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An April Fools Joke Blog by ScriptShrink

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As someone with a reaction image blog, thanks for the gifs

[[A bunch of dolphins fly up and out of the ocean. “So long and thanks for all the fish!”]]

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What is the best part of an opossum?

[[A smol opossom in a green and teal striped sweater is snowboarding. Nyoom.]]

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Is Bruce Wayne actually Batman?

[[Lego Batman, huffy and indignant, “No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman’s attic.”]]

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ScriptGif is back!

[[Gif description: John Wick, looking pised af, “Yeah, I’m thinking I’m back.”]]

Send in your questions and get gif responses.

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I have exactly zero recollection of following you but sweet bread Jesus I am glad I did

[[Wayne Brady on Whose Line is it Anyways?, saying “Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! while dancing / flailing his arms around excitedly]]

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What do I do if I don’t have enough angst in my stories?

[[A very crude CGI animation of a sad-looking person curled up with their knees to their chest. A large grey box (labeled the “Shame Cube”) lowers over them, imprisoning them.]]

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Scriptgif, show me the darkest gif

alright you asked for it. have the weirdest gif in my entire collection after the jump.

[[A CGI Ken doll (from Barbie) is shirtless in a bathroom. He takes a hair spray can (that is almost as large as he is), and sprays himself in the face with it. He recoils, but keeps spraying hair spray.]]

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Hi I'm gay

[[Hugh Laurie? in a fake mustache and hat, talking on an old-style telephone. “I’d like to apply to become a homosexual, please.”]]

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The world is quiet here

[[Samantha Bee desperately smashing the glass cover of a red fire box on the wall. A sign next to it says “Break glass in case of depressing reality”]]

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if you could be a fictional character who would you be

[[Gif of a woman wearing an angular, grinning mask and a suit and tie, mowing down offscreen cops with an assault rifle. The gif ends on a freeze frame and “Sydney” appears in a font reminiscent of ransom cut-out notes.]]

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How do you feel about Sigmund Freud?

[[Gif of Will Smith in I, Robot. He sneezes, then waves a hand excusingly, “I’m sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit.”]]

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HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY YOU'RE FANTASTIC!!!

[[Kristin Wiig as Cinderella in an SNL sketch, almost dancing and pointing her thumb at herself. She says, “I’m a huge fuckin’ mess” with a sarcastic smile]]

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How do you feel about Aunt Scripty leaving?

[[B&W gif of JD from Scrubs, looking intently at the camera and saying “I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.”]]

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How much do you like ramen noodles?

[[Chef Gordon Ramsey stage whispering with a hand shielding his mouth, “I don’t like it”]]

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Uh, what's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

[[Buffy from BTVS, “I’m cookie dough.”]]

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Did you know that common goldfish grow to be up to 12" long? When well taken care of, they easily live thirty years or more. 🐟

[[A CGI shark from Finding Nemo saying “That’s good!” while smiling widely with way too many scary-looking teeth]]

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ScriptGif is back!

[[B&W gif of victor frankenstein, upon the animation of his creation. He looks around excitedly and shouts “It’s alive! IT’S ALIVE!!!”]]