OH NO!

No phones, no screens, no more Just you and me, a gun or three And nothing else between me and this door You bring the fur, I'll bring the fight! Hey Foxy come get a bite! Cause I'm surviving Five Nights! Private Markiplier set primarily in the FNAF Musical. Penned by Grump

[glamrpmemes]

★*ﾟ‘ﾟ･American Psycho (2000)

[fakesqueen-a-blog]

glamrpmemes:

trigger warnings may apply: death, murder, drugs, sex, alcohol

❝ God, I hate this place. ❞ ❝ They don’t have a good bathroom to do coke in. ❞ ❝ I don’t need to hear this story again. ❞ ❝ I’m not sure, guy, but I don’t think dyslexia is a virus. ❞  ❝ I want to get high off this; ______, not sprinkle it on my fucking All-Bran. ❞ ❝ Could you keep it down, I’m trying to do drugs! ❞ ❝ My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago, if they ever did exist. ❞ ❝ You look nice today. ❞ ❝ I don’t want to talk about it.  ❞ ❝ I want to fit in. ❞ ❝ I have to talk to you. ❞ ❝ If you don’t shut your fucking mouth I will kill you, are you understanding me? ❞  ❝ This is crazy. You’re a fool. I can’t cope with this. ❞  ❝ Listen, what are you doing tonight? ❞ ❝ You should come have dinner with me. ❞ ❝ Pumpkin you’re dating an asshole. ❞ ❝ Is that Donald Trump’s car? ❞ ❝ How’d a nitwit like you get so tasteful? ❞ ❝ You want some money? Some…food? ❞ ❝ Do you know how bad you smell? The stench, my God. ❞ ❝ You like Huey Lewis and the News? ❞ ❝ Why are there copies of the Style section all over the place? Do you have a dog? A chow or something? ❞ ❝ Jesus lives, ______. ❞  ❝ Singapore? London. I’ll send the asshole to London. ❞ ❝ I’ll call you when I get back. Hasta la vista, baby. ❞ ❝ You’re not with the FBI or anything, are you? ❞ ❝ Was he involved at all , do you think, in occultism or Satan worship? ❞ ❝ People just…disappear. ❞ ❝ I haven’t seen you around here. ❞ ❝ Actually, that’s none of your business. ❞ ❝ I don’t want you to get drunk, but that’s a very fine Chardonnay you’re not drinking. ❞ ❝ If they have a good personality and they are not great looking-who fucking cares? ❞ ❝ Is this tap water? I don’t drink tap water Bring me an Evian or something, okay? ❞ ❝ I never knew you smoked. ❞ ❝ I’m into, well, murders and executions mostly. ❞ ❝ No, you dumb son of a bitch. I’m serious. I’m disappearing. ❞   ❝ Goodbye! Fuckheads! ❞ ❝ You think I’m dumb, don’t you? ❞ ❝ I’m on a diet. But thank you. ❞ ❝ Do you have a boyfriend? ❞ ❝ If you stay, I think something bad will happen. I think I might hurt you. You don’t want to get hurt, do you? ❞ ❝ I’m not so sure about this. I had to go to Emergency after last time… ❞ ❝ This is nicer than your other apartment. ❞ ❝ Did you know that guy who disappeared? ❞   ❝ Are you telling me you’ve never gotten it on with a girl? ❞ ❝ You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You actually have a Whitney Houston CD? More than one?❞ ❝ I’m fucking serious. It’s fucking over. Us. This is no joke. I don’t think we should see each other anymore. ❞ ❝ I think you should know-I’ve killed a lot of people. ❞ ❝ I don’t want to leave anything out here…I guess I’ve killed 20 people, maybe 40. ❞ ❝ Tonight I just, well, I had to kill a lot of people and I’m not sure I ’m going to get away with it this time. ❞ ❝ I mean, to think that one of his friends killed him, for no reason whatsoever would be too ridiculous. ❞ ❝ Stop sounding so Fucking sad! Jesus! ❞   ❝ Wait. Stop. You don’t seem to understand. You’re not really comprehending any of this. I killed him. I did it. ❞ ❝ I just don’t see how someone, anyone, can appear that way and yet be involved in such total shit. How can you be so fucking, I don’t know, cool about it? ❞ ❝ Whose moronic idea was it to drink dry beers? I need a Scotch. ❞ ❝ My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no escape. ❞               

[scmeonesthere-blog]

Mark, have any of the puppets ran away before?

