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[stolentweets]

[dwisewh0re]

Sam: Thanos is coming

Steve: *sees Tony wearing the new suit*

Steve: So am I

[shan101pi-deactivated20211030]

A Little Mermaid Au….

[fancymaul-deactivated20200718]

[a-gent-galahad]

♔ KINGSMAN GIVEAWAY ♔

No, you are not hallucinating, this really is my next giveaway. I have a lot of awesome official promotional merchandise that was made for distribution to Chinese audiences. To celebrate the DVD/Blu-ray release of Kingsman: The Golden Circle and because I love you guys (seriously, this is the BEST FANDOM anyone could be in), I am giving it ALL away in one huge single lot prize. The prize includes:

Bathrobe with embroidered ‘K’ symbol

T-shirt printed as Eggsy’s orange tuxedo

Lanyard with metal ‘K’ symbol keychain

Kingsman glasses (not screen accurate but still official gear)

‘K’ symbol mobile phone ring bracket (THEY MADE THE THINGY)

Statesman ‘S’ and Kingsman ‘K’ lapel pins

Stickers, tattoo transfers and postcard set

One Kingsman and one Statesman canvas shopping bag

To enter this giveaway, you must:

Be following me

Reblog this post

Be willing to provide a name and address for me to send the prize to, should you win

And that’s it! You can reblog as many times as you want but please do not spam your followers. Spamming (more than 1 reblog within a single 24hr period) will disqualify you from the giveaway. I will select the winner at random. Don’t worry about shipping costs, I will cover that no matter where in the world you want me to send it to. Closing date for entries is 12th January 2018 (GMT +8). I will notify the winner via instant messaging, so please ensure that you have this feature switched on around the closing date. If there is no response after 48hrs, I will randomly select an alternative winner.

Good luck!

[theavengers]

Tessa Thompson behind the scenes of ‘Thor: Ragnarok’

[jadestitch]

I didn’t notice this while watching the film but: they gave her heels? WTF? Who thinks that any warrior of any race or gender in their right mind would want to do that?

[jenniferrpovey]

You weren’t meant to notice those in the film. Those are not “her armor has heels”

Those are stage lifts designed to make the actor look taller/the correct height for the character. You’ll see them a lot in behind the scenes clips - and not just on women either (in fact, RDJ wears them all the time to make him the right height relative to Chris Evans, ‘cause RDJ is short. Tom Cruise also wears lifts in a lot of his movies, because the guy is TINY). Tessa Thompson is only 5′4. She needs that extra height to look convincing as Valkyrie.

[manic-intent]

Remember when they had to build a ramp so Natalie Portman wouldn’t look weird kissing Chris Hemsworth XD;; I laughed, and yet, I’m only about 7cm taller than her so it was kinda an ugly laugh 

[pumpkinapplemuffins]

Check out those extreme platform boots on Haldir (Craig Parker) from Lord of the Rings :)

[hackedmotionsensors]

Look if we’re gonna point out anyone’s high heels lets not forget the best one 

[lord-yamada]

It was at this moment that Hal knew he fucked up.

[drawingpankake]

I was watching Superman the animated Serie and realized Supes’ outfit looks a lot like booty shorts with a yellow belt holding them. I couldn’t resist.    

A Bonus: 

[geekymerch]

To celebrate the announcement of the 13th Doctor we’re giving away a bundle of awesome Doctor Who prizes! Here’s what’s up for grabs:

Your choice of one 13th Doctor necklace from Chimeric Garnish

“TARDIS” nail polish from Incidental Twin

TARDIS mug with lid, as seen on ThinkGeek

TARDIS bow tie from the Speicher Tie Company

Embroidered 13th Doctor patch from NerdyKeppie

Be sure to check out the shops and items featured, and support the sellers that have helped to make this happen!

The giveaway is open internationally, and one winner will be randomly chosen on 27th August. You can see more details as well as full T&Cs here.

Click here to enter through Gleam

[rubyvroom]

watching all of trump’s cronies turning on each other would be hilarious if they weren’t supposed to be running the country right now. It’s kind of like overhearing a ridiculous slap fight in the cockpit of the airplane you’re in mid-flight

[rubyvroom]

I would post about the latest thing but instead I’m just gonna reblog this every time

[scribemd]

Batfam as Tweets and Tumblr Shitposts™

Dick: Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

Steph: That was deep

Tim: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

Steph: That was deeper

Jason: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie YOU NASTY!

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Tim: What if trees cried because we started eating their fruit because their fruit is basically their babies. So every time we eat an apple or something, we're eating a tree baby

Damian: *Slowly backs away from the fruit bowl looking stricken*

Bruce: *Not looking up from his newspaper* we're eating their ovaries actually

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Jason: That feeling you get when you're angry

Dick: Anger

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Steph: Boys are so lucky to have boners to tell them when they're horny because girls are just like damn am I horny or am I hungry or am I bored I don't know I don't have a dick

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Jason: If I cut off my foot and like swing it at your head am I kicking or hitting you?

Tim: You'll most likely mentally scar me more than anything else

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Dick: Carpe diem seize the day. Carpe noctem seize the night. Carpe natem seize the ass.

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Jason: 80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% don't care

Tim: That's 110%

Jason: 20% of me doesn't care

Tim: Should've seen that coming

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Bruce: *Mary Poppins voice* okay children time to go

[Fifteen minutes later]

Bruce: *Batman voice* I said let's go

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Alfred: Who ate all the cookies?

