[fakehistory]

Egyptian farmers in 3100 BC after figuring out how to divert water from the nile river to water their crops

[cursedcatimages]

[missbashfulface]

My bf walked in on me watching this and said, “why can’t you like watch porn or something?”

[h0odrich]

[lolfactory]

[allisonmoon]

That face is priceless.

[blackhipsteraesthetic]

this is why black people don’t fuck around in the wilderness. deer be falling out of trees and shit.

[onlyblackgirl]

What kinda shit……

[sapphicnymph-deactivated2016020]

I love that there’s a warning for falling deer but nothing about “oh by the way there are LEOPARDS HERE maybe watch out for them too”

[nicollekidman]

i have so much beef with the concept of time 

[overlordleaveshiswife-deactivat]

[smellyoldblanket]

[tooiconic]

[biteitwhenitssoft]

why does everyone make those relateable posts about depression meals and list stuff like, half a potato chip and forgetting eat but no one ever talks about the other half of people who overeat from depression? no one talks about gouging yourself with food the second you feel bad because somehow youre convinced food will make you feel better but it doesnt so you keep eating until it does? the weight gain? feeling sick from eating so much? eating an entire bag of chips and a whole carton of ice cream in one sitting without knowing it?? feeling even worse because youre making yourself so ill???

why does no one remember this symptom?

[706softly-deactivated20180911]

Because of fatphobia. Plus it doesn’t fit the “cute sad waif” side of depression that everyone keeps romanticizing.

[whitetears365-deactivated202009]

[ruxbennett]

mood

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

I’M NOT GOING TO SAY THIS AGAIN.

Yes, I AM Fergalicious, and so delicious.

BUT

I 👏 ain’t 👏 promiscuous 👏

(and???? if you were suspicious? ?? All that shit is fictitious)

[fuks]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bgjjgbjxxv-deactivated20200818]

Jake is such a mood

[forever90s]

[bob-belcher]

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

🤔🤔🤔

[hyperjet3524]

Ya’ll doing amazing sweeties.

[sealpremacy]

how the turn tables

[blackwoolncrown]

why would they need to do that? Does it cause them distress or something to be away from their families???? i don’t get it

[squeezemetillipop]

If they didn’t want to be separated from their families they shouldn’t have joined ICE

[tears-in-the-screendoor]