black magic woman

i am jess and i live canberra the nation's capital instagram.com/jsica_a

[screamtheearth]

do ur in text referencing as u write ur facts or u may die 

[screamtheearth]

ok it was like 600 of a 2500 word essay due tomorrow but only god can judge me

[screamtheearth]

like so many words

[screamtheearth]

i just wrote so many words on the league of nations so many words

[mell0wfell0w-deactivated2021081]

*starts to sober up*

me: i can’t take this

[screamtheearth]

some girl on facebook jst trying to make a cute status: my bf is such a jerk! he ate all my leftover chinese food! THANKS A LOT, steve :P

a dreaded nice guy, who has been lurking online all night in hopes he would see something like this: FOR THE RECORD, if you were my gf, i would never eat your leftover chinese food. I would treat u like a queen and buy u the whole restaurant. it's amusing to me... how little this "man" respects you. perhaps that's why he is simply your boyfriend and not your... Manfriend

[screamtheearth]

things that don't break white male gamer's immersion: dragons, magic, made up metals, impossibly large weapons, eating 50 potatoes while in combat, riding a horse up a 90 degree cliff

things that break white male gamer's immersion: realistic armor for women, black people

[liza--joy-deactivated20160812]

Telling other girls that they look pretty is like cracking a glow stick full of positivity and female friendship

[konagrown-deactivated20160605]

say out loud every nice thought you have

[alexhimmi]

The other day at school, I told a girl I liked her umbrella, and it surprised her so much, that she loudly blurted “they’re on sale at Target!!!” and it was just funny and cute.

[lyricfanatic]

Yesterday I was boarding my plane home and I just had to tell the stewardess that I loved her hair! Glorious, multicolored curly natural afro and just as I’m telling her she stops me and tells me how much she loves my jacket.

#girls complimenting other girls 2015

[need-a-cali-fit-bod]

👩‍❤️‍👩

[therealopheliatagloff-deactivat]

SAY OUT LOUD EVERY NICE THOUGHT YOU HAVE

[thatadult]

[414lilj-deactivated20170902]

LMFAOOOOO

[wittlebb]

I’m the sunglasses

[pinkfuneral-deactivated09340983]

if ur not ready to raise a kid that could be trans ur not ready to be a parent

[julian2006]

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

[kylie]

*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

[horseysurprise-blog]

[sprousetwinsblog]

[gilestori-blog]

[officialwhitegirls]

[weirdnessisgood]