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first kill now streaming on netflix

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theo: this is a list of possible places cal and her vamp could’ve run off to this time

talia:

talia: this is a globe.

apollo: yeah, we have no fucking clue where they are

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juliette, admiring a sleeping calliope: you’re so cute.

calliope, sleepily: i could beat your ass.

juliette, lovingly: i know.

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calliope: i like your new pants

juliette: thanks, they were 50% off

calliope: i’d like them better if they were 100% off *winks*

juliette: the store can’t just give away clothes for free

calliope: that’s… not what i meant

juliette: that’s a terrible way to run a business, cal

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calliope: i owe you one.

juliette: that’s okay. you can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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What kind of things do you think will happen in fk season 2?

sorry for only seeing this now, i've been quite busy and only got around to actually doing some shit rn!

i hate this is now a what i hope would've happened instead of what i think will happen, but there's still a chance the show can get picked up! so make sure y'all do whatever you can!

i was hoping we'd see a darker side of juliette, kinda embracing being the monster that calliope and everyone else always said she'd be — i think elinor getting out of prison somehow would kick all that off. to go with that, i was also hoping we'd see calliope kicking a ton of monster ass and fully embracing being one of the best monster hunters. i also wanted to see what happens with juliette after she is bitten by the emerald malkia, and what happens to sebastian after they... you know... need to get it out of him. i was a little confused about how that would've even played out to begin with. how do you explain to your daughter that 1. you ate her grandmother and 2. now have a serpent living inside of you?

i also hoped we'd see more of what oliver was planning with theo, cause seeing all those monsters with no idea what on earth they are + not knowing what he was going to do with them + two vampires and a witch and a shit ton of monsters is a great mix!

a theory i had was that jules would give up turning human to instead turn theo human. it's the thing i could see happening more than any other theory i've seen.

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juliette: let’s watch sharkboy and lavagirl.

calliope: okay.

juliette: and make out during the scary parts.

calliope: th-

calliope: the scary parts.

calliope: of sharkboy and lavagirl.

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ben: jules-

juliette: *sighs* cal used to call me jules...

ben: ...because it's your fucking name.

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[at night, in bed]

calliope: *rolls over and knees jules in the ribs*

juliette: ow! you kneed me!

calliope, barely awake: yeah, i do need you

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juliette: that was so hot, calliope.

calliope: i literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them i hope they get dragged through the streets.

juliette: i'm so in love with you.

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juliette: truth or dare?

calliope: truth

juliette: i dare you to kiss me

calliope, already leaning in: i didn't come here to lose

ben: she didn't even say dare-

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calliope: you ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

juliette: i saw you.

calliope: honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because i was gonna show you a picture of apollo in a turkey costume.

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juliette: let’s play 20 questions, you start

calliope: uh ok, what’s your favorite color?

juliette: rectangle. are you into girls?

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juliette: i know you think my judgement is clouded just because i like cal a little bit

ben: you doodled your wedding invitation

juliette: that’s our joint tombstone

ben: my mistake

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juliette: top 30 reasons why juliette is sorry... number 5 will surprise you! calliope: top 30 anime deaths. number one: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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ben: and now for a gay update with juliette fairmont

juliette, looking at cal: getting gayer

ben: thank you letty

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juliette: *has been laying on the ground for 15 minutes*

ben: what’s wrong?

juliette: i’m a little overwhelmed

ben: why?

juliette: cal smiled at me

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calliope: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

juliette: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

calliope: that one. i want that one.