scrunch

previously go*tisbetheres 🐧

[rottencauliflowers]

chewing on his gray hairs

[rottencauliflowers]

my replies to the accusations btw

[goaliekisses]

reunited 🥺

also… dangerous curve ahead:

[goatisbetheres]

“i can be pretty intense, probably. yeah”

“would you have the face to go along with the label?”

“i could 🥰”

[suiheisen]

reaction meme material

[hunterrrs]

my roman empire

[stuckinnet]

little miss giggles

[benchgatorade]

context: sid beaming up at geno when he crashes the interview

[rinkrats]

he’s beaming away at geno joking around off camera!! i believe

[zashamalkin]

Okay my friends, buckle up because this is about to get better. Thanks to the keen ear of @pucksovertea, we thought we heard a Russian curse word. My theory at that point was that Geno rattled off something to fuck with Sid. Something he knew Sid would understand. 

The reality is so much better. 

After consulting with @strohller27 and @malkinmecrazy​, it would seem Evgeni Vladimirovich Malkin is saying something along the lines of “Fuck this bullshit” as a reaction to either tech difficulties or the media guy dragging up, once again, Sid’s age. And it is all but CERTAIN he absolutely did it to get a rise out of Sid, based on how it’s said and Sid’s reaction. 

I am just. This is just. The best thing EVER. 

Confirmed, Evgeni Malkin says bad thing on purpose just to make Sid laugh. 

[tysonhos]

frat boy with his little mason jar

[benchgatorade]

"we've played together so long, it's clear i'd love to be playing with him for longer. i think it's pretty obvious at this point, i'd love to keep playing with him" (guess who he's talking about)

bonus from a few years back

[hunterrrs]

i. i love him.

[hunterrrs]

vs bettman:

[hunterrrs]

🥹🥹🥹 our guy

[badangle]

the nhl said: we know you desire him carnally

[badangle]

“i think that’s a flaw in the cup”… insufferably competitive sore loser

[goatisbetheres]

it’s the way his smile gets more and more strained and by ball seven you can see the bloodthirst set in

[stuckinnet]

[hunterrrs]

love this damning assessment of him

[stuckinnet]

he’s a parody of himself (affectionate)

[sidsrockingchair]

More pics from Logan Shaw’s Calder Cup party | 7/17/26

[sidsrockingchair]

7.17.2026

[suiheisen]

pamper your omega day at work

[goatisbetheres]

sid, gazing at the snack table: ooh… nice spread here

[goatisbetheres]

oh nate LIVES for making sid giggle

[stuckinnet]

is that nate’s hand fluffing up sid’s hair