"Out of Context Chat" starters
"right you still have sun there"
"listen, we're going right to hell after this anyways."
"totally bullshitting to get things right"
"nah cause i'm not THAT big of a bitch"
"want to just wing this shit"
"Maybe cuz he's still a flying douche"
"You better be getting your ass up for a walk"
"I am gonna be a fucking gentlemen to your boyfriend"
"SHUT UP I WAS BORN THIS WAY"
"I enjoy tormenting French fries"
"JESUS CHRIST YOU DISNEY PRINCESS"
"How to make things worse 101"
"Cause of depression: fucking dumbasses"
"There's a lot of similarities between that and a baby kitten but they aren't the same thing!"
"picture me shoving my desk out of the way, papers everywhere, furiously reading"
"it's mid night what is life"
"Was it a long few days with fuck nuts and mrs. fuck nuts?"
"You're a terrible influence."