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I stay having insane dreams, maybe I eat too much candy before bed 🤔

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I jacked my shoulder up tryna lift a box and I’m like op no more doing shit today

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Some of y’all really worry me

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What do crayons smell like

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You can just call me daddy phantom 😏

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Someone told me if your boob itches its cause someone is whacking off to the thought of you so which one of you nasties

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i think that is everyone was as dedicated to their craft as you are with your impersonations then there would be a lot more happiness all around. happy palentine’s day!

This was adorable!

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My favorite bit about apartment living is hearing my neighbor screaming at her kids every morning

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*holds my own boob for emotional support*

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Some people man

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Why the Uber driver always tries to talk to me while I’m tryna listen to my podcasts

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Who can I bug

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I did a Kim Possible look yesterday, do I post it 👀

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Bro your vibes are epic. Hold my hand

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I found sims 2 online for free so that’s why I’ve been ghost. Game too good.

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My hair is acting UP today

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