scorpio rat

why is a post about me freaking out over the fact that billie and ariana met getting the most attention any post of mine has gotten?

[amazingphil]

Risky Click

Yo I’m doing a new video called ‘Risky Click’ where I react to mystery links you send me!

Think of something that will make me laugh, scared, or something else totally unexpected  and I will react to it on video! All you have to do is:

1. Get the link you want to send me and use tinyurl.com to hide what it is!

2. Email me at [email protected] - and write a mysterious/cryptic/concerning description of what I’m about to click on without spoiling it. Then just paste that link for me to click and any name if you want a shoutout.

If you link to fan art please only post things you have drawn (or with the artists permission), don’t link anything too gross or that will get me demonetised (lol) and please only submit something once! no spam 👌

THANK and I look forward to taking some risks 😅

[scorpioxrat-blog]

"i got a bad idea"

[silverhawk]

“orange cats are ugly” thats fuckign firestar of thunderclan. have some goddamn respect.

[undertalerina]

[quadrinof]

[scorpioxrat-blog]

dan on danandphilcrafts be like

[scorpioxrat-blog]

thank u so much. it didn't deserve this much attention like c'mon but ty

[incorrectquotesfromphan]

Martyn: *arriving unexpectedly* Why are you naked Phil?

Phil: I … don’t have any clothes

Martyn: *opens closet* You have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Dan, socks…

[pseudophan]

[dab]

[scorpioxrat-blog]

dab's first youtube video be like

[sappho-and-the-lesbos]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The internet has some of the smartest conversations about the dumbest of topics

[scorpioxrat-blog]

aka your whole blog

[scorpioxrat-blog]

i had a freak attack over this in the best way you can imagine

[dankmemeuniversity]

[scorpioxrat-blog]

i feel like i'm gonna faint lmao

[freeunicornhug-deactivated20220]

Here’s a weird thing for you to think about:

PHIL LESTER IS 3 MONTHS OLDER THAN BRENDON URIE

[scorpioxrat-blog]

oh

i-

but phil is literally a toddler??

i feel uneasy about this information

[ng123456789]

antis: wHo staNs daN aNd pHiL iN 2019 theY’rE so irrEleVant noW

phil: posts one instagram story

tumblr:

[scorpioxrat-blog]

we did it again gang

[ng123456789]

you phannies are annoying, and i’m a phannie

that’s like saying “i hate cheese” while eating a cheese toastie jdjdjdjdjjdjdjdj i-

[staff]

Introducing...filters!

Have you ever wanted to double your dog?

How about double your doubled dogs?

Good news! You can do just that, and so much more, with the new camera filters in your Tumblr app.

You now have rainbow filters, a glitch filter, and a neat building blocks filter, filters with mirror effects, and a few more. There’s a dozen waiting to be used on your photos, GIFs, and videos now.

To access these filters, simply:

Open up the Tumblr app (make sure you’ve updated to version 13.1 or later).

Tap the pencil at the bottom of your screen to open the post flower.

Select the GIF, photo, or video post type.

Tap the camera at the top of your screen.

See that disco ball? Tap it with care and open the door to your 12 new best filter friends.

Enjoy! 

Like what you see? Take your best filter pics, tag them #tumblrfilters, and post them to your Tumblr to show them off to the whole community. The #tumblrfilters search is already bubbling with glitchy skies and rainbow dogs.

[scorpioxrat-blog]

as dan once shouted to phil

NOBODY ASKED FOR THAT VERSION

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If we had fur we wouldn’t be using fire as much.

[scorpioxrat-blog]

are u implying that we should all just become furries in order to save the planet?

[pseudophan]

my fucking BOY

[scorpioxrat-blog]

and he's got facial hair now?? he finally hit puberty! they grow so fast