Dick: Ninjas

Alfred: I didn't see them

Dick: No one ever does

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Bruce:*Calls up pizza place*

Bruce: WHY WOULD YOU CUT MY PIZZA SO UNEVEN? IF YOU ARE TRYING TO TEAR MY FAMILY APART IT'S WORKING

[gotham]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[homicidalbrunette]

[hammertimeinthegrill420]

LMFAOOO

[sixpenceee]

A compilation of Disney princess comics. The sources and more comics can be found here.

[ashketchupandfries]

The beast’s origin always got me. Sitting there thinking, I’m ten and I wouldn’t even have opened the door for someone I don’t know

[bnsolo]

[geekymerch]

It’s Geeky Merch’s 6th Birthday, and to celebrate we’re bringing you another massive giveaway! Some of the best geeky creators on the internet have come together with us to give you the chance to win some amazing prizes. By following us and reblogging this post before 20th August 2017, 4 lucky winners will have the opportunity to choose themselves 4 prize bundles each.

Prize bundles available

3 month subscription to Loot Crate. (Want to sign up? Voucher code ‘geekymerch’ gives you 10% off!)

Your choice of 3 pins and/or patches from Band of Weirdos

Euler’s Formula nail wraps from Espionage Cosmetics

Solar spectrum necklace from Boutique Academia

Harry Potter inspired Dementor’s Kiss candle from Nerdie Nifties

Wine chemistry stemless glass from Cognitive Surplus

Your choice of bronze skull pendant with a chain and display base from Fire & Bone

“Books! The best weapons in the world!” print from The Art of Flying

Pokémon coasters and keyrings with wall mount from Chocobo Square

Triforce Necklace, 8bit Heart Earrings and Triforce Bracelet from Koala Art & Design

A crocheted Pokéball, small Pokéball keychain and your choice of a chibi crocheted plushie of one of the 4 original starter Pokémon from Mostly Harmless Designs

Your choice of 4 sample teas from Nerdfelt

Star Wars inspired AT-AT Walker metal sign from Metallic Graphic

Riverdale inspired Jughead t-shirt from Bruce Loves You

Harry Potter inspired silver wand makeup brush gift set from Cookie Dough Deco

Princess Zelda’s necklace from Lightning and Lace

Game of Thrones mug and teabag tidy from Gallons of Ink

Wonder Woman inspired t-shirt from Jordandené

Stranger Things enamel pin set from Punky Pins

Your choice of 3 nail polishes from Incidental Twin

Just follow us and reblog this post to enter!

(And click here for further information and T&Cs) Don’t forget to check out and support these awesome sellers by clicking through to their shops. If you buy an item and then win the giveaway you can always choose other prizes, so treat yo’ self 😉 Good luck!

[dreamydaddyhanzo-deactivated201]

Another giveaway? :o

To celebrate my 600 followers and also the release of the year’s best game, I am once again giving away a copy of Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator! This is especially for those that want to play it but cannot buy it for whatever reason.

Here are the rules:

1) You do NOT have to be following me.

2) Reblogs count as an entry. One reblog per person. You can like the post if you want, but they do not count towards an entry.

3) Once again, let me know in the tags who is your favourite dad!

4) No giveaway blogs. Only enter if you do not own DDADDS currently.

5) You have to have a Steam account, which is free to get. This giveaway is for PC only.

You can signal boost if you wish.

I will draw this in a week’s time, so 1st of August. I will contact the winner via PM here on Tumblr and if they don’t reply within 24 hours I will draw another winner.

Also, feel free to join my Discord server! https://discord.gg/ZtcGj6D

[geekymerch]

It’s Geeky Merch’s 6th Birthday, and to celebrate we’re bringing you another massive giveaway! Some of the best geeky creators on the internet have come together with us to give you the chance to win some amazing prizes. By following us and reblogging this post before 20th August 2017, 4 lucky winners will have the opportunity to choose themselves 4 prize bundles each.

Prize bundles available

3 month subscription to Loot Crate. (Want to sign up? Voucher code ‘geekymerch’ gives you 10% off!)

Your choice of 3 pins and/or patches from Band of Weirdos

Euler’s Formula nail wraps from Espionage Cosmetics

Solar spectrum necklace from Boutique Academia

Harry Potter inspired Dementor’s Kiss candle from Nerdie Nifties

Wine chemistry stemless glass from Cognitive Surplus

Your choice of bronze skull pendant with a chain and display base from Fire & Bone

“Books! The best weapons in the world!” print from The Art of Flying

Pokémon coasters and keyrings with wall mount from Chocobo Square

Triforce Necklace, 8bit Heart Earrings and Triforce Bracelet from Koala Art & Design

A crocheted Pokéball, small Pokéball keychain and your choice of a chibi crocheted plushie of one of the 4 original starter Pokémon from Mostly Harmless Designs

Your choice of 4 sample teas from Nerdfelt

Star Wars inspired AT-AT Walker metal sign from Metallic Graphic

Riverdale inspired Jughead t-shirt from Bruce Loves You

Harry Potter inspired silver wand makeup brush gift set from Cookie Dough Deco

Princess Zelda’s necklace from Lightning and Lace

Game of Thrones mug and teabag tidy from Gallons of Ink

Wonder Woman inspired t-shirt from Jordandené

Stranger Things enamel pin set from Punky Pins

Your choice of 3 nail polishes from Incidental Twin

Just follow us and reblog this post to enter!

(And click here for further information and T&Cs) Don’t forget to check out and support these awesome sellers by clicking through to their shops. If you buy an item and then win the giveaway you can always choose other prizes, so treat yo’ self 😉 Good luck!