SCIENCE

Attention, you're about to be killed by PHYSICS! [Indie RP blog for Kleese from Battleborn, written by Meesh. Mun and Muse are 21+]

[sciencexgrandpa]

Here he is. Proudly sporting a lovely corset. I am not sorry.

Context from rp with @bladekeeper : Rath ordered a corset online, it got delivered to the wrong place, and someone tried it on. He gets to keep it now.

[sciencexgrandpa]

What the fuck is up guys I am back on this blog for one hot minute to post an amazing (and debatably cursed) thing that only a select few have seen, but is the perfect tester for our lovely little clusterfuck of a flagging algorithm

[curiousitykilledthelady-blog]

Reblog if your muse has a nice butt

[sciencexgrandpa]

Snoot has somehow gotten too fat to fit in Nova's pipes! She is now on a strict diet and has an exercise ball with which she may roam the ship. Do not give her any treats!!

[twilightly-blog]

[reynavaleria]

@sciencexgrandpa

[dxstrxyer]

sciencexgrandpa replied to your post “❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental…”

“It’s alright. I understand the flippers make things difficult. I am honestly all the more impressed by your mech suit. It really is quite something!”

“That doesn’t make insulting my sweater for the boss any better!” 

[sciencexgrandpa]

“Oh, that was for your boss? Oh, well then it’s a quite good effort. Do you still have that- you know, thing for her? I could see why that would make you especially concerned about the quality of the craftsmanship.”

[sciencexgrandpa]

❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ rogue-deadeye

“What, my entire existence? You really should be more specific, psha!”

[rogue-deadeye]

“Heard digging up corpses is illegals so why don’t we put ya back in the dirt grandpa.” 

[sciencexgrandpa]

“Here I thought you didn’t give a thrall’s ass whether something was illegal or not! Color me surprised that you might now care.”

[sciencexgrandpa]

Gunnar “I Am Unable To Complement Someone Without Also Insulting Them” Kleese

[sciencexgrandpa]

❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ rogue-deadeye

“What, my entire existence? You really should be more specific, psha!”

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CHRISTMAS STARTERS

( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )

❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜  ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜  ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜   ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜  ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜         ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜     

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Kleese for Inktober Day 8

[ohmyshows]

[reynavaleria]

@sciencexgrandpa

[sciencexgrandpa]

△: How worried are you about getting murdered? ISIC might still have it out for you, after all.

1/10

“I am terrified of being murdered! I know for a fact ISIC still has it out for me, and I also know very well how damn unpredictable he is!! So, surprise!! I am quite afraid of being murdered by the varelsi, Rendain’s forces, and the enraged death machine robot residing on the same ship as I!”

[sciencexgrandpa]

kale?

*Screaming*

[sciencexgrandpa]

△ Do you regret how you treated Isic?

1/10

“I absolutely do. Not just because he’s trying to murder me now, but also because I deeply regret how I treated he and other Magnuses more as servants or objects than as the sentient beings that they are.”

[sciencexgrandpa]

△ How often do you masturbate?

10/10

Coughs. 

“Once a day.”

[sciencexgrandpa]

△ Would you delete all of your rathfics if one of the Raths committed suicide?

10/10

“I would - really, really rather not think about that possibility. I would delete them, yes, because I believe it would be disrespectful to do otherwise in that case. Know that, heaven forbid, I would - if that happened, I do not know what I would be able to do. Verod is my colleague, and I hope a friend as well. This is not a hypothetical situation I take lightly.”