“No, they tend to stay put. I mean, they can come and go as they please. It’s not like I’m keeping them here. If they want to explore, they can take care of themselves.”

[scmeonesthere-blog]

SPiDeR NoISeS.

                    ……

                                         spider noises

            i will stab you.

[scmeonesthere-blog]

IT’S THE TRUE NAME.

                    …what if i told you i was a spider in disguise

                 ...

                            GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

[scmeonesthere-blog]

IT WOULD BE CALLED FUCK NO.

               i’m. i’m not going to do that, mark. spiders can’t have the planet. humans can.

                not if giant spiders are here too. fuck that. i want off this planet.

[mumfriend-blog]

                                                   “I GOT THIS”       *LEMONY SNICKET VOICE* OF COURSE ‘I GOT THIS’            COULD MEAN A VARIETY OF THINGS OTHER THAN                                                     ‘I GOT THIS’

                                independent self insert oc written by grump

[thedgeofsleep]

mark in glasses appreciation post ❤️

[softheartedsuggestion]

your anxiety is lying to you. you are loved and going to be okay.

[markipliergamegifs]

I’m sorry..you’re dying.

[scmeonesthere-blog]

kramred:

After a few hours, he finally woke up, feeling a bit more energetic. It’s better than feeling like shit anyway. He slowly goes back down, quietly opening the door in the recording room, looking if the other is still playing right now.

–Hey? How long i’ve been sleeping?..

He was just adding tags to the newest video up and checking the comments on the last few uploads when the other finally awoke. A gentle smile was on his face and the headphones were around his neck.

“Couple of hours. Got some good footage on a good couple of indie games.”

[scmeonesthere-blog]

kramred:

–I knew i could trust you. See you in few hours.

Mark said with a light smile and goes upstairs, laying on the bed and falling asleep right after, snoring quietly. Mark never knew that he snores in sleep, and probably will never know. Unless someone is gonna tell and prove him that!

"Who said you COULDN’T trust me?” He raised an eyebrow but laughed all the same. It wasn’t like this was a normal thing. Most people didn’t have a double of themselves living with them. He picked out a few one-shot games and a couple of indie games and just had fun with them. In his world he tended to have to alternate between work and caring for the puppets and while he missed them he did like the break from them to just work.

[scmeonesthere-blog]

kramred:

–You don’t have to tell me about your fight with a killer all the time. I get that in the first time you said it.

He replied with the same annoyance, acting like a bitch from the lack of sleep. But, he quickly got back in his mind, shaking his head slightly and lowering it after, giving out soft sigh.

–Ah, sorry. Alright, i’d like if you “stand in as me”. Thank you.

“Just reminding you since you often like to act like I’M the one who got the good end of the shit stick.”

Mark didn’t mind, he knew how HE was when tired. As long as the other didn’t threaten him with a real weapon he’d be fine with the sarcasm.

“You’re welcome, man. It shouldn’t be too hard. I’ll do a new game though so you don’t look like you forgot where you were in the big play-through.”

[scmeonesthere-blog]

kramred:

@scmeonesthere | cont.;

Mark only grumbled in annoyance, screwing up his eyes at the strong light that just hit his tired face. He’s been working, editing for the whole night and obviously got used to low lights and darkness. And sun is not making him feel better.

“You should sleep, dude. I can stand in as you for a while.” Mark had been sleeping during the night and was wide awake. “I mean, we are the same person except you didn’t have to fight a killer creep in a bear suit.”

[scmeonesthere-blog]

FUCK THAT SHIT I’M OUT.

            so my… bazooka ?

       shoot me. in the face. i am not destined for this world.        the spiders can have the planet, nate.

[scmeonesthere-blog]

SAVE ME.

          how do i save you from a spider

         newspaper? foot? nuclear missile?

[scmeonesthere-blog]

"Leave the blinds alone!"

“Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you wanted to remain in your dark aesthetic. Seriously, we gotta get some light in here before everyone gets rickets.”

[scmeonesthere-blog]

bttling

  "It's just a spider."

want me to get my “"bazooka”“

      save me nate