11. Security Guard #267

A member of the SCP unit in the Osha building

[21-fricking-oshas]

Hello! We know all of our OSHA blogs have been dead for like, nearly two years at this point. But lately we've been feeling really nostalgic.

It's weird to say, but we made our first roleplay blog, eviloshaintern (now chaososha), when we were like... 12. Wayyy too young to be on Tumblr, we know. But it was a source of comfort for us (no wonder we made twenty of them). It was kind of our escapism tactic from the real world, shitty home life (which we still have, we're just better at managing it and not wanting to die about it anymore).

The point is, we were thinking about maybe reviving or rebooting one or two of them for a little while, because we think there's still some joy left in all of it. We truly loved writing for it, even if rarely anything ever got finished and it's kinda dead now as a 'fandom'. We're a bit better at self management now, and maybe this time around we won't get so burnt out about it.

So, here's a poll. yes, they're in pairs, it's the only way we could fit all of them.

Which of our OSHA blogs should we revive? Maybe around Christmas?

chaososha + sniperosha

runawayosha + vampirehunterosha

mythologyosha + inventorosha

backgroundcharacterosha + justsomeguyworkingatosha

natureosha + dancerosha

securitycameraosha + corruptosha

thatvampireyknowthecreepyone + warlockosha

oshatherapydepartment + flowermotherosha

runawayslegacyosha + scpsecurityguardosha

mirrorosha + starosha

Voting ended onNov 20, 2024

[runaway-osha]

The New Year's writing boost for the return of Runaway Pendragon. The plan anyway. I will be posting it by the first week of New Year's if all goes as planned and I stay stable enough for that long.

But the plan/set out for it is as follows:

September 8th was her last canonical interaction, with Kishar. The Curse that caused her to be viewed as she sees herself. Which means this is 4 months before New Year's 2023. Due to this she ran away again aside from the going to fight Alaric arc, the Ides Of March (which I never finished.) But her name is Runaway, that is what she's known for. So let's say it caused a really bad mental health break so she decided to get away.

Ran off, unseen this time, or maybe she was seen and just had not been stopped, and she came into contact with Mich very quickly. They then decided that they actually would care about her, like when they took care of her after she was nearly killed by Jack, and tagged along on her 'journy'. The two then ran into Felix, Runaway's lost older brother who Mich told her about, and with reunions, the siblings and half sibling (Mich) were off.

Eventually all three of them found a cure for Runaway's curse, and where it was from, but I don't know much about that yet. Aside from the cure being found, before that, a lot of comfort was needed for Runaway as her self esteem took a huge plummet. Before this, regret of running away again had deeply set in for Runaway, but now it was finally for a reason, the curse being gone, and it made her feel a bit better at least.

Runaway and her older brother/sibling then hunt down a lot of their half-siblings, trying to now have more of a purpose on this journey, getting rid of Alaric. During this they end up meeting a few extended family members that also despise Alaric, and help them by giving advice on more of his kids and their powers. The three even meet a few people who owe Felix or Mich a few favors, that help them throughout this mini-adventure.

Eventually the three, after all these experiences together, everything they have done, they kill Alaric. He is a gone, a few of the siblings learn that he was bad and although they have a hard time accepting it, they still do. Runaway and Felix get a few answers on what happened to their mother and tell each other a bit about what went down after Felix's death was 'faked', more than what was said before anyways.

After this, Felix parts ways. He really can't stay in one place for too long, but he promises he'll stay in touch with Runaway, and he does. Mich doesn't come directly back to OSHA grounds, knowing they probably won't be accepted. They still look out for Runaway however. And Runaway goes home at the beginning of 2023.

She gets back to the castle and really hopes that her family won't freak out too bad. After she has been gone for 4 months, she just knows a lot has happened throughout the time. She just mostly hopes that they don't hate her for leaving, although that is very low on possibility. She jokingly thinks of using the 'my 19th birthday is in a month, please don't freak out' card to avoid anything happening before making her presence known.

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So uh. Take this if I don't manage to write it all! It'll be a lot of I do, so this is a basic rundown.

