never knows best

Tristen. Miami. 22. A dude but not a man. He/She/They. Occasionally NSFW

[kuttithevangu]

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

[purified-zone]

i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis

[kuttithevangu]

Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost

[eff-word]

This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.

So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away

[stuffandsundry]

ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.

[glitterythug]

[theoreocat]

The wonderful thing about Oreos

Is Oreos are wonderful things!

Their tops are made out of rubber

Their bottoms are made out of springs!

[brbjellyfishing]

[secret-aardvark]

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

[saywhat-politics]

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

[sheepgirlwizard-deactivated2025]

[beinggigantic]

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

[beinggigantic]

this one did u see it

[beinggigantic]

did u see this

[kristina100000]

straight male directors really express their fetishes thru cinema just like that

[gunsandfireandshit]

Yeah

[pileofknives]

This looks like a frame from a webcomic making fun of Tarantino but it’s Real

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Imagine if Obama served Wendy’s lmao

[maybeantonioj]

😂😂😂

[wingkink]

By the way the local New Zealand drama right now is that there’s this family of British tourists in the country right now that have, on their own, been such god awful visitors that the national news and like half the country is following their exploits and they got a deportation notice. Like we literally have nothing else better to do in this country.

[wingkink]

They’ve been in the country 5 fucking days ok not even a week. And it started a few days ago when some people Snapchatted them leaving HEAPS of rubbish behind at Takapuna beach (one of the most expensive suburbs in the country) and people were like “hey can you pick that up” and the family got real aggressive about it including this kid who could not have been more than 5 being like “ill bash ya fookin head in m8” and this was ALL over Facebook and allegedly they were all drunk too

Then later this same family was pulled over for their kids not being in proper car seats, so they got taken to the dpt store to buy some, no biggie, but u know the connection was made that this is the same family from earlier in the week.

Then yesterday the police got called in Hamilton to a Burger King where the SAME FAMILY is like, harassing staff and demanding free food, trying to walk through the drive thru and even after police were called it took like an hour to get them to leave

Now one of the woman has been arrested for robbing some sunglasses and soft drinks or something from a gas station ehdhfgrhejehehhs

I think there was more stuff. And apparently they were real fucking terrible on the flight here too. But overall the situation is just SO funny, like sure they were rude to retail workers and stole some stuff but the whole country is riled the fuck up because they left rubbish all over our beach and you do NOT get away with that shit

[caniscaballus]

‘Pig’ British tourists to be deported from New Zealand

fucking wild lmao

[yimmypee]

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[yimmypee]

[6lackranger]

The commentary got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂

[kaiju-emperor]

*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground* “I don’t where the fuck that came from.”

[cyberdramon]

[avoidantcactus]

Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

[botesregias-deactivated20180419]

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

[gothicprep]

i have but i also have, like, real problems

[naamahdarling]

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible. We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap. I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest. Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes. If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.

[cherry52011]

“Millennials” are more human than their previous generations imo

[vegannerdgirl]

“You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?”

“i have but i also have, like, real problems”

This has such a baby boomer vs. millennial energy and i think about this exchange everyday

[shesnake]

On the set of The Handmaiden (2016) dir. Park Chan-wook

Scans from Korean and German editions’ photobooks

[angelicguy]

why are m and n so similar in sound and shape. theres no other pair of letters like that

[looking4myson]

there’s actually some really cool history behind this, but im not going to tell you

[angelicguy]

100 percent fine with that

[oneinchbarrier]

[beyonslayed]

Tumblr face cleaning regimen from 2013 to 2015 is the reason why dermatologists will have job security until we all die cause y'all used to say some wild shit

[beyonslayed]

*tumblr 2013 blogger voice* so I bathe my face in a tub 100% salylic acid, then I apply lemon juice to even out my skin tone, followed by a baking soda and vinegar face mask, then I crack an egg on my face just before I go to bed and wash it off 3 days later