It's a secret

Hello, I'm Sara. 30. This is my personal space. I post whatever I want (that the Tumblr overlords will allow).

[scrumptioussara]

[scrumptioussara]

Let's see if we can survive

Colorado Whore looking for more

[scrumptioussara]

It's been about *15 years* since I started this trip into an internet hellscape. Have an updated "Get to Know the Blogger"

⚪️ General:

• Name: Sara

• Age: 32

• Birthday: February 6

• Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

•Gender: Female

• Orientation: Queer

• Where do you live: Colorado

• School/job: Customer Service

• Married/in a relationship: Polyamorous

• Favorite color: Purple

• Any Pets: 2 cats

• Children: Hard Pass

• Piercings : Ears, all others closed up

• Type of music: Anything except for current country or yodeling

• Type of movie: Romcom, Action, Comedy

• Foods: Pizza

Season: Autumn

⚪️ Do you like:

• People? Mostly

• Texting? Yes

• Chocolate? Yes please

• Reading? You betcha

• Drink? Sweet Tea

⚪️ Can we?

• Stay up super late talking about absolutely nothing? Yes

• Willing to meet one day? Yes, but if you ghost I'll cry

• Obsess over weird things together? Of course

• Laugh at silly things? Absolutely

• Text all the time? Sure

• Talk about anything and everything, no judgment? Yes, but you have to be prepared for sass

• Do you get embarrassed easily? Depends on where I am and what it is

• What’s the most important thing in a friendship? Bonding over being weirdos

• Will you reply fast? Who knows

• Have any siblings? Yes but you don't need to know about them

[msnbabygurl]

Bitches will claim they have to go to bed early, just to stay up until 2 am, grinding, edging & orgasming in silence 🤐

[zarosianzealot]

[strengthins0lidarity]

Sex work is real work and if you disagree, leave.

[292-ludovica]

Y’all really out here getting cucked huh

[noblepeasant]

Dude, he’s fucking the girl you jack off to. That’s the exact opposite of being cucked.

[fordtato]

The comments are full of people going “it’s not like they’re having sex in these examples or anything” so I’ll go ahead and bite the controversy bullet and add:

Even if a sex worker partner is having sex with clients, it’s also literally just work. It isn’t morally wrong. There is nothing wrong with it if both parties in a relationship are aware of the work, and if everyone is being safe.

Sex workers who have sex are no worse or “dirtier” than sex workers who provide other services.

[lavendersucculents]

When you guys have visited potential apartments, what kind of questions did you ask besides the basics like what rent and utilities include?

[dynastylnoire]

Here are questions I didn’t ask but should have: what does the basement look like?

What measures are taken to secure the building ?

Are the walls thin? Brief info of who lives in the building. Are they college kids? People that work through the day? Elderly? Is it a mix? Where does the garbage go?

Can I pay rent bi-weekly? What kind of fuses does the apartment use? (My fuse box is in the basement. If I blow a fuse I have to replace it myself. They screw until the box. All of which I didn’t know until it happened and I was sitting in the dark suddenly.)

[audreynical2]

Who do I call for repairs? (If it’s a private rental) Am I allowed to paint the walls? Is there any additional storage? Do you do regular pest control?

[werewolfau-deactivated20180321]

count the outlets, ask about recycling policies, ask if there’s a noise restriction (nothing loud after midnight, everything goes on the weekend, etc)

LAUNDRY FACILITIES Definitely ask about security Whether subletting is allowed (esp if you’re in college and might want to sublet for the summer) If you have a car, whether there’s parking/how much it costs What kind of heating/AC there is Procedure/response time for any maintenance How mail/packages are received/protected from theft (seriously people stealing your packages can be a huge problem) What kind of verification of your salary will they want, and in what circumstances will they accept a guarantor instead? Whether the apartment is furnished

Assuming you are in the middle of looking at/choosing between places: When does the lease start? Are you going to give preference to people based on when they can move in? Whether groups of a certain number of people get preference Really anything about who they prioritize for applications, it can save you a lot of trouble in trying to apply to places you’ll never get into

