THE CHRONICLES OF SCOOTZ AND JOHN

TAKE THE HAND OF THE GRID, MY FRIEND. FOR ITS KNOWLEDGE IS VALUED HIGHER THAN THE BONDS OF THE DUST OF THOSE YOU KNOW.

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penert

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penert

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fanily man

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braian grifin time

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braian grifin time

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Ohoho :) Chungus Day is upon us, I hope you got gourds a plenty. Except for Scootz.

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3 Days until Chungus Eve :) Remember to Ingest your Gourds before the Chungus Tapir Stomps Your Little Skull In :)

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Bungus

Its Bungus Hour

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I SCREAM AND SCREAM INSIDE MY ROOM

WISHING FOR UNTIMELY DOOM

FOR WHICH OF YOU BRINGS ME MY DREAD

YOU WILL SURELY WIND UP DEAD

I’LL SEND FORCES OF OLD LORDS

FOR WHOM EVER HAS KILLED MY GOURDS

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scootz you forgot to water them

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What A fool you are Scootz. Maybe The Grid killed your gourds because you have failed it :) think about what you've done Scootz.

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I SCREAM AND SCREAM INSIDE MY ROOM

WISHING FOR UNTIMELY DOOM

FOR WHICH OF YOU BRINGS ME MY DREAD

YOU WILL SURELY WIND UP DEAD

I’LL SEND FORCES OF OLD LORDS

FOR WHOM EVER HAS KILLED MY GOURDS

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scootz you forgot to water them

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I SCREAM AND SCREAM INSIDE MY ROOM

WISHING FOR UNTIMELY DOOM

FOR WHICH OF YOU BRINGS ME MY DREAD

YOU WILL SURELY WIND UP DEAD

I’LL SEND FORCES OF OLD LORDS

FOR WHOM EVER HAS KILLED MY GOURDS

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Cavalry’s greeting to you all, I am Tedd Bungus. I Look Forward To All Of Your Inquiries. Goodbye.

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YOU WILL BECOME GUNCH WITHIN A WEEK YOU FIEND. LIQUIFY OR PERISH

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Cavalry's greeting to you all, I am Tedd Bungus. I Look Forward To All Of Your Inquiries. Goodbye.

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HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE LUXURIOUS GRID!!

grid, grid.. huh. g, r, i, d. grid. is it big? is it all encompassing? is it omnipresent? is it a malevolent force beyond the comprehension of monster or man?

nah, never heard of it. haha.

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YOU SMELL LIKE PENNIES AND YOU’RE DUMB!!!!

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im kin with this entire blog

WHAT IS A KIN ???? THIS HAS NOT BEEN EXPLAINED TO ME BUT SO HELP ME IF THIS IS RUDE, YOU WILL SURELY FIND THAT THE FIDGETS WILL HAVE SPUN IN MY FAVOR

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Listen scooter mcgooter sometimes guords just arent for everyone. Personally not me, would i stick my ding in one? yea but not anythings else. -Mr C

I WOULD DEFEND GOURDS WITH MY LIFE. I WOULD TAKE A BULLET FOR A WATERMELON, JUST YOU WATCH ME. ID CARVE OUT THE INSIDE OF A SQUASH AND TRY TO COMPACT MYSELF INTO IT THAT’S HOW DEDICATED I AM TO THE GRID YOU FOOL

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GOOD RELATABLE POST

ONE BEING: HELLO YES I AM HAVING A BAD DAY

OTHER BEING: OH ? YOUR DAY IS . NOT GOOD

ONE BEING: YES I AM SAD

OTHER BEING: GRID

ONE BEING: THE DAY IS GOOD NOW

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