[runaway-osha]

Hey so uh. I am not dead. This school year has just been difficult and I fell down a mental health indent which I am still sitting in. I have not abandoned this account forever though, I just took a break. And I think next year, 2023, I'll be okay enough to come back. Which is why I have something special planned.

A reason why Runaway was inactive, since I can't do it for all of my like. 21 OSHA accounts, I'll do it for her, arguably my favorite. It's a bit of writing, as I want to write. It will follow what happened after Runaway succeeded in getting away unseen from OSHA.

That's right. After Runaway was (in her last canonical interaction, notably with Kishar) cursed to look like how she feels, I think she ran away from OSHA grounds. She did try to get away unnoticed once before, to fight Alaric. So who's to say she didn't do so again.

This bit of writing I plan to show her running away, unseen this time, to meet up with Mich, and then maybe also her long-lost older brother. Getting her cursed cured. Being gone for around the 4 months, and then ending up when she finally enters OSHA grounds again.

I miss this 'fandom' if that's what to refer to it as, and I'd like to get back into it. So this is how I plan to get back into it. And I hope I get this done over Christmas break, which really seems achievable. I have a bit planned, so I hope those who see this post are just as excited for it as I am.

[the-cinnamon-snail]

Hey!

I have never hit post limit before, so in an hour when it resets, send me everything. I'll reblog this with side blogs of mine.

I just got challenged to hit post limit in the last hour but that's most likely impossible; but I want to try it because even if hitting post limit is unpleasent it seems to be an accomplishment /j

[questions-for-oshas]

Question 6

Is your character easily forgiving? Is there a reason why or why not?

[scp-security-guard-osha]

No, for yknow, pretty much obvious reasons.

[questions-for-oshas]

Question 14

Just for fun, how easy is it to fluster your character? If at all, and preferably on a scale of 1 - 10.

[scp-security-guard-osha]

-10. No explanation needed.

[questions-for-oshas]

Question 12

Does your character have any AUs? If so, do you have a favorite one?

[scp-security-guard-osha]

Yes, only one. It is a good AU though, where 267 stayed Henry, and found Osha some other way.

[21-fricking-oshas]

I FORGOT ABOUT THE MAY DRAWING CHALLENGE I MADE FOR OSHA

YOU CAN ALSO USE PICREW!

[arwyen-nyx]

[livixdunne-blog]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[scp-security-guard-osha]

Do you know of any non-aggressive scp objects capable of teleporting an object to any point?

I need it for a story I'm writing and you're the first person I thought to ask.

Not immediately agressive will have to do for this. SCP 2241 seems to be what you have requested. Although these teleportations have a limit ( 6 meters if I remember correctly), it still can teleport objects.

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

(Here's the article)

[21-fricking-oshas]

Heights! Cannon! Hieghts! Updated! Heights!

MOTHER DEATH'S ACTUAL HIEGHT NOT ALTERED.

[21-fricking-oshas]

How my Osha characters came to- well,

💫OSHA💫

Copper: They had a small room they hid out in, which then decided poof, It's in osha now. It now moves around the osha building as it pleases. Also may be infected with some spirit.

Sinia: Copper found her and brought her back with them. She never left because Copper is so far the only family she has left. She also occasionally sneaks out for a job.

Runaway: Ran into the osha building while hiding from the police, and hid in the walls for a while before coming out. She then proceeded to collect family members like pokemon cards.

Vermillion: Figured out that she was in the past and went to visit Merlyn who had been dead for a while. Stays around because she has found no way back.

Izzy: Needed a new dance studio, a large one, and found one in a totally real 'ad' in a building, turned out to be osha. She kinds just sticks around cause she doesn't need to pay.

Natty: Fought some companies who were definitely going deforestation, ended up getting that curved scar of their's, and tossed into a river, leading to a small pond in osha. Which was evil, and also hated Natty because they 'tainted' the water.

Cameron: Hacked one too many organizations, and eventually found a small hide out place after sneaking into the osha building. Connected all security cameras and added more, all without being caught somehow.

