Idek

“it’s okay, i have depression, it’s like the n-word.“

[pointnclick]

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

[wander-in-arda]

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

[pointnclick]

well. that one’s on me

[arirna]

[bokuois]

the way sasaki gently kissed miyanos hand ruined me for future lovers

[fatalisienne]

this is microwave and we’re fostering her for my family. she’s a bit feisty but she’s warming up to us already.

[gengarfluid]

consider yourselves microwave safe

[izzy-hands]

TAIKA WAITITI Variety TV Fest 2022

[incorrectcalliette]

calliope: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

juliette: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

calliope: that one. i want that one.

[alienteapot]

wake up babe, new meme just dropped

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Keep reading

[premolar]

*posts get 0 notes* you guys get me

[whitepeopletwitter]

All around me are familiar faces…

[he-sees-dem0ns]

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

[toastbutteregg]

[marceremade]

the eighth deadly sin is actually being mean to me but they keep that one a secret

[deactivation-fee]

[dadstielkline]

fun facts about sharks

[hallucin8]

god knew if i had basic social skills I’d be too powerful

[wizardpotions]

Fuck you *ungarlics your bread*

[foodlesss]

Same honestly