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Regan | 18 | she/her

[bazzy-basiltonn-deactivated2017]

Simon: Baz, what do vampire babies who can’t pronounce ‘coffin’ say?

Baz: I really don’t want to know, but you’re going to tell me anyway.

Simon: A cofveve-n 

Baz: *turns to camera and sighs*

[thegoodvybe]

[thedownfallofyou-deactivated8535]

Reblog this if you want a LONG(or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Ugly Privilege is being the ‘relationship expert’ when your friends are going through relationship issues and you got no experience with romantic relationships

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Ugly Privilege is knowing your partner likes you cuz you goofy and your personality is a 10/10 and not for your looks

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Ugly Privilege is being used to rejection because yo ugly ass aint surprised, given the odds

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Ugly Privilege is not being hit on all the time and not having random people slide into your DMs while you tryna mind yo own business

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Ugly Privilege is having a longer battery life, since ya know… nobody’s sliding into your DMs and blowin’ up your phone cuz you posted a selfie

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Ugly Privilege is saving that money and spending that money on yourself and nobody else cuz yo ass forever single

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Ugly Privilege is having your partner not worry about you cheatin’ because who else wants yo goofy ugly ass besides your partner?

[blackpoeticinjustice]

half of yall pretty af and shouldnt be reblogging this.

for yall average-lookin folks, yall can reblog this but you on thin ice, ya hear me?? THIN. ICE.

[frodo-sam]

You’re the weak one. And you’ll never know love, or friendship. And I feel sorry for you.

[scorbustrashaf]

Baz: i am literally the epitome of death no one could fucking t o u c h me . honestly fuck people. i don't need them. I'm so cold and bitter the winter is nothing compared to me . I am a literal vampire i could sUCK the blood out of idiots and

Simon: *breathes*

Baz: *chokes in tears* take me

[samwinchsters]

Henrik talking about Isak & Even’s future

[1st-1]

NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8 Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet! NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice

[dracogotgame]

Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…

*gestures at everything*

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Finally, an explanation.

[nationalcity-googlesearches]

This makes since

[neverendingscorbus]

Always our Albus and Scorpius 💚

[scorpiocults]

how did a group of teenagers create the masterpiece that is A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[mydeadcarcass]

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

[openyourthird-eye]

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

[ariya-art]

guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

[haihl-blog]

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

[phoxae]

woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true

[fem-usa]

I know my wish

[noodlekuki]

Well, here goes nothing.

[demonsdonothaveemotions-deactiv]

May my wish come true

[mitochonsrion-blog]

Reblogging this again, hope all my wishes come true 💘

[bxstxrds]

!!i need to be kissed !!!!!!! and wanted !!?!/??1!! and maybe even held?!!!?!!!! and then !!! kissed some more!!!!!

[scorbustrashaf]

I just want to be wanted

[bethgreenesgf-archive]

“I didn’t want anyone to talk to me,” said Harry, who was feeling more and more nettled. “Well, that was a bit stupid of you,” said Ginny angrily, “seeing as you don’t know anyone but me who’s been possessed by You-Know-Who, and I can tell you how it feels.”

[scorbustrashaf]

Baz: *walks in wearing jeans*

Simon: hey Baz can you hand me that jug milk

Baz: um ok sure

Penny: Simon aren't you lactose intolerant?

Simon: *starts chugging*

Baz: sIMON NO

[mishasteaparty]

[glendowers-archive]

simon: say those three words and im yours

baz: sour cherry scones

[j-murphy]

                                               DUMBLEDORE’S ARMY,                                                                  STILL RECRUITING.