Cap'n Scroll

[maxvmim]

o nyghtegale sing thy song lullai, lullai, lullai (i'm trying to sketch and post more again)

also on bsky

[medium-dipper6]

Hey hey can someone better at art than me do a drawing of the two times Occtis was flung over someone’s shoulder side-by-side (his ruined corpse bleeding over Thaisha’s shoulder as she flees vs the humor of his complaining at the indignity of being carried by Julien)

[screechfoxes]

CRITICAL ROLE 4.30 Here in the Dark

[queerofthedagger]

I'm on record with my conviction that a spoiler can't ruin a story if it's actually well-written so I might be biased here, but truly one of my favourite things tolkien does is, "this is elf mc elf face. he will die a tragic and painful death, even though he doesn't know it yet. anyway now that you know this crucial fact here's his story." and it slaps every single time. like yeah! exactly!!! mwah

[littlebosslady7]

They look fabulous (src)

[sleepynegress]

Just...

Black women are the best fans ever.

[heytherecentaurs]

Aabria's quiet tears during Hal and Vokjan Murzat's conversation in episode 29 broke me. As moving as their conversation is, it's Aabria's reaction, cheeks shiny with tears, that really helps drive home the impact of what's being said and contextualizes it within the narrative and in real life. Aabria's presence, reaction and contribution make this scene more meaningful.

[guidingb0lt]

CRITICAL ROLE 4X29: Opening Night

[laurbailey]

CRITICAL ROLE: CAMPAIGN 4 Episode 5: Branching Paths

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[ratcandy]

are u guys hearing this

(This is a Great Golden Digger Wasp - Sphex ichneumoneus - doing what its name implies, digging. But you may also notice, if you turn the sound on, that she’s making some incredible noises as she does so.)

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[opla-zolu]

I know who would have agreed to the dumbest plan if he had been present:

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[beaft]

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

[beaft]

recent example. lady at my careers appointment had a post-it with her name on it stuck to the monitor, so i introduced myself by saying cheerfully "hello, i'm eliot! you must be [name], it's nice to meet you!" and she stared at me as if i was the stupidest person alive and said icily, "yeah, i'm [name]. congratulations, you can read."

in bygone times this would have reduced me to a sort of quivering blancmange. thankfully i am now in a place where i was able to pull back, evaluate this interaction, and say to myself "this woman should probably not be working in a customer-facing job"

[brostateexam]

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!