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[scriptshrink]

I’m going to be reblogging a few things from my April Fools sideblog! All things will be tagged “april fools” and “scriptgif” if you don’t want to see them.

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The world is quiet here

[[Samantha Bee desperately smashing the glass cover of a red fire box on the wall. A sign next to it says “Break glass in case of depressing reality”]]

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Did you know that common goldfish grow to be up to 12" long? When well taken care of, they easily live thirty years or more. 🐟

[[A CGI shark from Finding Nemo saying “That’s good!” while smiling widely with way too many scary-looking teeth]]

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How much do you like ramen noodles?

[[Chef Gordon Ramsey stage whispering with a hand shielding his mouth, “I don’t like it”]]

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What's your favorite thing about writing?

[[GRRM saying “My biggest dream was to ruin the lives of my readers and crush their souls.]]

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How do I get over writer's block?

[[Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec typing at a typewriter, “I’m going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.”]]

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Now announcing: ScriptGif!

[[Crude animation of an envelope with teeth eating an endless stream of notification icons. Red text: My askbox is hungry feed it!]]

Send in your questions and receive your answer through a gif.

Some more information after the jump.

This is an April Fools Joke blog created by Scriptshrink. It’s only going to be open today, so send in your questions quick!

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Is -Shrink ever going to do something like Scripty Saturdays?

[[Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn 99, “You people already know too much about me.”]]