Professional Silly Goose

Hi I’m Ryan!! :3 | 20 | (they/them) I’ll probably post gay stuff

[afterdarkftm]

weed and groping night when??? marijuana and grinding on your thigh when??? pot and sucking you off when??? bong rips and hickeys when??? joints and biting when???

[schrodingers-catboy750]

Me and who.., 🥺🥺

[schrodingers-catboy750]

“But he was a family guy” and?? so was Peter Griffin.

[rosey-thorns]

Sburbia Overture

[schrodingers-catboy750]

“My partner is so annoying” have u considered feeding them a melatonin pill wrapped in cheese it usually works

[sweetheartbf-deactivated2024090]

“sweet boy” okay can i grind on your lap while you grope me however you’d like

[boygoingtojupiter]

oh how I yearn to be lying facedown on a guys chest, our legs slotted together. He still smells faintly of cologne and smoke, we're giggling at stupid shit on the tv. It's well past midnight and he's running his fingers through my hair and I'm running my hands along his waist. Everything is okay, everything is soft, everything is lovely.

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[stalker-among-the-stars]

There is another way

[saintofpride201]

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

[lierdumoa]

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

[space-blue]

[schrodingers-catboy750]

Feeling depressed? Consider lying in bed for several hours, even though this will not help. Hope this helps!!

[schrodingers-catboy750]

*points at ur lap* hey is this seat taken

[schrodingers-catboy750]

I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

😔

[schrodingers-catboy750]

Imagine this: it’s 1876 and you’re getting rizzed up by someone named Alexander Graham Bell. He talks about how he’s an inventor and ends up handing you a folded piece of paper and saying “call me” before walking away. You don’t know what that means so you open it up and it’s just “1”