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Anna | 32 | she/her | Marmeladeskies on ao3

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I've started organizing my GCU prompt fills into cohesive works on ao3 📝

Luca/Yannick prompt fills

Eric/Kyle prompt fills

Scott/Kip prompt fills

Hollanov prompt fills

Troy/Harris prompt fills

Fabian/Ryan prompt fills

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Mpreg!verse

Omegaverse

[nikoisme]

Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

[nikoisme]

The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here

[marmelade-sky]

in your mpreg!verse, is hollanov's older daughter autistic? :) if you want, could you write something about that? thank you for your ficlets!

yesss thank you for recognizing that :)

my ask box is still open for gcu/hr prompts <3

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"Papa?" Anastasia lovingly took Ilya's face in her hands, giving him a serious look. He noticed the eye contact, which was nice.

"Yes, angel?"

"Can you shut up please?" she asked in the sweetest voice, "It's quiet time now. You are talking all the time."

Behind her, at the kitchen counter, Ilya could see Shane slap his hand over his mouth, trying very hard not to laugh.

Ilya himself had to school his features into a serious expression. "Yes, you're right, it's quiet time. I'm sorry for talking." Whenever Emmy went down for a nap, it was quiet time. And Anastasia took Quiet Time very seriously. "But telling somebody to shut up sounds rude, and people might be hurt when you say this."

She frowned at him, hands still on his face, slowly rubbing her palms over his beard now.

"What can you say instead?" Ilya asked.

"Um," she said, her little mouth forming a thoughtful like; it made her look a lot like Shane. "Papa, can you please be quiet?"

"Yes, thank you. I will be quiet now." He gave her a smile, and pursed his lips for a kiss. She held still, letting him kiss his cheek.

"You can read a book," she told him very seriously, "It's good for your brain." Shane's words.

With that, she retracted back under her weighted blanket.

Ilya joined Shane at the kitchen island. With a smirk, Shane pushed a mug of coffee at him. Ilya grinned, reaching out to stroke Shane's belly.

"Quiet time is serious business," Shane said under his breath.

"Very," Ilya confirmed with a soft laugh.

Shane sighed, watching their older daughter read, curled up like a cat under her blanket.

Ilya knew it worried him, how things would work out with the new baby. Anastasia was okay, now, but she needed her routines, her comforting spaces and rhythms. The new baby would interrupt those.

They hadn't told the girls yet, but soon, they would. And they had talked about it with Anastasia's therapist already, how to best prepare her for the baby.

Still.

Sometimes, when Ilya looked at her, he saw Shane: the earnest softness, the sensitive soul, the endearing unawareness.

Every day, she was learning more, getting better, being herself.

And how could he not love that, dearly and deeply?

When Ilya returned to the sofa, coffee in hand, and sat down next to her, a small hand darted out from under the blanket, grabbing his wrist. Ilya let her take his hand, and pull it to her cheek. She rested her head on his palm, the way she had done for years, and like always, it made Ilya's heart clench with so much love that it almost brought tears to his eyes.

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can you maybe do Yannick finding out about the plane

ohhh ouch! love it. feat. yannick's ex.

my ask box is still happily open for gcu/hr prompts <3

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"Oh, fuck."

Yannick's heart dropped into the bottom of his stomach like a rock.

Ottawa Hockey Team's Plane Catches Fire, the title of the article reads. His hands started shaking instantly.

"Hm, what?" Timo looked up from his own phone. They were lying in bed next to each other, Timo on his stomach, Yannick sitting up, leaning against the headboard. Upon reading the news, his entire body had curled in on himself involuntarily.

"Wait-" He skimmed the article, his heart hammering.

...mechanical failure...emergency landing...

"What?" Timo repeated, sitting up, curiously looking at Yannick's phone screen.

"My... my ex's team was in a plane crash," Yannick replied absent-mindedly.

"Shit, is he okay?" Timo asked.

Yannick kept scrolling.

There it was.

...fortunately unharmed.

Yannick let out a huge breath, forehead falling forward into his hands. "...they're fine."

"Oh, good," Timo said, sounding like he was replying to an update on the weather.

When Yannick was still breathing heavy after a few seconds, head still in his hands, trying to calm down his nervous system, he reached out to pet his back. "Hey, it's okay."

But it wasn't.

It wasn't okay, not at all. Because, what if?

What if that text thread stayed archived forever? What if Luca never got to see that password protected note in Yannick's phone?

And what if Yannick would never be able to let him go, even with a hot, kind man in his bed next to him?

All of these questions, which were usually a neatly kept and hidden background noise, kept crashing in with the force of a tsunami now. Yannick felt nauseous.

"Nothing happened, right?" Timo tried again, "Why does this phase you so much? You're shaking."

Yannick let out a sharp breath. "I don't know, it just... it just shocked me." Because really, explaining it all to Timo, who was kind, but sometimes had the emotional depth of a teaspoon, was just too much. Even leaving the whole ex-boyfriend of it all out of the equation.

"Hmm." Timo sat up and tried to pull him into a hug, but Yannick moved out of his arms.

"Sorry." He swung his legs out of bed, "I think I need... I need a glass of water or something." He paused, running a hand through his hair, "Or a cigarette."

