wtf Flyers

Julie. 21. I like players I shouldn't like. Formerly: jakediekman, ronbakers, scottlaughts

[daily-showerthoughts]

There’s nothing worse than the walk of shame to pick up your paper ball after missing the trash can.

[scoraceks]

can you die from lack of boy

[house-of-hoskins]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[lsleofskye]

Brunnen, Switzerland | waterproject

[gabelandeskog]

avalanche @ devils | 10.18.18

[herhmione]

shit i just want to go to like……. an isolated little town on the coast of like england where the waves crash against the cliffs and send up a spray and it’s always a little rainy and dreary and the green is so green with dew and life and the houses are small and cozy and always smell like baked bread and tea and it’s perpetually foggy outside and i can wear sweaters forever and read a book by the fireplace or out in the garden and it sort of just smells ancient and where everyone just minds their own business and life is good and once in a while i bike to the nearest village with a market and spend the day shopping around and maybe i’ll have a dog who likes to follow me around and we just….. live

[scoraceks]

I’m cold and in need of boyfriend who will give me his sweatshirt and sweatpants

[efewfwrfewf-deactivated20150615]

THERE'S THIS WEBSITE

THAT GENERATES PUNS FOR YOU AND YOU CAN LOOK UP VIA A WORD OR PHRASE.

CHECK IT OUT, IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR HOURS. 

[glassass]

[zomblequeen-deactivated20181123]

Every day we move a little further away from God’s light

[shock]

in college there are only two moods:

1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.

2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain

also these moods go back and forth every hour 

[imjustpassinthrough-deactivated]

sure i’m ugly but i like hockey and i’m kind of funny like what more do you want

[wooter-ice-deactivated20190111]

[ruinedchildhood]

source

[wepaintthetown-blue]

is that meghan markle

[ruinedchildhood]

[wlw]

anyone else feeling like what the fuck

[breakfastburritoe]

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

[vanity-without-sanity]

You spelled real wrong.

[breakfastburritoe]

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

[swingsetindecember]

news report: survey says

me: what was the sample size? the distribution? the demographic??? this is meaningless. you could have asks two people in line at starbucks

[memescomedy]

[arandomthot]