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he makes me want to cry. the way he buries his head into his mothers shoulders. the way he reverts to a little boy around her. she is his safe place.

#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #lando norris

never in my life have I looked at someone like that ever

fcbswiatek

he runs this shit like a navy

liquidlando

lando turning around so to not giggle in front of the cameras is hilarious😭

#just pure laughing in george’s face lmfaoooooo #their friendship is so funny

max-whathappen

"Formula 1 is a prestigious sport surrounded by glamour": mate the 2026 grid consists of;

a man who has had his multiple attempts at murder televised

a coeliac who skateboards everywhere

you know when life is already hard and then a blond european cunt with a backstory walks in? one of those

a giggly astrology girlie who almost accepted an offer to get a "massage" in Amsterdam on camera

Amy Santiago if she grew up on a farm

a man who once got a tube stuck up his nose and gets called a Good Boy on the daily

a 4 foot tall turbocharged misogynist

Horse Jesus who is also the ultimate omega

Tuna Fish Junior

a man with a mullet and a porn stache who regularly poses in the nude

a twelve-year old werewolf but his wolf form is a pomeranian

the world's oldest rookie soon to have nerve damage

Car Autism whose vocabulary consists mostly of "Um"

a lanky noodle man who looks like he plays the oboe

an accidental lesbian icon and professional WAG

the after photo in those hair loss ads

a better-dressed kardashian with a pokemon obsession

a PR officer's worst nightmare who openly admitted to stealing a credit card in a conference

un perrito traumatizado

Chris Hemsworth but if he were a really, really chill German dude

a man who barks in bed but also at his older team mate

an active track hazard

and they all have daddy issues

fourlando

“sorry i was looking at the podium”

wisteriagoesvroom

back on my maxoscar bullshit. you know how some people are like. same person different font. the deadpan humour, almost incredibly blunt and could be borderline mean but somehow they keep it on the sane vector. not taking anything too seriously while taking their job incredibly seriously. just pure logic and determination at the expense of maybe everything else. insanely singleminded about doing the thing they want and everything in life falling into place in service of that. minimal noise, minimal distraction, maximum performance.

and also like. these are the two people you’d find who probably snuck off from the party to sit in a room, and one is building lego in absolute silence and the other is plugged in playing on their switch and their friends walk in like “what are you doing??” and they both just shrug.

oscar's like "we're hanging out". and max blurts out “just because we are having some quiet time does not mean we are not being social”.

kingkestrel

I’m about to write an essay so let me just put it under the cut. Tldr: that’s autism tho.

Okay if you’re still here let me list some other things I’ve noticed about these two that are a little autistic.

Now don’t get me wrong this is in no way a diagnosis or meant to cause offence but these two have tendencies. It’s ofc a spectrum and everyone lands on it somewhere. Some just further than others.

Also I won’t be linking anything because I’m lazy…

1. Parallel Play

Now this is only a head canon by op but it is interesting that we consider it something Max and Oscar would do.

Parallel Play is when two people spend time together but prefer to do it whilst doing their own separate activities, often without engaging much with each other. (More common in autistic friendships)

2. Hyper Fixation/Monotropism

This one is the most obvious. They are both very committed to F1 and motorsports. Oscar has almost no hobbies outside of racing (He’s admitted himself that all he does is sleep… and sometimes play video-games) and When Max isn’t racing he’s racing…

3. Eye Contact

Now I know what you’re thinking, they both have great eye contact and that’s the thing… they both have a tendency to stare which is actually a common masking/ camouflaging technique.

Oscar ‘heart eyes Piastri’ is obvious but Max is also often described as having very intense eye contact by interviewers. (Katy Fairman from the Small Torque Podcast mentions that she was warned about it by other interviewers before her first interview with Max.)

4. Logic and Bluntness

Both have similar blunt dry humour.

What immediately comes to mind is Max during the Redline stream. He’s wished a happy Mother’s Day and Max’s deadpan response of “I’m not a mother.” That’s Logic based blunt humour at its best.

My mind has gone blank on for an Oscar example but his delivery is also very deadpan.

But Oscar will also get stuck or fixated on small elements of a conversation. There’s the example of the “you don’t like red” from the Guess the Lyrics video, there’s also Oscar getting confused with the rock-paper-scissors before the Pictionary video and there’s also a great example where he fixates on things… ugh I can’t remember it but he’s asked a question about something and he misunderstands a word and thinks the interviewer is talking about virtual or sim racing… anyways. Edit: This!!

Other tendencies:

Oscar’s apparent dislike of physical touch, changing ASAP after getting covered in champagne (not liking the sensation?) having long nails because he hates the feeling of them being short

Max’s dislike of loud noises.

Their shared loved of Max-splaning/Oscribing (Need for debriefs)

Very boring/ safe wardrobes, Oscar wears the same beat up pair of Nikes almost every weekend, Max and his multipack T-shirts

Is it calmness and composure/Mad Max or simply a difficulty expressing expressions??/ autistic joy? (Oscar after his wins comes to mind)

Oscar has facial ticks, winking and lip twitch, especially when thinking hard

You can draw your own conclusions but that’s the things I’ve noticed that suggest Max and Oscar might skew a little towards autistic.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

kingkestrel

Hey it's been like a year since I made this original post and i have MORE!!!

Childhood Signs

Did you know that increased fussyness as a baby can be an early sign of autism? This is only correlational but Oscar's mother has talked wax-lyrical about how much Oscar would cry as a baby.

She also talked about the fact that Oscar would pretend to be a car and would want to be read car magazines instead of bedtime stories? and that he memorized all the car logos. (More evidence for the hyper fixations, special intrests & monotropism)

As for Max, i'm sure we've all seen that video of his father being interviewed whilst he's zooming around in the background. Very indicative of early stimming behaviours.

#i’ve always thought these two are autistic but this post just confirms it #i’d like to add i also think landos autistic #audhd lando #whereas the other two are just autistic #i do think landos personality is more adhd than autism #but his sensory issues and food aversions scream autism to me

jesterlavorrre

huh. okay walk with me. lando asking oscar to help him stretch before a race. they’re both sitting on the floor, oscar using his own legs to push lando’s farther apart, and lando saying you can do it again or you can go harder while looking all sweaty. meanwhile oscar is just going 404 error not found because that’s… quite the mental image. oscar jerks off to it later. huh.