Oh boi

(+18) A place for gentle lewdness because I prefer to keep things simple... read my about for the rules and such here

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Alright, I gotta open up to you guys a little bit, before this blog gets purged or not. And I’ll keep things relatively short. 

I have been so out of drawing ANYTHING and I’m gonna be honest with you: it’s because some things were almost ruined for me via a squabble I had with someone in a Discord server. I did a thing, I messed up, and I apologized. I was so scared that I had possibly hurt someone and I wanted to disappear. Many times. I was beating myself up every day when it happened. But I learned fairly recently that not only did my apology fall on deaf ears, but the person in question went behind everyone's backs, talked trash about not just me, but about other people for god knows what reason. Making fun of my art is one thing, but crying trauma I do not appreciate. That’s just blowing the whole thing out of proportion. Especially since what I did, now that I look back on it, was just a little mistake that I have easily learned from.

I’m not even that upset, if I’m being honest. I’m just...disappointed. Really, really disappointed. Disappointed that the person was like this, that this happened AT ALL and just... it’s not what I expected. The person in question is younger than I am, so they’ve got plenty of time to learn and shape up. While it doesn’t hurt to exercise a little sympathy and empathy, it also doesn’t hurt to stand your ground if someone really doesn’t deserve either one. I dunno. Sometimes I wish I wasn’t so nice, but now I’m rambling.

And on a last note, thanks for taking the time to read this. Thank you for understanding, and most of all, thank you thank THANK YOU for sticking around for as long as this blog has been active. I’m surprised I didn’t get purged yet. I’m not gonna delete this blog if Tumblr doesn’t and I haven’t decided if I’m gonna relocate or just... I don’t know! HOWEVER if you really wanna keep up with my silly antics and jokes, ask me what my Twitter handle or Discord is!

Thanks again everyone! 

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I think I fixed everything for now, but the search bar still doesn’t work. Great!

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What happened to my blog theme

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I need to not post so late, no one wants smut at 3 am

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*smooches*

*gasp*

Anon- thank you (つω⊂// )

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squats Heeloo hello I’M NOT DEAD SORRY I’M NOT DEAD

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Hey, if any of you know of or are part of an Osomatsu-san Discord server that’s in.cest free, hit me up!

[thisiswhymomworries]

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

[3tno-moved-deactivated20190902]

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

[thisiswhymomworries]

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick, erection

tier 2 (generally accepted): arousal, length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

[retroactivebakeries]

tier 7 (you are like a little baby. watch this): the symbolic collage, the multiplier of motions known, a pillar of fighting styles terrible to behold, the ability to infer significance in something devoid of detail, cornered sphere, a letter written in uncertainty, flesh-metal, a bubble of foul water and fire, invisible scripture, the sex-death of language, power throat, the heart bone, the mercy seat, the irrefutable-for-a-span, the enigma that must be removed, the new phlogiston, a throne of wonder why, the idiom stroke, non-spatial space filling to capacity with mortal interaction and information, a bit of string shaped like your favorite color, the sword not held, estrangement from statesmanship, the reptile wheel, the treasure wood sword, a million-eyed insect dreaming, the dome-head demon, a dead carapace of memory, the mythic epidermal, the ethos knife, flute-and-pipe ogre, the red jewel of conquest, a walking star

[smoothsilky]

its been a day

[aliensfromhell]

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Rereading your guys’ tags helps remind me that folks like what I do as well. Just... thank you so muuuch.

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Hey! You're great! I'm always excited to see what you do!!!!

Ooooohhh thank you thank you thank you!!

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Please forgive me for being so silent, I’ve kind of turned back into a silent sponge absorbing content cause I have it in my mind that “what’s the point in talking if no ones gonna listen” which is dumb cause you guys are here after all!

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A mating dance presenced only once in a lifetime

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why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

[cinnieminni-deactivated20200624]

Lately I have been trying to Practice male Bodies more since I’m not too skilled at it and AH WELL////// I sorta just well *COUGH*  IM SORRRRRRYYYYYYY

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