Rambler

Intersectional feminist and inclusionist : She/her pronouns

[minweber]

Alpha Primus has got to be the conceptually funniest character in 40k. From any outside pov it looks like this walking nuke acts like a sullen teenager dragged along on a roadtrip by an overly enthusiastic dad. But with insider knowledge... it's actually exactly the same, except played completely straight?

Like, what do you mean he did actually not ask to be made? What do you mean he loves and hates his dad? What do you mean he is literally put together wrong? What do you mean "his soul is not properly attached to his body"?!

Guy Haley made a tragic demigod by weaponizing the feeling of being 15 years old on a bad day, and gave him the same exact tools for dealing with it, so now there is three-meter tall slab of grey ceramite listening to Linkin Park in the corner of the room.

[tenantwires]

- Genefather. Guy Haley.

I find it amusing to watch the Mechanicus operate in their robo style, even in emergency situations.

[soonielo]

I love the new figures but I really fuck with bows

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[negativepeanuthoarder]

no no they’re not dating. they’re a bonded pair and can’t be adopted separately.

[anotherramblingfangirl]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/9 Fandom: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Homestuck Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Helynna Valeria, Original Inquisitor Character(s) (Warhammer 40.000), Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck) Additional Tags: Genocide, Imperium of Man (Warhammer 40.000), Alternian Empire (Homestuck), Pre-Mindshackle Short Story, War, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Death, Eugenics, Child Death, Infant Death, Tragedy, POV Multiple, Grubs (Homestuck), caste system, Eldritch Horror, Cosmic Horror, Ambiguity, Blood and Gore, collecting, Hints of Mind Control (Scarabs)

  Summary:

A Xenos Empire finds that of the Imperium of Man - and as has happened many times before, a violent war erupts.

However, the Xenos Empire has a crucial vulnerability that will spell their end - as the Imperium find it.

An end that is coming far too quickly for Inquisitor Helynna Valeria, who must rush to preserve what secrets and value are hidden within - that once again her puritanical colleagues will refuse to recognise.

No matter what that means, she must do.

[Note: No familiarity is needed with Homestuck to follow this fic. I have just borrowed the outline of a species and their extinction event for the Warhammer setting.]

[theswisscheeserag]

“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

[onlytiktoks]

[piedude]

[clearlightwired]

[beleester]

Equal and opposite.

[nameless-sdk]

[raiyday]

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

#yeAH THOUGH#THAT'S THE POINT#THAT'S THE--THE THING#HE'S GIVING HIS KIDS THE SHELTER AND SAFETY TO DO WHAT HE COULD NOT#AND HAVE A CHILDHOOD FILLED WITH JOY - @aethersea

[hanielconh]

Episode 8 hit so hard...totally worth it.

[dragonnnerdd]

HEY, CHECK OUT HOW HARD I CAN CRY AUGGHHHHHJHHJJH

[important-animal-images]

[thenookienostradamus]

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

PLEASE UNMUTE

[thenumberniine]

As shrimple as that

[lafemmeressort1]

[flanneldragon]

halo lore is so fucking funny to me. all it really needed to be was 'youre john halo and youre a badass space marine that doesnt afraid of anything' but instead youre a war orphan created by the space CIA to be a robo-pinkerton to put down galactic worker revolts, but luckily whole hordes of you were created right in time for the most evil alien empire to ever exist to make first contact with us by nuking a planet to glass

[flanneldragon]

also, the evil alien empire isnt doing this because theyre evil, their trio of space popes asked an ancient sacred AI what the fuck humans were and the ai was like 'oh those are ants that god loves more than you' and the popes immediately decided the only way to keep their cushy jobs and big dumb hats was to annihilate the human race. it almost worked, too! luckily, one of the robo-pinkertons is so freakishly lucky an AI noticed the statistical anomalies surrounding him and took him in as her favorite little meow meow and now they have a toxic co-dependent relationship and are going to nuke alien new york

[transmechanicus]

[deathisthekitten]

@erindrifter