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⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓ Roo ༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅ ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓ she/they ༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅ ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘⋅♡ engaged to alrightsatellite ♡⋅∘∙⊱⋅•⋅

[jebbyfwish]

I saw a Juno one so ofc I had to make my own uwu

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[horrorfilmgifs]

THE WATCHERS dir. Ishana Night Shyamalan, 2024

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[cryptcoop]

A new empire

[gunkyn]

[alexpdcl]

I'M SICK OF THAT DAMN CAT

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[basil-mage]

Endless cycle

[alrightsatellite]

i knew it

Sauce: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN8J4KYsS/

[crazy-brazilian]

[jebbyfwish]

How much of a rotten soul do you have to be to complain that staff are (and I fucking quote) "having a good time"

[mawofthemagnetar]

The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to “no support needs” and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[fred-the-dinosaur]

this reads like a muppet sketch

[fred-the-dinosaur]

see? See!??!

[hellenhighwater]

You're not wrong

[hellenhighwater]

This post is less than six months old.

[zwoelffarben]

Sometimes posts just, have olde tumblr post energy. And ya gotta live wit dat.

[tsunflowers]

the sun is a sickly orange color today with a haze of smog blurring its edges. it truly looks like something you would use in a scifi movie to clue the audience in that something has gone very wrong

[tsunflowers]

here’s a pic from the local reddit that honestly looks even scarier than what I’m seeing now

[pumpkinsforsale]

Anyone else noticed the air is unbreathable and the food is poison and the sun is blocked out of the sky

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[rosieandthemoon]

I am cordially inviting all of you to post this in the comments/reblogs of any and every Al post you come across, on any platform. Especially useful for accounts who “teach” people how to use Al.

[spiribia]

i would be a kittypet all the way in the warrior cats universe. if i heard a bunch of guys were in the woods killing each other for survival and they think i'm the lame one for getting mediocre banquets i would be like you guys are stupidd and then when the thunderclan medicine cat comes by my fenced lot to pick yarrow i would be like what are doing and shes like medicine so my clanmates don't die and i'm like wow you guys really have it that rough. and she keeps encountering me and one day i'm like why don't you come inside there's plenty of kibble and she averts her eyes shyly and is like ...no that would be against starclan and i'd go To have a little kibble? and she's like You know what i mean. and i do. 5 moons later she is getting adopted by my people and visions of her ancestors still haunt her and she is from time to time like Did I do the right thing...? how could i be so selfish...? and i'm like my toy mouse squeaks

[meg-megbanom-ezt]

Warrior Cats is one fandom I only know from indirectly from tumblr (though I still enough to enjoy this piece), BUT a tiny interesting side note- - -

I was at the winter MondoCon and noticed a few middle-schooler(ish) children with cat masks and turned out that they are actually Warrior-fans. I got curious and found out that the first three books were republished last year. So it looks like it certainly becoming (or already is) A Thing now in Hungary, too!

[meg-megbanom-ezt]

I just had to draw the original post because it lives rent free in my head