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[earthdad]

two worms at dinner

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is(:

worm 1: (:

[chouncazzodicasino]

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

Hide and seek.

[piggytailsandpacifiers-deactiva]

I lost my shit at the one behind the couch pillow.

[queencurry-deactivated20180627]

fun fact (that won’t make this any less cute, I promise): children this age likely have not fully developed object permanence yet, so they think that just because they can’t see you, that means you can’t see them

hence the towels over the heads

[tiktokarchive]

[sour-charity]

[ecology-of-the-inhuman]

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[kosciuszkovevo-deactivated20200]

It’s back!

[j-sillabub]

I looked this up because I had to know what it’s from. It’s a film called The Gay Deceivers (1969), and it’s about two straight men who, seeking to avoid the draft, claim to be gay, but then have to keep up the pretense when the army places them under surveillance.

The man in the red cardigan in the clip was played by Michael Greer, who was openly gay himself - unusual for the time. He actually worked closely with the director and rewrote much of the film’s dialogue to reduce the homophobia and make it more realistic. As a result it’s quite progressive for its time, having a gay character, played by a gay man, living in a happy same-sex relationship, which is more than a lot of media offers us today.

Plus the clip is delightful.

[wahbegan]

I just looked it up on wikipedia and fucking

The twist is that even after the pair is caught, they are not inducted into the military. The Army investigators assigned to watch them are themselves gay and are trying to keep straight people out of the Army.

EDFIAWFOWEFUHSFUIHOFIUHFOIFUHFOIUH

[fairylightsphil]

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[just-shower-thoughts]

Big cereal told us that candy with milk on it is a good way to start the day and we all liked the idea too much to question it.

[acollectionofhalftruths]

Anakin’s not stupid; he’s just 23

[captaingondolin]

I didn't even know how to be a PERSON at 23, imagine being a Jedi, a general, husband, father, CHOSEN ONE, being responsible for a whole Padawan, for the lives of soldiers, having to deal with high-stakes missions ALL the time??? I wouldn’t be able to cope, let alone Not Become A Sith

[aces-to-apples]

I’m 23 as we speak and you can bet your ass that if some moldy sith lord who’s spent a decade and a half cozying up to me tells me he can give me unlimited magical Force powers? i’m going for it

[straightboyfriend]

[xiaq]

Also: If I’m not going to make money from it, why should I help save the world from a global pandemic???

[9thbutterfly]

[dr-dendritic-trees]

The people who discovered insulin patented it for a dollar each so it would be affordable when it was discovered too.

[dimitris670]

Also like saying a vaccine should be free means the country will shoulder the cost not the individuals. That doesn’t mean the people who created it didn’t get paid. Not to mention said people will be basically swimming in work forever. And no one’s gets in research to get rich anyway. 99 precent of people in research make less money than people practicing medicine.

[businessinsider]

[constant-diablerie]

i want to hide in a box to relieve stress

[antique-scarecrow]

cats make perfect sense actually

[gluttonousgoddess]

I would think cats would realize knocking stuff off causes us to get angry at them, as they just broke a bowl we paid good money for.

[agent-farah-hauville]

Bold of you to assume cats don’t find it amusing to break our shit

[gentlesharks]

Baby Blacktip Reef shark!

[autistic-dumbass]

One day that tiny baby will be a big shark able to rip people to shreds

[gentlesharks]

most blacktip reef sharks are no more than 5.5ft long when mature. not only that, blacktip reef sharks are timid and shy, with no fatal human attacks documented. don’t comment stuff like this on my posts, save it for another post and stay off mine. thanks

[one-in-lemillion]

gentlesharks has hAD IT

[justpudding-deactivated20210818]

oh to b a elementary school girl’s clay creation.... so very small and very loved

[awesome-picz]

People Are Sharing Photos Of Their Cats In Quarantine.

[vympr]

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

[sassytail]

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

[sunidelphia-archive]

tumblr:

me:

[cuddlydemons]

I sat here… like an absolute dumbass…

[darlingsterns]

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

[darlingsterns]

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

[h1king33k]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4Zm-Aa74Y&t=2613s

[drek-odradek-deactivated2022031]

omg BLESS YOU for the link and the time stamp that was as glorious as described by the OP

[bythestardoggedmoon]

Y’all failed to mention that HE posted the video HIMSELF and liked every single comment oh my god

[shinelikethunder]

you: “chaotic lawful” isn’t a valid character alignment this guy: …hold my beer

[marisatomay]

[marisatomay]