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#IT'S SCOOT

The Manderville Mambo goes really well with All That Jazz.

#lalafell #ffxiv #the biggest baddest tank #the biggest baddest dancer #scoot patoot #gilgamesh #manderville #manderville mambo

bri-ecrit

Some people are just born to fight, I think. It’s not that they’re born brave. It’s not that they’re born strong. It’s just that the universe has decided that this one, this one will have grit and fire and steel in their blood. And it’ll be tested, this cosmic mettle of theirs. They’ll face trial after trial, be broken and damaged in countless ways. But this one was born to fight. Maybe it’s not the life they would have chosen. Maybe they’d love to lay down their arms. But they were born to fight. It’s what they know. It’s what they do best. It’s all they can do.

gigithelalafell

Ngl, Plainsfolk Lalafell lowkey terrify me

It’s the eyes, man.

The fucking eyes.

scootpatoot

Scoot isn’t sure what you mean.

burmecianblackmage

🎠for @scootpatoot!

A Merry Sceada Advent - Day 14

@scootpatoot - 🎠 Day 14: Watching the Northern Lights together

Hello there friend! I don’t believe we’ve met before - well, looks like this is a good opportunity to change that!

Sceada couldn’t exactly claim to know many a Lalafell or having befriended them, with their numbers easily countable on one hand alone. Sure, there were Teledji and Tulala, the merchant even having gone on an expedition once together with him, and then there was also her Grace, the Sultana Nanamo Ul’namo with whom he had forged an unlikely friendship.

But beyond that? At most he could claim to have been acquainted with a Miss Tataru once, many years ago, but other than that, he did not know any Lalafell.

Well, perhaps he could change that today.

Scoot seemed to be a very lively sort, packing a surprisingly big amount of energy into such a small stature, and he was not one to stand down from a confrontation. Someone who would defend their friends and companions, no matter what.

A trait Sceada certainly found admirable.

He had taken the short-statured paladin out of town, leading him up a snowy hill a fair bit away from the admittedly not too bright lights of the settlement. He took care not to lead the Lalafell through any deep snow, silently fearing it could prove troublesome for them to wade through it. After all, if the snow managed to reach up to his hip, then it would be at face level for them.

Naturally, he could have offered to carry Scoot, eliminating the need for such precautions by using their height difference to an advantage, but he doubted a proud adventurer like him would appreciate such an offer, instead likely feeling insulted.

So, leading him through the shallow snow it was then, and he’d do his utmost to distract the man from noticing that by engaging into lively conversation.

Eventually, they would reach the top of the hill, an opening clearing with a marvelous view of the night sky. Sceada would place some blankets he had prepared out on the snow, giving them both a place to sit for the time being - and to lie down once the show began.

“There… all set. It should not be long now before it begins.”

“Before what begins?”

“Just lie down and keep your eyes open, and you’ll see…”

Albeit being met with some skepticism regarding the words he had chosen to use, Sceada would eventually convince the Lalafell to lie down - just in time for the big show to begin, for this truly breathtaking natural phenomenon to unfold.

Lights of various colors would soon dance across the night sky, painting meandering bands into the heavens, illuminating them with their gentle and silent magnificence. They would begin gently, almost as though they carefully had to explore the foreign sky anew, slowly growing bolder and more daring as they proceeded to spread from the north. And finally, at the height of their mesmerizing performance, the lights would engulf the entire night sky, illuminating it so brightly, why, one could easily believe it to be day again already.

That whole spectacle lasted for a bit more than an hour, before the familiar, usual calm and stillness returned to the starry winter sky. The whole time, Scoot and Sceada had been lying there, marveling at the beauty unfolding overhead them. and when it at last ends, the Burmecian only had one things to say, one question to ask:

“Well Scoot… Did I promise too much?”

And with a happy grin, the Burmecian would resume watching the skies above - after all, perhaps they’d yet be treated to a second round?

Only the heavens above would know…

#yay!#thank you for taking him to see it!#this is sultana-dreaming's main btw #not often used here but #he loves stargazing so he definitely loved this!

alis-cake-bakery-deactivated202

If Ali had a signature…

#And then there's Scoot's chicken scratch...

14law

"Mister Lawyer! Mister Lawyer!" A certain very excited Lalafell barges into the office, spreading his arms wide for a hug. "Guess what! I got a job for you! Can you do it for me? Pleeeease?" ((scootpatoot))

/hug!

