screwthis

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[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[brightlotusmoon]

[guooey]

[catboybiologist]

Mutuals I’m doing this to you

[catboybiologist]

Mutuals I’m doing this to you again

[izzetheking]

my fave movie is spy kids and  my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash

and im ike

Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

[izzetheking]

im 26

[izzetheking]

Now I Am Almost Fourty

[housegoblin]

lifes so hard

[veryluckyclovers]

[catasters]

[happymeals27]

[shoomlah]

Fun fact: I drew this Lunchables ad during my first summer working at Neopets

[jagged-pass]

Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire Commercial

[lesbiangunshow]

did the guy just poison his own mudkip with his seviper

[jacquerel]

to be fair he can’t see the screen right now

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

"I don't see any god up here. But from here the Earth is beautiful, without borders or divisions."

The first words of a human in space.

Soviet Cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin, April 12, 1961.

Thanks to Clara Statello

[theabigailthorn]

wholesome non-toxic Yuri

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[jorolle]

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

your hearts not even in it

[sud-e-magia]

DogPhone will let dog use phone

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[bingomann]

[seerofmike]

i need you guys to look at this fuckign post

[idekwthmuistb]

Oh hold on

[idekwthmuistb]

"I AM ⬛️ A unicorn"

Yknow what, that person's sister had a vision and I fucks with it

[cellberry]

Love the little guys dancing at their feet.

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.