I AM IRON MAN

So there are two muffins in a oven...

[tayloralison]

Welcome to a new series I’m calling Midnights Mayhem With Me. I’m going to be using this technological advanced device to help me allow fate to decide exactly what track titles I’m going to be announcing and in what order. In this cage are 13 ping pong balls, labeled 1 through 13 each representing a track on the Midnights album. So let’s leave it up to fate. (ft. Meredith)

[dakt37]

I wanted to draw KH girls kicking ass but I couldn’t figure out what Xion should wear so instead I spent way too long on a half-assed picture of her “siblings” trying to help her decide what to wear :I

[dakt37]

Speedyfast BONUS because everyone seems to agree that Sora is the best part (which he is)

[dakt37]

MEANWHILE

[dakt37]

THIS IS fortheloveofneps’S FAULT

[seraphijade]

so- who really is the biggest nobody of the mall?

[demiiwhiffin]

[wentmad]

this is literally a taylor swift quote about picking up food after it’s fallen on the floor

[emswift]

[georgiaadorestaylor]

IM SCREAMING

[taylorcometobrazil]

OMG I REMEMBER THAT

[taylorswift]

Yeah as it turns out not all inspirational quotes are A) about climbing mountains B) inspiring at all when you consider the source material 🍟

“doN’t piCk it Up & eAt iT iF itS sTiCkY, iT’s iNtUiTioN🤪”

[rwbyredreaper]

Ironwood probably thinks that team RWBY and company stealing an Atlas airship is amusing because even after Winter is like “you guys did WHAT?” he’s still smirking about it

[andtheyreadoffournames]

“I didn’t realize that I was now being called a mega mentor… that’s really gonna go straight to my head.”

[andyoucallmeupagain]

Taylor on The Voice - 2019

[snowluthor]

He’s probably gonna be in there for a while. Can’t afford to miss anymore work. I already used up all my sick days on the Titanic incident.

[mazqueen]

Damn. Nice work.

[nessa007]

[finehs]

I bet I can sleep train Baby Jack in one night.

[finehs]

It’s because this is what you do. Every time you get close to a guy, you wind up back in this seat, making excuses.

[daphneblke]

daphne blake in scoobynatual

[re-pu-ta-ti-on]

the two horsemen of the apocalypse

[taylorswift]

Texting this to him rn thanks

[re-pu-ta-ti-on]

the two horsemen of the apocalypse

[behindsthemall]

alright taylor time to define “meow” as an adjective and you sure as fuck can’t use google for this one

[taylorswift]

Ok I got this one *rolls up sleeves*

Meow - {meeee-yowwww} noun adverb verb or (as seen tonight on the teen choice awards) an adjective.

Noun form: A feline greeting. Can be used to express ‘throw treats 2 me’, ‘turn on the faucet and let me have a fancy waterfall drink’ ‘Help I’m lost in a house I’ve lived in for my whole fuzzy life’ or ‘IM AWAKE AT 4AM SO YOU HAVE TO BE AWAKE AT 4AM’ ‘I’m judging your outfit and I hate it’ or ‘TONIGHT WE STAMPEDE FOR NO REASON’

For small kitten version of ‘meow’, see ‘mew’

Other common cat sounds include meeps, nyengs, mlems, grrrrs, mows and eeeeeeeps.

Meow as an adjective = basically when something is just catty in nature or aesthetic. ‘Your eye liner is so meow.’ Because it’s cat eye liner. That leather body suit is very meow. Because your friend is dressed as cat woman for Halloween. Meow also doubles for ‘cute’. Cause cats are CUTE. For use in dramatic situations or ‘cat fights’ per say, see ‘hiss’. ‘They really tried to come for me and it was all very hiss.’

Can be used as an adverb when interchanged with the word ‘now’

As in..

Time to go to bed meow.

[adoreyou]

taylor will never do anything as funny or iconic as this ever again

[showupatmyparty]

this will never be lived down in the fandom

[tayloraswift]

we will never let this go I hope you know that @taylorswift

[taylorswift]

This was the day I learned fire is hot. 🤦‍♀️

[local-transdad]

PSA from a Starbucks Barista (based on actual experiences)

There is no secret menu

Don’t change your drink order as we hand it out to you

“Are any of your baristas good at making [insert drink here]?”  Yes.  It’s our job.

No, we don’t serve soda.

What size is your drink??? t e l l  u s

We know Starbucks is ridiculously expensive, and we can’t do anything about it.

Don’t give us a handful of loose change and then walk/drive away ??

There is no secret menu.

Don’t be surprised if you order 5 frappuchinos and it takes forever

You don’t need to shout into the drive thru speaker !!

On the other hand speak clearly and don’t whisper !!

Don’t ! Honk ! In ! The ! Drive ! Thru ! Lane !  Literally there’s no reason ??  And it just destroys our ears ??  please

Have mercy on us, we’re doing our best to get your 12 iced lattes ready, as well as everyone else’s drinks

Literally someone ordered 12 iced lattes the other day I’m not kidding like why

There is no secret menu !

Know what you want when you go through the drive thru, don’t sit there for 500 years and hold up the line

Yes, the egg bites have egg in them holy shit

The cafe music is picked by people in the Seattle headquarters, we can’t change it

literally the only thing keeping me going sometimes is what my ASM told me once–”We’re here because they can’t make it themselves.”

Don’t say “I don’t mean to fuss at you about something you have no control over” and then fuss at us for 3 minutes without even pausing to breath like how ?

THERE IS NO SECRET MENU

every single time I get told how to make a “Medicine Ball” by someone, it’s a different recipe ok there is no fucking secret menu

if you say “surprise me,” I’m just going to give you whatever’s easiest to make

Don’t insult/be rude to the person making what you are going to consume ??  literally the first law of survival like wtf

I can’t change the price of your drink

please don’t as us to use tip money to pay for the part of the drink you don’t want to pay for. that’s literally asking the cashier to take money out of their paycheck to pay for your overpriced coffee that you wanted

basically just be nice to us please we’re doing our best

baristas, if you wanna add some please do, more customer awareness 2k17 please