"Oh, okay." Timo looked up at him from the bed, clearly confused. They'd had this argument over and over again; Yannick trying to explain that he just felt things deeply, and that he couldn't flat-affect his way through life, putting his head down and only letting it out on the playing field like Timo did.

Yannick was tired of explaining.

"...I'll be right back."

"Baby," Timo called after him, and Yannick looked back over his shoulder at him, expecting a clumsy yet endearing attempt at comforting him.

"Are we still going to have sex before bed?"

Yannick's mouth fell open, but nothing came out. "That's really not what I've got on my mind right now."

"You can think about it." Timo gave him a lopsided grin.

Yannick stared at him for a second, then wordlessly turned, leaving the bedroom.

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HEATED RIVALRY | 1.05 I'll Believe in Anything

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

top five hugest most blow up fights shane and ilya have while married? pleaseeeeeeeeeee

this is such a beautiful question thank you so much for coming to me with this 🙏 I think most of their fights are like Ilya needling and Shane going, "Do you ever the fuck up?" and then they don't talk for 10 minutes to 2 hours and come back and give half-hearted apologies that are mostly more because they are embarrassed than actually because they're actually sorry, but here are my top five actual blow up fights not in any actual order:

Ilya is telling Shane about how he used to skip school on his mama's bad days where she wouldn't be able to get out of bed and make her tea and Shane makes a face and says, "You shouldn't have had to take care of her. You were just a kid."

When Shane finds out Ilya let him win at rummy one time (because he didn't want to play the stupid card game, Hollander) and it deteriorates into yelling about if he let him win here, where the fuck else did he let him win?

Reoccurring blow up fights about Ilya going on medication that usually something like "I don't want to rely on pills for the rest of my life, Shane." "Well its that or I fucking uninstall the locks on the bathroom, Ilya!". These get especially worse after Svetlana visits and lets slip the one time Ilya did swallow a bunch of pills and she had to break down the bathroom door and stick her fingers down his throat when they were 15.

They are already having a fight about something (Shane scheduling a sponsorship meeting on a day off, Ilya telling the Centaurs that he can't go out because Shane won't let him, if Shane is being too hard on Haas, etc.) and Ilya goes, "Why don't you just get on your knees, Hollander?" and Shane is immediately madder than he's ever been in his entire life.

Ilya accidentally sends a money transfer to Alexei (for his niece) from their joint account and when Shane asks about it and Ilya's like, "Oh, sorry that was supposed to be from my account." and Shane's like, "I just don't understand how you can send him money. He's just going to fucking snort it."

[bigriceenthusiast]

imo a huge thing in the hayden discourse is the fact that a lot of us in the fandom are literally Homotron 3000 (myself included) and that really skews our perspective

like yes downright bigotry is never okay i am not defending that but the whole reason these characters are interesting is because they have to navigate queerness and unpack their internalized toxicity in a space where, for all intents and purposes, they're The First Gay Person Ever

the expert always overestimates what's common knowledge or however it goes

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or something

[bleekay]

shane who doesn't really do pet names calling rose babe because that's what a good straight boyfriend would do and rose calls him babe back so he's like i am getting a good grade in performative heterosexuality but then they break up and he's gay and rose keeps calling him babe because turns out she calls all her close friends babe no matter their gender and so he just keeps calling her babe too and if other guys think it's because he's trying to get back with her he doesn't really care but it's actually a term of endearment reserved for his girl best friend and ilya absolutely fucking hates it he hates it so much

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OP's tags:

#ilya: you never call me babe 😒😒#shane: yeah idk the word feels kind of unromantic to me now#i could call you baby?#ilya (as red as shane has ever seen him): sure whatever. if u want

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🐶🌤️🍓🌊

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spent the day near the austrian border today and sorry babes but luca and yannick are definitely moving back here at some point

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new chapter of team dads hollanov out now 🩷

[darlingofdots]

[hockey bro voice] does he. you know. play for ottawa?

[lavenderprose]

To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.

[vamphours]

my heated rivalry hyperfixation will not be leaving me anytime soon i fear

[dubiousculturalartifact]

“I can’t believe when I read the books and found out Scott Hunter is only three years older than Shane and Ilya!”

Okay, but Scott Hunter is CLEARLY intended to be older in the show than in the books?

-He was played by a 39 year old actor.

-They added the scene during the NHL Awards in 2011 where Scott congratulates Shane on being Rookie of the Year. In it Shane calls him ‘Mr Hunter’ & is flustered in the way you would talk to someone you’ve admired for a relatively long time, not someone only three years older. Scott also self deprecatingly refers to himself as an ‘old fuck’.

-in the fight between them in 2013, Shane yells at Scott that he’s “45 years old”. That’s clearly an exaggeration, but while Ilya is a troll who might say that to a 25 year old who is only three years older than him, I don’t think Shane would use hyperbole to that great an extent.

-Scott meets Kip in 2013, instead of 2016 like in the book, making him at MINIMUM six years older than Shane and Ilya, if the rest of the timeline stays the same. In the same episode he is also at point in his career when he’s in a slump, describes the current season as one he ‘needs to win’ to prove himself, and sports commentators are already trying to imply he’s washed up.

Book canon is not always the same as show canon, and that's okay.

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god i fucking looooove writing huge fights

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i love my favorite canon heated rivalry ships, such as rose landry/svetlana vetrova and brandon wiebe/david hollander