Ah yes, Elliott.
So suave, so elegant.
So pissing drunk.
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Ah yes, Elliott.
So suave, so elegant.
So pissing drunk.
‘wanna go out?’
‘there will be food’
Unmute this.
Thuss, the Drow
HAHAHAHA! I BET YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY, LINI!
I tried my best to whip up a picture of Lini’s current prized character in her DnD sessions, a drow named Thuss.
Happy Birthday Lini, and I hope this is alright even if there might be errors. I tried!
JFC LUCKS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND I’M SO HAPPY I CAN’T EVEN-
JUST
THANK YOU SO MUCH! ;U;
🐧 scootscootscoot 🐧
themes commonly found in international friendships
- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably
Your problematic fave: international friends
- live in irresponsible timezones - use incorrect measurements systems - too far to hug
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!
you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun
(I don’t think I’d survive that)
[Anonymous Asked: Do the Captain and the King also have silly, horrible, bright yellow outfits?]
[Yes. And no one except the respected Miror B.’s seem happy with this.]
(Huh, desert king Miror pulls that off pretty well, though it probably helps that I can’t see the glowing glare that the sun would make it shimmer with.
My first thought about Captain Miror tho is that he’s gonna run into Belle from disney’s beauty and the beast and they’ll both stare and go “Well ONE of us is gonna have to change!.”
That or they’ll dance together and blind the entire ball room. )
Confess. Did you stole poffins from your friend Mirror B?
“Of course not! As much as I like those poffins, I ain’t stupid enough to try snatching any without permission again.” …. Don’t mind that poffin-filled basket he hastily threw into the fridge. It totally wasn’t stolen or anything.
(Axel u lil shit... at least share!)
Hey I drew a comic that’s actually an allegory for a toxic relationship I used to be in. You should read it and stuff (but only if you wanna)
EDIT: I’m a moron. Edited link
I solve all my problems just one way get jack Rakan
(But what if your problem is Jack Rakan?)
The Ghast has become one with the machine!
“... Are all humans this calm about their labware getting possessed or are you just that jaded by now?”
How has the mun been doing lately? Has she been alright?
( The mun is doing alright, though work and some interests that aren’t blog-related has kept my attention from starting any major threads or be very active here.
Perhaps if my drow cleric wasn’t stealing most of my thoughts I’d be more focused on the increasingly annoyed Overdork, but who knows when that’ll happen. )
Which are more awesome, catsabers or deathsabers?
“Honestly, I like the little critters about equally much. They’re both pretty damn great.”
Hey Alexander, what would do if your friend Axel ever does manage to finally achieve his dream of flying? Celebrate?
“Heh, sure, why not. Hell, when that dork manages to fly off a cliff instead of falling I’ll personally throw him a huge party.”