[gizkasparadise]

not something for asking the realtors, necessarily, but important rights you should be aware of as a tenant:

when and for what reasons are your landlords allowed to enter your home? how much of a notice should they give you before entering?

can the landlord make modifications to your home or apartment without your approval? to what extent?

what are the options and conditions for breaking your lease early if there’s an emergency? (this is ESPECIALLY important for anyone moving to a new state/considerable distance where you are not able to visit the apartment/home before you rent – students get taken advantage of ALL THE TIME with this shit)

if your first or last month at the property is a partial stay (i.e. you move in on july 15th, and rent is typically due on the first) make sure you don’t pay the full first month’s rent before you know the area laws! in many states, you are only legally required to pay for the time you are occupying the property

is renter’s insurance necessary? many apartments want at least 30k coverage, which can run a couple hundred dollars extra per year

are the landlords/property management liable for crimes on the property? for example, if your car was broken into. if not GET RENTER’S INSURANCE

[abetterfatethanwisdom]

Is there a pet policy? Deposit/monthly rent?

Can I get a checklist of things that need to be done/fixed to get my deposit back at the end? (They should provide this for you - do a walkthrough when you’re looking and have them point out what they want done. You’ll want that money back!!)

Check the outlets, bring your phone charger and plug it in to test!

If there isn’t laundry in the apartment, can they install a washer and dryer for a fee? (Happened to a friend for 50 bucks more, she could’ve have a washer dryer put in. What the hell it’s worth it, trust me.)

Is it a smoking complex? Some in AZ are non-smoking.

Has anyone died in the apartment? (Maybe this is dumb but I just read about someone who found out the previous tenant committed suicide in her place. Not good.)

[howtoimpersonateanadult]

Many of these questions can be answered by acquiring a “model lease”! This is just a copy of the landlord’s standard lease.

Most landlords will provide one on request. Some may even have one on their website.

Read any lease very carefully before signing.

Get someone else to read it over too if possible so they can catch any fuckery you might’ve missed. A lease is a legal contract you’re entering into, make sure you know what you’re agreeing to!

(Also, I personally check under each sink for mildew and I also sniff curtains, carpet, and/or paper blinds for a cigarette smell that may be stronger when the landlord hasn’t just had the windows open etc to hide it)

[bitchesgetriches]

God this is so helpful.

{ MASTERPOST } Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time 

[freshpickle]

besties can I be real honest with you? I'm so fucking tired of not having enough money to live

[wafflenati0n]

[nightndaydreaming-deactivated20]

Yeehaw

[depsidase]

[ryanlowrie]

@scrumptioussara hath been a muse in use at the art journal web comique PAPER STAGE for over four years. We are grateful for her daring to share

[scramratz]

Definite banners and possible bumper stickers for the shop

[syosama-deactivated20150331]

reblog if you are your url

[scrumptioussara]

[hotwifehunter2]

[oldmetryman]

It’s good for your confidence and self esteem!

[cutiebabiegirl]

Hearing a man moan “f*ck”, when they are about to lose it is the biggest turn on ever

[queer-as-city-folk]

So do people realize that we aren't building new train tracks when we expand the amteak network, I have multiple times seen people say that we shouldn't expand the network because it would destroy protected lands, which would be a fair criticism but Amtrak doesn't build new tracks, we use existing tracks. We are not destroying protected lands, we are using land that has already been clear for a century

[queer-as-city-folk]

Also the alternative is more highways which destroy significantly more land for less capacity than railways. So the question is do you want to keep complaining about something that isn't happening and let the environment get damaged as a result or do you want to actually learn how things work

[catboymothman]

So, wait... Were the tracks not in use at all? Or was it like *only* commercial transport on those tracks? Either way, its good that amtrak will be able to use them again, but one would be much more frustrating

[queer-as-city-folk]

Almost all rail tracks in the US are either abandoned or only used for freight rail at the moment

[mudkipspropaganda]

Jesus, we really have no excuse for having such a lackluster rail system, do we?

[queer-as-city-folk]

Sure we do! The US government hate both rail and you personally

[almsotal]

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