Sentence Starters based on things said in my group chats
❛ I was just now shaking my head at how gay I am. ❜
❛ We’re here and we’re queer ❜
❛ Look at us, we’re like some sort of queer collective. ❜
❛ Why must you expose me this way? ❜
❛ You’re all fucking dead to me. ❜
❛ I’m making my hispanic ancestors ashamed. ❜
❛ Don’t call us out like this! ❜
❛ Tell me it’s not a furry. ❜
❛ Not a day goes by where the self hatred doesn’t rot me. ❜
❛ Shove a cactus up your ass. ❜
❛ We’ll, I’ve officially hit the point where I don’t give a shit. ❜
❛ He’s above the human race itself. ❜
❛ Yes, let’s bring the attention to me please. ❜
❛ Hello, I’ve returned from the dead. ❜
❛ I’d buy your mixtape. ❜
❛ Sorry, I’m brutal when pissed off. ❜
❛ All assholes are hot. That’s why I’m hot. ❜
❛ I’m just fucking with you, relax. ❜
❛ I’m satan and a cyberbully. ❜
❛ She could tase me and I’d thank her. ❜
❛ Well, I never said I was straight. ❜
❛ I haven’t seen it yet, but I hate you. ❜
❛ I have to kinkshame ___❜
❛ Get the holy bible for him. ❜
❛ Time to make you suffer. ❜
❛ I may or may not be making myself a second dinner of velveeta macaroni. ❜
❛ You are stronger than I. ❜
❛ How about I don’t do that and instead be lazy. ❜
❛ Hit me with your best shot, bitch. ❜
❛ I feel like a took a massive shit. ❜
❛ I’m killing my future self. ❜
❛ Anything you throw at me I will throw back tenfold. ❜
❛ I’m the problematic fave. ❜
❛ You better love me. I’m the best. ❜
❛ Why am I friends with you? ❜
❛ Honestly when I’m up past 2am I hate myself. ❜
❛ Um, who gave you the right? ❜
❛ My sins in the night are hidden. ❜
❛ This is a daddy free zone. ❜
❛ We love our crack daddy. ❜
❛ At least my shit smells better. ❜
❛ I’ll make you eat those words! ❜
❛ This is why superman works alone. ❜
❛ – and I thought I was a weeaboo. ❜
❛ Well, I don’t have your patience. ❜
❛ I cringe at myself every time. ❜