Meeai: The osha building felt off to them, so Meeai investigated the 'paranormal' activity, being a diety themselves. A giant room, first floor a library, opened up to them after they entered osha.

Inventor: Practically same thing as Izzy, needed a brand new workshop that wouldn't mind noise and wouldn't blow up; leading them to osha and sticking around because they didn't need to pay.

File: They don't remember, I don't know yet, let's just say they felt attracted to the building and hang around because they don't know where else to go.

267: He is here because of the SCP Site inside of the osha building which really can't do much about anything. He doesn't leave because he is required to stay to be a security guard.

Mich: They stay around to watch watch over Runaway and occasionally report back to the POSSD (Piece Of Shit Sperm Doner). Also because they think the mansion is a drag.

Aspen: He got here by letting Alatar wander around in a forest which then led the two to Merlyn's castle, where he stays. He doesn't leave because Alatar doesn't tell him too and Merlyn is nice.

Death Family: The Porcelain Twins and Rot find a dresser/cabinet that they step in to for laughs, which then lets them into a dresser in an old abandond room in Osha, to which they respond, "Cool!"

Here is the canon arrival stuff/scenes!

[death-family-osha]

INTRO POST FOR THE DEATH FAMILY!

Mother Death! She Has Crows. She Stopped Counting Her Age After 1000.

Lilith! Mother Death's Zombie Fiance. Not Feral, Also Around 300-ish.

Jasper! Mother Death's Eldest Child. Kinda Edgy, But Sweet Enough When You Get To Know Him. Actually Quite Young, 27-ish I'd Say.

Zachariah! Jasper's Boyfriend! A... Spirit? Demon? Thing? Pretty Jokey, But Kinda Scary. Anywhere From 24 - 28.

Rot! Yknow That One Out Of Place Cousin Who Was Kinda Adopted? This Is Them. About 16/17-ish, And Very Good With Steampunk Like Machines.

The Porcelain Twins, Stella And Della! About 14 I Would Say, And Unseperatable. If You Seperate Them They Will Start Stabbing Very Violently.

[21-fricking-oshas]

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you: Runaway, Aspen (Alatar Controlling), Meeai

Looks like they could kill you, but is a cinnamon roll: Natty, Inventor, Henry (Past 267)

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Aspen, Copper, Izzy,

Looks like they could kill you, could kill you: Sinia, Vermillion, Cameron, File, 267, Mich

[warlockosha]

Okay so. Who/What *is* Alatar??

Alright!

Alatar is (a creature of my own design if this already exists please tell me) what I call a Soul-Stealer! Kind of self explanatory but I will explain anyways.

Soul-Stealers are creatures who tend to latch on to people in need. Think sick, elderly, abused, etc. They pretend to be nice, helping them a lot, even if they seem a bit stand offish. After a while they get less nice, but by the time that happens, the person they latched onto depends on them too much.

Because Soul-Stealers can heal injuries and block off sicknesses. Now this doesn't seem bad, but think about this. Your body has been getting healed immediately by an outside source, so there's no need for your body to use healing functions. But then you get a cut without that outside force, your body isn't ready to heal it and fails to close the wound, making death to blood loss very possible.

Or, think of the same thing but with your immune system. You haven't gotten sick with anything due to said outside force, and then you catch a fever. Your immune system has probably forgotten how to deal with ilnesses, and then the fever will be much worse. And if you get anything worse, death becomes a very possible outcome.

Anyways, the Soul-Stealers help, and then become less nice. After this, the person seems to get less and less like themselves, almost a shell. This is because of the Soul-Stealers slowly draining the body away of energy more and more, until a lifeless husk is left behind and the Soul-Stealer has become powerful enough to survive on it's own.

On seperate occasions the Soul-Stealer will just inhabit the husk and use it like a body suit for protection. Another thing is that it is very hard to detect a Soul-Stealer, and nigh impossible to get rid of one after you realise it's taking away energy from a person. There's an incantation to get rid of it, which I will not currently release.

I think that's it! Hope this went in-depth enough!

[warlockosha]

JEEZ I JUST REALIZED HOW MUCH I WROTE

[audacityinblack]

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