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Hey whores I’m back

and I want to change this shit up because I acted a little vanilla for a bit to try to get some people on this account and I did so woohoo! Now it’s time for the real shit to go down.

If you don’t want to throw your ass back for tyrus then you are not welcome here.

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The Diabolic Fandom, where are you??

I know lots of people have read this book from goodreads; where are you guys?

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I’m here bitch

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Nemesis after she got that Killing Machine to Innocent Human transformation.

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Tyrus energy to the max here sis

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Tyrus: *becomes the most powerful cunning Emperor in history, turns into an evil bitch who seeks revenge, goes against everything he once stood for, pulls a Thanos and kills countless of people, causes catastrophic Malignant space, manipulates Nemesis and stabs her*

Me: *knowing there’s a redemption scene that will end me*

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Nemesis: here have some dinner.

Neveni: I already did.

Nemesis: cereal and alcohol isn’t dinner.

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Sidonia: look I made a marshmallow figurine of you, see? Her little muscular arms are crossed and she’s scowling at my marshmallow figurine because she’s not listening to her. What do you think?

Nemesis: [choked up] its cool I guess.

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Nemesis attempts motivating others: take 57.

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Neveni: when are you free?

Nemesis: [checks Tyrus’ schedule]

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Sidonia: how the hell did you run a deer over?!

Nemesis [slyly, to Tyrus]: wanna say how that happened?

Tyrus:...

Sidonia: how didn’t you see a deer?

Nemesis: well I did, so I said “Tyrus, deer,”

Sidonia: then what?

Tyrus [embarrassed, mumbling]: I said “yes, honey?”

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THAT LINE MADE WANNA POISON EVERY CELL IN THIS WEAK ASS BODY OOOOWWWWWW

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WE NEED INFORMATION ABOUT THE MOVIE ASAP

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Tyrus, discussing important plan details with The Dream Team™: On Lumina,some-

Neveni: bODY ONCE TOLD ME

Idea stolen from: @blxckburn

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Nemesis: *dangling hand off bed*

Demon: *grabs hand*

Nemesis: don’t let Tyrus see you he gets jealous

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A Sunday afternoon feat. The Dream Team™

Neveni l: breaking news everyone I don’t know what I’m doing.

Anguish: shall I act surprised now?

Nemesis: not at all, that’s a well known fact.

Tyrus: if you want to list off breaking news, start off by saying Nemesis didn’t break the law for one week.

Anguish: or Tyrus didn’t have a mental breakdown for 48 hours.

Sidonia: I’d question my existence if those were true. God forbid.

Neveni: I’m going to go get new friends bye