moved

im glyph! im at scubabot now

[tinsil]

buddies!!

[charlesoberonn]

I encountered an SCP at the mall

I sat down at one of the tables in the food court next to the electric socket because I had to charge my phone. The table was filthy and full of trash. I told myself that I’m gonna clean it before I left.

Not only did I not clean it, I left some of my own trash at the table too. Later I saw somebody else leave their trash there, as well.

This anomalous table is collecting trash and I need to know for what purpose.

[charlesoberonn]

Please add more mild SCPs

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[makeuphall]

People are sharing their favorite Petty Phrases To Use In Work Emails and they’re pretty great.        

[charlesoberonn]

She’s very small

[triplestardraw]

ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

[maravilhanaervilha]

“…and that’s my presentation.”

[sunfortune]

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms 

[sunfortune]

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

5100/1500 = 3.4

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

80/3.4 

lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God… 

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

[difficultsuggestions]

Grow from the dirt that they left you in

[tigercobeans]

transphobes aren’t allowed to shop anymore because making a purchase is a trans action ://

[humandisastersquad]

why do ppl in scifi have such a hard time saying ‘thank you’ to robots. i say thank you to inanimate objects all the time and sure as hell would thank a robot for doing even the bare minimum

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[transformersredesigns]

List of proof that Sari is Megatron’s child

Protoform showed up out of nowhere- but in vicinity of Megatron’s head

Comes with built in weaponry, which only cons have in animated continuity

Is also able to fly, another purely con trait (ie Ratchet’s line of “Flying Autobots?”, everyone’s shock at the Jet Twins existing, the fact that PowerGLIDE turns into a TRUCK instead of a plane)

Protoform extremely different from other protoforms seen in the show

Can, from that, conclude she’s definitely a war build

A brand new protoform that appears out of nowhere, in the professor’s lab, near Megatron’s head, and is a war build

Wings have turbines- Megatron’s earth mode is a helicopter with two rotor assemblies

Megatron has built in swords (Helicopter blades), Sari has built in swords

[perdumox]

Whirl is fun to draw pf

[catlips001]

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

[catlips001]

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

[ask-cloud-skipper]

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

[catlips001]

Just like first grade

[kaijuno]

Also being a scientist pretty much gives you a free pass to be as eccentric as you want like you’ll be at a conference and it’s like “is that guy wearing socks and sandals and plaid pants???” “Ya but he was on the team that discovered gravitational waves let him be”

[inthisquarter]

I once saw a highly-respected mineralogist take a slice of watermelon, put it between the two halves of a bagel, and eat it like a sandwich.

[dont-stop-believin-in-klaine]

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