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(No nazis, transphobes, pedos, or bullies please!) Hello there! I am a goat child who likes to scream and is confused. I make shitposts! I also tag things a lot. Feel free to give your soul to the void!

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Me: here's an educational post where I go over several different examples about this topic and explain it in-depth

Everyone: we want the shitpost

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There's something about seeing plump pillows in aesthetic photos... They just come with the innate desire to smack one of them over a sibling's head and start a pillow fight.

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Every day I am reminded that there are those of you out there who don't have to deal with bugs each and every single day.

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Me: huh I wonder why my back is hurting

Also me: *has sleeping positions that look like I'm at a rave*

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So wearing thin gloves prevents me from typing out a text message, but pancakes can use the touch screen on my phone just fine? Fine then, phone. Be that way.

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Girls Like Girls plays in the background as the camera zooms in on my corpse. I have been killed from Tumblr's inability to correct the tiny typo on my post that has been stressing me out ever since I noticed it

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Me, looking at what Pinterest has recommended to me as "anatomy drawings": You know, I don't think the average person has wires coming out of their face, but who knows? I could be wrong

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When will my computer's ability to function come home from the store?

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"Happy April Fool's!" Where is this fool of April that I keep hearing of? And what of his is happy?

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I admire the people who actually pay attention to the plot of Love Nikki; I'm just over here trying to collect as many clothes as I can and win as much as I can

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Tumblr: *recommends me a post with a tag I follow only for the post to be hidden because it has a tag I blocked in it*

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*comes back from a long art session* *blinks and hisses at Tumblr like a vampire to sunlight*

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Vote for Bernie Sanders as tribute to the bunny Bernie, the mascot of Annie's Mac n Cheese

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I have no idea how to write suspense I just go with the emotion flow and hope it works

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Me: *brushes my hurt finger against something*

Me: *squealing like a hurt kitten* Mewwwww!

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Me: *sees an ant got on me* ah

Me: *crushes the ant and tosses away its corpse* fuck

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Love finding out there's some discourse going on that I'm not involved in. It's freeing to not be caught up in whatever the hell is going on