“Of course! Just tell me what you need and consider it done.”

scootpatoot

“You gotta help me and my friend find a place we can practice! We tried a couple of houses, but then the owners got mad ‘cause Luca blew up the yard... So now we need a good place to practice tanking and casting spells where people won’t tell us we are too loud or messy.”

FFXIV Classes Capabilitles - Scoot Patoot

D I S C I P L E S O F W A R

Scoot is a paladin by choice. By this, I mean he refuses to study any other combat type, save for that involving a sword and shield. While his combat style is unconventional, his technique is quite good. Scoot’s downfall, however, is that his emotions sometimes get the best of him and he can get careless or downright reckless when it comes to strategy.

D I S C I P L E S O F M A G I C

Don’t let him do magic. Just don’t (unless it’s related to being a paladin).

Scoot sometimes does arts and crafts in his free time, but is always messy in what he does. Despite this, his cake designs are bright and inviting.

During his adventures, Scoot occasionally stumbles across things that remind him of friends. He often collects them and gives them to said friends. Additionally, having spent most of his childhood to date in a fishing island village, he is a good fisher for his age, though he does not particularly enjoy it.

Tagged indirectly by @ignisandura

Tagging anyone who would like to do this, as well as @bloodsworn-marshal@merlwyb-seabitch @alis-cake-bakery and @high-stakes-gambler

Eorzean Pokeminion League Friday, June 8, 2018, 8 PM EST/5 PM PST The Embrace Estate: Goblet 2-43, Gilgamesh Sign up to battle by June 1: New characters welcome!

Bring out your minions, carbuncles, and egis for a fun-filled night of battles! Will you be the trainer to beat the rest, and face the Minion Master?

Prize of $18.00 USD Mog Station credit for the tournament winner, and an additional in-game item if they beat the Minion Master.

Sign up for the tournament at https://goo.gl/forms/2fmFYuiVgpnz1kS02 , or come by the day of the event to watch the battles! Combatant slots are limited!

We created this event to be visitor friendly, so new characters and alts are welcome to participate and spectate! Even level 1 characters can play if they start in Gridania or Ul’dah - we’ll even buy cheap market board minions for you, or use the legacy minions! Or, make an arcanist and complete the MSQ far enough to unlock airships.

Hope to see you there!

#gilgamesh

bloodsworn-marshal

ツ: Does your muse prefer lots of friends, or just a few close ones?

This question in particular seemed to strike a chord withinPipin Tarupin. One that brought pause to wonder—and to become sentimental allthe same.

“In the past, therewere but a choice few who would even give me the time of day. To those thathave noticed my mere existence, whom saw something more than a child forgottenin the wake of greed. They were glimmers of hope. Of whom I would owe my verylife to…”

Thinking on those faces brought forth a warm smile.

“And so I saw fit toreach my hand out to those who would take it… if they would take mine in turn.Since those colder days, I’ve been more successful some would say. At the veryleast, I am more open to those whom I call my comrades and peers.”

“Even so.” Pipintook pause before shrugging lightly. “Ihave a long ways to go before I can trust just anyone. There are a few close friendsof mine whom I cherish greatly! And I would stop at nothing to defend them tothe grave!”

scootpatoot

“Are we friends, Big Bro...?” Scoot asked, with a face surprisingly sullen. The house must have been empty today...

mikhasunthistle

Need even more icons for your macros?

The list in the old patch notes is no longer up to date, so Reddit user GeraldineKerla dug up the missing ones:

In order, just type /micon and then the following in quotes to use them:

Big Sneeze, Festal Cant, Fiery Breath, Toad Breath, Iron Kiss, Spindly Finger, Pitch Bomb, Low Voltage.

Cracklyplume, Meltyspume, Stickyloom, Recharge, Silencing Cant, Air Combat Maneuver, Browbeat, Apothecary, Wing Cutter, Saturate.

Pummel, Void Fire II, Roar, Buffet, Fumigate, Seed, Mogatory Mog Dance, Heavydoom, Shockobo, Photon Stream.

Quickchant, Sneeze, Magitek Cannon, Magitek Pulse, Imp Punch, Double Bubble, Magitek Thunder, Heavenly Judge, High-powered Magitek Cannon, Diffractive Magitek Cannon.

Shatterstone, Trample, Curtain Call, Cheer Jump, Cheer Wave, Cheer On, Snort, Inhale, Starburst.

rinhkitty

Reblogging to save lives

Scoot can fly?!

Featuring the /iceheart emote!

