right over with my analysis tools.

Great! See ya soon!

A flash of light, and the Technomancer materializes inside the table, right in the middle of the game of clue.

Uhh… this is fine. Let me see her arm.

*I just point at where she collapsed*

I uhh… cannot move. Can you pick her up or something?

*I wave my hand and she floats up and over to you*

Alright… let’s see…

She realizes her hand holding her toolbox is phased under the table.

Uhh… can you also grab my jeweler’s glass?

Dunno what that is! *darts under the table and brings up the whole toolbox*

That works too i guess.

I reach inside and pull out a small eyepiece. I look through it and point it at the bracelet.

Oh yeah. Definitely cursed. Faye, there is like, 800 individual curses on this. I can’t even read what all of them are. Why the hell did you even keep this thing around?

*I shrug* Its probably one of the indestructible ancient artifacts too dangerous to be kept anywhere else. Ive got a lot of those.

Well, I’m going to assume we don’t want these curses on her. that means we’re gonna need a new stabilizer.

Thankfully, i was thinking ahead, and was going to mention this when I called you, but I made this improved item.

*I hold up a new bracelet*

I enchanted this earlier on the same frequency, and updated the formula to give her control over her phasing, instead of canceling it completely.

Oh cool!!!

Although, even with this non-cursed item, we’ve still got one problem.

There were two curses on there that won’t go away that easily. I call them Self-Propagating, but an easy way to think of them is that they latch onto the victim. It’s not tied to the artifact. You’ll have to take care of those yourself, as I’m not someone who’s good with curses.

Now if you don’t mind, could you swap out the bracelets? I’m a bit… stuck.

*I shrug, walking over and switching the bracelets*

Alright. That should be fine. Let me know if you need anything else. I’ll be off.

The Technomancer snaps her fingers.

Err…

She snaps her fingers again

Ok i was hoping my teleporter would work on the return. Do you mind helping me out of this table as well? Please?

... *I go transparent and walk into the table, making my hand solid and offering it to you*

I sigh, and take your hand.

…kinda soft…

*I chuckle softly, and you realise youre transparent too and i lead you out of the table*

Blushes slightly as i realize you heard me, and as soon as I’m out of the table, i quickly drop your hand.

Alright. I should be going. You have a friend to attend to, and I’m not anywhere near equipped to deal with this. Plus, i need to fix my teleporter, and I need to finish the new version, and… yeah.

*I grin, watching you blush silently*