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hi hi this is where i do all my (mostly) f1 posting • artiiichoke → my main blog

same policy as over there, prefer to be 18+ and nsfw content is reblogged and linked so don't like, go away

current wip → growing sideways series, all content under #growing sideways fic tag

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most fic related stuff can be found with #fic related or #fic post

driver tier list (2026 version!)

lando + carlando are top priority, galex + lewis feature frequently and others less so my blog my rules

lowkey dni if you’re a oscar fan → i sometimes use #anti piastri. max/other fans that get on my nerves will be blocked ♡ i am not interested in a dialogue or dick measuring competition with you people

[norriszn]

lando and valentino rossi to appear together at 2026 fos goodwood 😊

[90kart]

2019 pikmin rookies

[zaisanji]

[cosmicscuderia]

So it looks like Lando was talking to Lewis off camera before we could see him on the race coverage

[n4rrisainz]

carlando low-key make me insane, cause wdym they wanna be teammates??? in formula 1??? in around 5-6 years??? what do you mean you've discussed this??? from both sides??? when we all know that they've said they got closer/ it (their bond/friendship) became easier once they weren't teammates. lando says it with so much certainty too.

[papayabrain]

[russexual]

“can 63 fans and 12 fans get along?” “mercedes is the toxic one, why are we fighting?” “i see plenty of 12 fans supporting 63, why isn't it the other way around?” “george fans complain no matter what.”

dude, like i care. i don't pick and choose based on fandom diplomacy. if i don't find someone interesting, i'm not gonna pretend otherwise just because we're supposed to be one big happy family. and what's the point of telling me that someone likes or supports another driver when i don't? i'm not obligated to return the favor lol.

mind you, i'm here for george. that's it. nobody is entitled to my support just because they support someone else.

and god forbid george fans ask for basic fairness from a team that has been making us question our sanity since day one. apparently that's where everyone draws the line.

[zaisanji]

[landonorissian]

lando nostalgia 133/? • mar 2019 • autosport interview

[palalabu]

he has a spanish hubby ofc he's good.

[underatedwords]

notes from fp3 - barcelona

final practice session of the weekend

other than the cadillacs, no one was particularly eager to get out - saving their tyres, and only interested in doing quali prep

track temps again nearing 50⁰C - affecting the tyre longevity massively, esp bc the tyres are softer this year than last year

pierre has an entirely new chassis as he needed repairs, but it was faster to replace the chassis than make the repairs

perez ran wide through t9

drivers out on soft tyres after 20 minutes

lando was the first driver of the big teams to go out - more than a second off yesterday's fastest time. clearly the track was not in the best condition

oscar reporting that "it was like the front wing was broken" and he had "no front grip at all" after his first few laps out on track

lewis had a big rear snap through t2 on one of his first laps

red flag - valtteri off and beached in the gravel. radioed that he "lost" the brake pedals and that he was lucky to not have a bigget crash. the fia will probably investigate what happened

perez asked "what happened to valtteri? a mistake or something happened?" was told it wasnt anything that should affect them

kimi had traffic on both his push laps, and was very frustrated

isack had a wobble through t10, asked "what kind of understeer is this?"

look out for traffic and track limits in quali

the soft tyres are really only looking good for one push lap

[pppuri]

mush

[monacobby]

like how are you just in the media pen with stars in your eyes??? (x)

[ehcahache]

Carlando reunion in a team in the future confirmed by Lando himself btw

[cosmicscuderia]

"Sorry, I don't know a lot of Spanish. Carlos taught me a lot back in the day but it's been a long time so. Actually, me and Carlos were speaking the other day and we were saying one day--in Formula 1--we will have a reunion of Carlando"

[murmelinchen]