Might be turned into art account, hold for update

Sarah, not even sure where I am anymore

[foegoal]

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[realelliottefriedman]

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[sweatermuppet]

i can't keep living like this!!! [does not change a single aspect of my life]

[cyberho]

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

[cachorritx]

not with that attitude

[lady-threewhiteleopards]

as we can see here dick riding has been used as a form of transport since at least the central middle ages

[fairycosmos]

sorry for documenting my suffering and delusions online do you still think im hot

[evilsexy]

[toothsalad]

[lakings9]

Credit: LA Kings

[winter-seance]

The Umbrella Academy 3.02

[tvandfilm]

The Holiday (2006) dir. Nancy Meyers

[retrogamingblog2]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?

[is-the-fox-video-cute]

[timidsketch]

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

[roolsilver]

If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

one thing me n my art loving gf would do is visit galleries and play a game called “root, loot or boot” 

the gist is that you would look at a group of paintings in a room and decide which figure in the painting you’d root (fuck, in Australian slang), which painting you’d loot (steal and put on your wall at home) and which painting you’d boot (punt into the garbage because it’s shit and Not Art)

a couple of things about my experiences:

1. this game is a lot more fun if you’re attracted to women because there’s so many Hot Gals to choose from 

2. if you are attracted to men, you will spend a lot of time going “well, looks like I’ll have to pick jesus again” as my bi gf did

3. it gets more complicated in modern art museums and you find yourself having saying, “I’d fuck the rhombus” “you CAN’T fuck the rhombus” “then I’ll fuck that blue squiggle thing. what’s it called?” “creeping existential dread in blue” “then does that mean I’m fucking the squiggle or am I getting fucked by the existential dread it represents?” “aren’t we all already getting fucked by existential dread?”

4. if you play this with an art history nerd, they may decide to kill you over one of your “boot” choices

5. you will get Disapproving Looks from other patrons who overhear your heated debates

6. it’s also the best fun you’ll ever have in an art gallery

[systlin]

“you CAN’T fuck the rhombus’ sounds like Quitter Talk to me. 

[cantcatchmeee]

Fran Fine's summer outfits from The Nanny (1993-1999)

[mickgaydolenz]

real question to all of my fellow book reading people. how do you guys mark your place? do you use a bookmark, dog ear, memorize the page #, or a secret other thing???? 📚

[detectivehole]

walking up to random doors and tugging on them and saying "i can't. it's locked" out loud to no one to fulfill my dreams of being an adventure game protagonist

[randynewmansjungle]

[flipchild]

this is how I pack for trips

[evilnicegirl]

trying to do anything on edibles

[writterings]

how many tattoos do we all have? i have like 9.

[writterings]

also how many piercings do we all have? i have 6 and hopefully will be getting two more (snake bites) after wisdom tooth surgery