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it's getting cremple in here ! arts and plays and other! he him

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transitioning moments like when you wake up in a cold sweat wondering if traditional manliness can't accept your favorite things like : going out for a cute coffee and treat

[charish-cherish]

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will be me as soon as outside isn't as hot and smoky as actual hell

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she has a quenchion

[thanksiloveyou]

2014 average url: tumblring-in-the-tardis

2026 average url: weemp

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

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now I know what condensation is but it still feels like my water is escaping

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I walked home in the dark with no headphones and I smelled my abusive ex boyfriends laundry detergent on the wind and so then I felt all fucked up and melancholy the rest of the way home. but it's good to grow up. and I never imagined I'd only think of him when a smell hit me and not all the time

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this guy called me a faggot a bunch on the bus the other day but he also asked me if I've ever seen an alien cry tears of fear. now that's an interesting one to think about. tell me again about how the cia poisoned your weed

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[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

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# my housing aplication

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today I finished lolita and started I who have never known men ! and in the middle I watched Jennifer's body so what I'm saying is I've had a day where I've felt many types of ways about men

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how many lana del rey coquette """"nymphett3"""" lolita (not the fashion) bloggers have read the book by Vladimir Nabokov?? and do those choice few not feel the cognitive dissonance?? or is that just normal and cool. because if so I think Nabokov would be spinning throwing up in his casket

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this bus could be on a storm-tossed ocean for all the goddamned lurching we're doing over here

[dogpuppy]

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feliz cumpleaños a mí

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[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[salvagethevixin]

The fact this isn’t done automatically by hospitals feels downright criminal

[segamascott]

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@cootieful invented this actually

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my night job ends june 14 and then I will have gotten 250,000 steps throughout the process of this production and then what the hell will I do. go to the gym???