#the biggest baddest tank #scoot patoot #gilgamesh #lalafell

zero-width-space

#something scoot would do!

aliceffxivhouses

Be sure to enable first person view and make sure Display Preview is checked in your edit menu for this. What you want to do is make the furniture come out a...

I bring good news my friends! A new way of discovering the loft glitch has been found and I made a video to show you how it’s done! Unfortunately this new method is trickier and finickier, but better than nothing.

Be sure to enable first person view and make sure Display Preview is checked in your edit menu for this.

What you want to do is make the furniture come out at an angle like I do so in the video. Take the furniture and smush yourself against the wall all the way and go into first person view with the camera aimed up towards the window. Position the furniture above the window so the center point is above the window. Now back away but still hugging the wall and keep position over the window. The objective is to make the center point touch the wall the closest it can. Once it’s close enough, use subcommand menu to place.

its-morphin-time-xiv

Honest Q&A: Belladonna Slater

scootpatoot

Honest Q+A: Scoot Patoot

What is your full name? “Scoot Patoot!”

What do your friends call you? “Scoot, and sometimes some other names. But they should just call me Scoot.”

What is your favorite animal? “Dogs! They are nice and let me pet and hug them. Plus they like to play fetch, and I like throwing stuff.”

Where were you born? “I dunno! I think maybe in the South Seas somewhere, cause that is where my Ma and Pa are. Not on the island where they lived, though.”

Do you have children? Scoot bursts out laughing. “Noooo!”

Is there a person/people you love? “Ali! I love her and she is the best friend and wife ever! She makes really good cakes, too. I love all my friends, too, because they are so nice and let me give them hugs.”

What is your favorite color? “Pink!”

What is your full occupation? “The biggest, baddest tank! And also an officer in the Immortal Flames, but still the biggest, baddest tank! I protect people.”

Are you good at physical fighting? “I guess, but I wanna get better.”

Which form are you best at? “Tanking!”

What about magic? “Only if it is part of being a paladin.”

Which type are you best at? “... Tank magic? I’m not a mage.” He shakes his head in emphasis.

Craftsmanship? “Sometimes I help make desserts with Ali, but she says I make a mess. So usually I decorate them at the end instead.”

Any other skills? “People say I am a good dancer!”

Are you an only child? “I don’t think I have any brothers and sisters who are related, but I got my big brothers Pipin Tarupin and Naon Lohon, and big sister Nino Lohon. So yes and also no.”

Where do you see yourself in five years? “Being the biggest, baddest tank and saving the world!”

Have you ever almost died? The boy just nods.

Do you have a secret, not just a secret, but like a really big secret, hardly anyone knows? “No...”

Salty or sweet? “Sweets!”

Do you like yourself? “Yeah!”

Do you believe in the Twelve? “Yeah, why?”

Are you religious? “Huh?”

Do you carry prejudice with you? “What’s that?”

What do you consider entertainment? “Playing with my pets! And also practicing tanking with other people, and I like dancing and singing sometimes, too.”

Favorite drink? “This one time, Lootz made me a drink with a lotta different juices! It was really good! But I forget what was in it...”

Do you have any family traditions? He shakes his head no.

Are you a good person? “I hope I am!”

Thank you for answering my questions. “You’re welcome!”

Tagged by: No one, just saw this from @quick-n-silver and wanted to do it.

Tagging: @alis-cake-bakery @idealsxgoals @high-stakes-gambler @burmecianblackmage @paradymeshift @gilbert-ffxiv

((Because too many people thought Scoot’s costume (his usual one, not the one shown here) looked like something out of the Incredibles to not do this.

Starring the best waifu @alis-cake-bakery))

#the biggest baddest tank #scoot patoot #gilgamesh #alilolelotte may

ceces14

Carbuncle Giveaway!

Hello!! With the release of the carbuncle items, and them being one of my favourite things in the FF universe, I figured I should do my part to spread them far and wide! Here’s how it’s gonna work:

You do not need to follow me. All you need to do is like or reblog this post! No need for both. I’d appreciate seeing your own drawings or screenshots of a carbuncle though if you do reblog (though isn’t necessary!)

The deadline is January 9, 2018 at midnight PST.

Prizes are the following:

First place: 1 mount + 1 outfit (either colour)

Second place: 1 mount (either colour)

Third place: 1 outfit (either colour)

Thanks and good luck to everyone who chooses to enter and help spread carbuncles far and wide!! :D

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