ITS COOL TO BE A ROBOT

THIS UNIT WILL SELF DESTRUCT UPON TERMINATION OF ITS TARGET

[scud-the-disposable-assassin]

Scud the dickslpodable assblastin

[tamamita]

Notice how Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet about Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham? Curious.

[tamamita]

[otherwindow]

I hate explaining jokes but this fucking scene from Kung Pow makes me lose my shit every time: 

The children screaming “We’re children!” like they’re Pokemon

Cans of Pringles in the background 

Shopkeeper’s voice breaking the microphone levels 

“Babe-y”! 

The shitty cgi hand with the phone

He doesn’t even dial the phone

[giritina]

Awesome cartoon otaku tweet

[pokkin]

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[dogpuppy]

[evilvillain123456789]

is anyone else jerking off in the tub tonight?

[evilvillain123456789]

im not but i know people who are so i wanted to know who else

[hotvampireadjacent]

[badassdemonsword]

[crimewave420]

im jacking you.

[iamoutofideas]

[jca-archive]

Takashi Yamazaki, 1986

[taylor-ruth]

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

[infertilityidol]

[puyopuyo]

i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours

[cozyhoodies]

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo